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myopic little twit, ret.

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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 2h
A Crave Dessert Bar will open in the building next to the Holodomor Memorial near Union Station
bizjournals.com
Historic property near Union Station lands full-building restaurant tenant after two-year search - Washington Business Journal
Something sweet, savory and boozy is coming to a historic building near Union Station.
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 4h
there's a pilot program that makes Whizz bikes available to people for a monthly fee, followed by an opportunity to purchase. So, DC government in some ways?
getwhizz.com
Whizz Personal Account
E-bikes for delivery
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 5h
I think this is definitely part of it, and probably an even bigger part than the economics. For whatever reason, e-bikes seem to be less of a target both for the feds (immigration) and MPD (licensure, etc.) so this shift it totally rationale
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 6h
the transition of the vast majority of delivery riders from mopeds to e-bikes/e-motos feels like an observable trend but I wonder if there’s any data
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 23h
maybe not then! it was at the girl’s game before this
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 23h
I think I saw your kid!
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 23h
wednesday night lights
Cardozo at McKinley Boys Soccer
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I guess this is legal? it’s certainly something
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
received in the mail today, presumably related to the ANC SMD race. Unattributed
An envelope with no return addressA printout of a WUSA9 story titled “ANC Commissioner Arrested Months After Fight Over Bike Lanes”
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think during the pandemic everyone got more comfortable with things being shaggy and have less production value because things were hard and they just had to be and then...it just kinda stayed that way and we acclimated. we've just collectively lowered expectations
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Spencer Ainsworth @sp-ainsworth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Speaking of Capital Bikeshare being stronger than ever, September saw 676k rides (+8% Sept '25 / +2% Sept '24), the 5th highest month all-time!
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Nicole McEntee @nikkimcentee17.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Our bike bus today was huge for National Bike/Walk/Roll to School Day! Estimated 50 kids + another 30 parents! We went off route for a little donut meetup and the incentive worked!
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
shoulder checking to make sure the radwagon dad isn’t gonna pass on the uphill etc.
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
me, earlier this week: your bike bus doesn’t need to be a 100 person rolling parade me, today: [leads a bike bus that’s a 100 person rolling parade]
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hoping for a spring awakening
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
once again, the exclusionary cabal that runs walk, bike, and roll to school day has deliberately withheld support from the pogo community. we will be consulting our attorneys concerning next steps
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
vote “who?” no matter who
One of many votes for Tim Krepp for DC Delegate. Seriously.
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I brought iced coffee to my AI-enabled fantasy football draft and now I'm cancelled by everybody
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
yeah, that's a big one
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
which governors races matter most from the perspective of withdrawing armed soldiers from my neighborhood?
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my new favorite group of bike commuters are the post-dropoff parents really letting their now unladen cargo bikes rip on their way to get to the office on time
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the aforementioned cowbell
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
yeah, we have some sharp turns and they’ve definitely taken some getting used to
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m so tired dawg
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ICYMI: even a few kids riding together can make getting to school more fun
ggwash.org
Small bike bus, big benefits
You don’t need a huge group to have a bike bus — just ask these parents. Read up ahead of National Walk & Roll to School Day on October 7.
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
gonna do some gentle flogging of our ggwash article again today and then that’s it
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
until he wins
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
probably! But that’s in line with the tradition of everyone being confused about the at large seats every election lol
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I suppose writing in Tim then ranking RW is another thing I could do, but this is less strategic and more doing a bit
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(the strategy is vote for the 2 who are good and leave off the other. It is not that sophisticated, but it’s all I’ve got)
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ballot came today. 3 person ANC race so finally get to do some strategic RCV
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DCTrikeMom @dctrikemom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mega #bikebus videos are so fun... but you do not need 200 people, celebrity guest & police escort to start a bike bus! A few friends + a little organizing can be a game changer. Good one from @nikkimcentee17.bsky.social #bikedc @ggwash.org ggwash.org/view/105077/...
ggwash.org
Small bike bus, big benefits
You don’t need a huge group to have a bike bus — just ask these parents. Read up ahead of National Walk & Roll to School Day on October 7.
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J. I. Swiderski, MURP @swiderski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"As inspiring (and aspirational) as massive group [bike-bus] rides can be, they’re not the only way to do it: enter the bike minibus. Ahead of National Walk & Roll to School Day on October 7, we’re sharing our bike bus story." ggwash.org/view/105077/...
ggwash.org
Small bike bus, big benefits
You don’t need a huge group to have a bike bus — just ask these parents. Read up ahead of National Walk & Roll to School Day on October 7.
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Edward Russell @byerussell.com · 05/10/2026
Bike buses "gather headlines in part because of how unique and exciting they are, especially in an era where getting to and from school has shifted from a communal experience to a more atomized and fraught one." 👏👏 @nikkimcentee17.bsky.social @fakesharrows.bsky.social ggwash.org/view/105077/...
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
turning kids into hardened daily bike commuters is a joy. easily the highlight of my day.
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
new from @nikkimcentee17.bsky.social and me
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the gall of it
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
driving culture here is so deeply misanthropic. this isn’t a novel observation, but someday you just feel it so palpably
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
DPW took away our two closest trash cans because of this. it sucks
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
actual tour guides suffering major revenue losses vs. the WH and Destination DC….hmmm, who to believe
washingtonpost.com
Tour guides lose business as D.C.’s reputation and landscape change under Trump
Guides say bookings have plummeted in 2026 amid renovations, closings and a charged political climate.
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I will second this
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the grim damp gloom of a Nordic noir but it’s just me doing Sunday morning errands by cargo bike
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this is going to be even worse in november
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
that’s how I interpret it
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
irrational, eh?
A Tubi ad for “chilling true stories” that claims that being afraid of Maryland drivers is an irrational fear
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
turning a big dial that says "wheel size" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
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Washington Area Bicyclist Association @waba.org · 02/10/2026
Don't miss the Hains Point Hoopla 3.0! It's THIS SUNDAY (not saturday)! Meet 9:00 am West Potomac Park near field #4 for the bike parade, or 10:30 at Hains Point for excellent speakers. All the details at waba.org/event/hains-...
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
tapping the sign yet again
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
every thing about the stadium is going to be an absolutely turkey. we’re getting nothing good and everything bad. amazing stuff all around
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lol
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