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@faketrektitlecards.bsky.social
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Some of those fake Star Trek title cards that you can make in the generator by Josh Mayfield. Some of em by me, except when I repost something. That's made by others. As you'd know

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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 01/10/2026
Star Trek TNG title card but the title of the episode is "When you HAVE A STAR TREK, roll+class consciousness.
On a 10+, its Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism. On a 7–9, it's colonial military space adventures in a theoretically socialist society that's never explained.
On a miss, it's unpolitical."
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Fake Trek Title Cards @faketrektitlecards.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Star Trek: SFA fake episode title card:
"Caleb and Sam get stranded when they're surfing and the school flies away"
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Fake Trek Title Cards @faketrektitlecards.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Star Trek: SNW fake episode title card:
"Hey guys. Guys, did you know that Erica Ortegas flies the ship?"
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Fake Trek Title Cards @faketrektitlecards.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Star Trek: TNG fake episode title card:
"What Would Jellico Do?
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Fake Trek Title Cards @faketrektitlecards.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Star Trek: Enterprise fake episode title card:
"Our boy Porthos is in 40% of the episodes"
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Fake Trek Title Cards @faketrektitlecards.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Star Trek: Discovery fake episode title card:
"Where were you?! It's been 930 years since you last called!"
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Fake Trek Title Cards @faketrektitlecards.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Star Trek: TOS fake episode title card:
"He's bread, Jim"
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Fake Trek Title Cards @faketrektitlecards.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Star Trek: TAS fake episode title card:
"Another Enterprise that somehow looks like Spock"
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Lois M. @ov099.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy Star Trek Day! #StarTrek
a picture of the USS Enterprise, NCC1701D (Star Trek: The Next Generation) with in the Star Trek font, Happy Star Trek Day!
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Fake Trek Title Cards @faketrektitlecards.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'm saying... Time shananigans
Star Trek: Scouts fake episode title card:
"Season 2 predictions?"
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Wilson Wilson @courier429.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Looking into cool zones book club and happy it's about deep space 9.
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Khairul Hisham @hishgraphics.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Best TNG episode ever!
Image of the NCC-1701-D in space beside a comet with the fake TNG episode title "Pistachio-flavored Deuterium Is The Worst".
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Fake Trek Title Cards @faketrektitlecards.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Star Trek: TOS fake episode title card:
"What's the best episode not about Kirk/Spock/McCoy?"
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Fake Trek Title Cards @faketrektitlecards.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Star Trek: TOS fake episode title card:
"Scotty doesn't give it all she's got and everyone dies"
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Fake Trek Title Cards @faketrektitlecards.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Star Trek: Picard fake episode title card:
"Oh no I just remembered the Romulan siblings"
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Fake Trek Title Cards @faketrektitlecards.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Star Trek: SNW fake episode title card:
"This week's gimmick: they all speak exclusively in emojis"
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Fake Trek Title Cards @faketrektitlecards.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Star Trek: Scouts fake episode title card:
"Crossover episode with Lower Decks"
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Fake Trek Title Cards @faketrektitlecards.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
And they never saw him again
Star Trek: DS9 fake episode title card:
"I'm sure this isn't the last we see of Julian Bashir, secret agent"
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Fake Trek Title Cards @faketrektitlecards.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
And we love them for it
Star Trek: Prodigy fake episode title card:
"Murf either saves the day or ruins everything"
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Fake Trek Title Cards @faketrektitlecards.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Star Trek: TAS fake episode title card:
"Wasn't there an episode where the Caitians wanted to eat everyone in the galaxy?"
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Fake Trek Title Cards @faketrektitlecards.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Star Trek: TNG fake episode title card:
"Wesley does Enterprise Bingo"
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Fake Trek Title Cards @faketrektitlecards.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Star Trek: Enterprise fake episode title card:
"The show finally remembers that Travis is a character"
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Fake Trek Title Cards @faketrektitlecards.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Star Trek: Voyager fake episode title card:
"Harry Kim gets promoted!"
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Fake Trek Title Cards @faketrektitlecards.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Star Trek: DS9 fake episode title card:
"Garak sneezes in Julian's coffee"
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Fake Trek Title Cards @faketrektitlecards.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Star Trek: Starfleet Academy fake episode title card:
"This show deserves six seasons and a movie"
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Fake Trek Title Cards @faketrektitlecards.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Star Trek: Discovery fake episode title card:
"Season 6: they all become ninjas to save the galaxy"
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Fake Trek Title Cards @faketrektitlecards.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Star Trek: SNW fake episode title card:
"It's like"For the Uniform", but it's a rap battle episode"
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Fake Trek Title Cards @faketrektitlecards.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hitler lost because of the actions of Johnson and S'Plunk from The Ensign's Log. Thanks for this vital piece of lore, @steveshives.bsky.social and Jason
Star Trek TOS/The Ensign's Log fake episode title card:
"Ensigns Johnson and S'Plunk, I can't believe I'm saying this, but great job killing Edith Keeler today.

-Captain Kirk"
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Fake Trek Title Cards @faketrektitlecards.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It messes up my entire spreadsheet
Star Trek: Scouts fake episode title card:
"Season 2 will be the Star Trek season with the most episodes"
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Fake Trek Title Cards @faketrektitlecards.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Star Trek: Starfleet Academy fake episode title card:
"I love how much Starfleet merch is in this show"
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Fake Trek Title Cards @faketrektitlecards.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Star Trek: TNG fake episode title card:
"Tasha single-handedly fights off three "rogue" Vulcans. Wesley failed to mention these were Vulcan actors from a play Riker was writing"
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Fake Trek Title Cards @faketrektitlecards.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Lower Decks would find a way
Star Trek: Lower Decks fake episode title card:
"Why is there no episode with Brunt, Weyoun, Shran and AGIMUS, all in one room?"
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Fake Trek Title Cards @faketrektitlecards.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Star Trek: TOS fake episode title card:
"Hey, this planet looks exactly like Earth from 1932, but the inhabitants are acting very weird"
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Fake Trek Title Cards @faketrektitlecards.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Strange New Worlds Season 4, Episode 2
Star Trek: SNW title:
"Spoiler Alert"
(The spoilers are in the comments)
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Fake Trek Title Cards @faketrektitlecards.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Star Trek: Voyager fake episode title card:
"Tuvok and Vorik get into a logic-off during Voyager's Got Talent"
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Fake Trek Title Cards @faketrektitlecards.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Star Trek: TNG fake episode title card:
"An entire episode of Crusher trying to stop O'Brien from kayaking"
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Fake Trek Title Cards @faketrektitlecards.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Star Trek: Prodigy fake episode title card:
"Rok-Tahk asks the Doctor for a brief history lesson on opera. Should not have done that."
"Written by
The Doctor"
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Fake Trek Title Cards @faketrektitlecards.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Star Trek: DS9 fake episode title card:
"Kai Winn loses her mind when Garak eats her pudding"
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Fake Trek Title Cards @faketrektitlecards.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Star Trek: TOS fake episode title card:
"Kor rips Kirk's shirt open during a duel"
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Fake Trek Title Cards @faketrektitlecards.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Star Trek: TNG fake episode title card:
"Q turns the Enterprise into a Fortnite map"
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Fake Trek Title Cards @faketrektitlecards.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Star Trek: Picard fake episode title card:
"Why not just build a new Enterprise instead of using a ship that already has a legacy?"
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Fake Trek Title Cards @faketrektitlecards.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Or actually it's The Trouble with Tribbles, right? Oh well, you get the point
Star Trek: Lower Decks fake episode title card:
"Turns out these guys also went to the events of Trials and Tribble-ations"
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Fake Trek Title Cards @faketrektitlecards.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Star Trek TOS fake episode title card:
"Computer, what happened to the fax machines on board? They were just installed last month, brand new!"
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Fake Trek Title Cards @faketrektitlecards.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Star Trek: Prodigy fake episode title card:
"Wesley trips and accidentally erases the timeline"

"Written by
Starfleet's Funniest Home Videos"
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Fake Trek Title Cards @faketrektitlecards.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Honestly the lyrics fit Voyager more than Enterprise, right?
Star Trek: Voyager fake episode title card:
"Well you know what they say
. . .
It's been a long road, getting from there to here"
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Fake Trek Title Cards @faketrektitlecards.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Star Trek: TAS fake episode title card:
"THERE. ARE. FOUR. MUSIC TRACKS!"
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Fake Trek Title Cards @faketrektitlecards.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Star Trek: Scouts fake episode title card:
"To boldly slide where no slider has slid before"
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Fake Trek Title Cards @faketrektitlecards.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Star Trek: Starfleet Academy fake episode title card:
"We need more Tilly in this show!"
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The JediKat Creeps @jedikat71.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Graphic made with the Star Trek Title Card Generator using an image from the opening credits of STAR TREK: DISCOVERY. Black bold text says, "ELON MUSK IS A POS AND WE SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER"
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