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Faint_Kitten

@faintkitten.bsky.social
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I'm Faint (they/them). Dopey catshark, and licensed nonsense maker. Not quite straight. Not quite cis. Not quite here. Catch my streams on twitch! Twitch: Faint_Kitten

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Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 2h
Am #1 shark streamer. Biggest Deal. Best streamer. haven't streamed in a month? Still Big numbers. Can't stop FK. glacial rise. Because am cool as ice and massive deal in ochun. 100 Followers on Bsky. 200 on Strem. Spamton doesn't even call me anymore. Knows Faint is [Biggest Shot].
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Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 17h
A game's plot and narrative come second to my ability to live out my fantasy of being a little lady thing and dressing up. Cyberpunk 2077. Baldur's Gate 3. Borderlands. Skyrim. Fallout 3. FNV. Fo4. Saints Row 2. Saints Row 3. Priority 1) Be Girl Priority 2) Dress up Priority 3) Big donk mod.
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Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 18h
Dichotomy is such a fascinating word bc I never heard it used, only saw it once, and I never needed to look it up to know what it meant. I just always FELT what it meant and never used it wrong.
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Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It makes sense that an entire class of people who are used to just going "I WANT THIS" and yesmen just make it happen, and shit just appears while they fuckoff to a yacht somewhere, would be like "Of COURSE you can just MAKE SHIT APPEAR. OF COURSE WE SUPPORT THE JUST MAKES SHIT APPEAR BUTTON"
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Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everyday I open firefox and there's just a wall of articles that discuss topics beyond my means and unmet needs that it nearly comes from an alien planet to me. Things people without problems push as news, that are so disconnected from my struggle as to be tonedeaf to push on me.
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Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Look. SOmetimes you try to learn something and you feel bad bc you feel dumber than everyone else, or you don't grasp what you learned. But you still know more now, than you did yesterday, and more than if you hadn't bothered.
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BeardPrincess @beardprincess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You already know what's up.
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catnoli @catnoli.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
halloween thresher sharks 🪾🎃
An illustration of two thresher sharks. One in a jack-o-lantern scarf and headphones, and the other in a black white scarf and spiral headphones. Other halloween items sureound them on a purple background.
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Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FK in discord out of context.
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pillow @yummypillow.art · 26/09/2026
pile cloud #oc
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Taigerタイガ🦈 @taigerarts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ellen's Melons🦈
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Steve Lewis 💀🍕 @skullpizza.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
From the Sharkives: My favorite from the original batch of Shork Week comics in 2018. New comics here on Tinyview! social.tinyview.com/g0er3fh984b
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Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I been savin dis for special Iggy occasion. (Those kiss lips were drawn by hand by fk. not clip art or AI!)
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Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuckt_Kitten Dis Kitten hast beent fuckt
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Tems @temsorrough.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Iggy with a pair of HUGE HONKERS. with @iggymaid.bsky.social #PixelArt #vtuber #ドット絵
Iggy in the company of a pair of aggressive looking geese.
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Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I should stream something, rather than sitting here, awake on caffine having to pee and having two cognito hazards open on each screen.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The demolished traumatized introvert autisitc adhd "Weh. Wah. Weh. Am sorry am most annoying in world. Am sorry bother you. Hngg. Weh WAAH. S-so sorry I exist" The person they're messaging "I literally wasn't thinking of you. I was asleep, or in the shower, or eating my girlfriend's ass"
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Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I will investigate. (I charge 5 buttons a day, plus expenses: 2 jr bacon cheese burgers for lunch)
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Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sometimes I take the mic foam off and just *rolls it across my face* *puts it on two fingers and waggles it* *rolls it from my cheek onto my nose like clown nose* *poke poke pokes it inward* *pushes it's softness against my face and squimshes it* *drops it* *gets it* *resumes*
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Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I miss when Jill Valentine had a big schnozz. Give her back her big honker. Big nose Valentine or Bust.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
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phase 🔜 MFF @rubbershark.gay · 21/09/2026
i want to learn to make sour gummy so i can make sour gummy shaped sharks and hand them out at cons
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Nessie @nessiefynn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A shark named Sharyl #furryart
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Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Careful Careful Carfeul *SNEEZES VIOLENTLY SENDING MY SINGLE MOUSE LINE INTO A HUGE SQUIGGLE* I need a pen and tablet.
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Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Cyberpunk is a franchise that's just like "Lets be SLIGHTLY unsatisfying so you never feel completely whole, and constantly have things to think about it FK, but not so atrocious you give up on it."
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Tokusatsu GIFs @tokugifs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sekai Ninja Sen Jiraiya (1988) Episode 19
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Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trying to watch Monty Python's Holy Grail again, and I cannot explain how absolutely insufferable the first sketch is to me now, in an era of nerds who's exact brand of media criticism is just this literal argument about Coconuts and Swallows.
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Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
*butt naked* *decides to go for walk* *puts on hat* *eats cracker* *goes to open door to leave* Am missing a few things. Hang on. Hang on....
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Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am best at gaming. Look at me go. FK #1. Best gamer. This shark no damaged Sasquatch and hit the Griddy on her. I am unstop. #Cyberpunk2077 #EZGame
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Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My favorite part about following my own NSFW acct is I will just tab back to FK land and forget and be like OOh. OOH. OOOH NICE THINGS IN FK FEED TODAY! Like yeah you like that, shark idiot YOU POSTED IT.
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Jelly Pumpkins @jellyzedsy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m partial to this one
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Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Lotta goofies comming into my circle seeming to misunderstand this post. So let me be clear: A LOT OF SHIT COMMING OUT OF COMPANIES SUCKING AI'S DICK IS BREAKING HARD WITH EACH UPDATE. AND I CAN NO LONGER TELL IF ITS A HARDWARE ISSUE, OR YOUR BULLSHIT AI CODE IS SKULLFUCKING EVERYONE'S MACHINES.
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Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well FINE then. All my RP partners can just IGNORE my tumblr asks. +sobs sharkingly+ (Is just bothering ppl bc they are bored)
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Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Everyday I almost pick viowence. Every day FK does not take bait.
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Milly the big silly 👉 HOWLOWEEN🇨🇦 @milkqween.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well if you insist 😳 Character belongs to @scwambledeggs.art #furry #furryart #deltarune
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Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My favorite part of the era of AI vibe coding and slop is I never fucking know if my computer is dying and slower from years of constant use and bad fans sucking up evaporating soda and ventilation, or if they just VIBE CODED an update so bad my games can't run, and my windows taskbar UI is bugged.
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Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It is crazy that like not even 7 years ago Jumanji the Next level came out and we were like "everyone in this cast is pretty cool" and like 7 years later we're like *tugging collar*
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horns @yagihorns.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bottomless Bus stop
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Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I didn't know bro was kinky like that.
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Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
And some of you may be asking: FK what do you mean kitchen has no lights. Are you saying you cook completely in the dark. YES. Have not shark died yet. Occasionally open the fridge to check food is done. I COULD ask maint to replace the bulbs but it's been 3 years and I'm used to it now.
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Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Air Fryer had no set temperature so it was just slightly thawed beef. I also (fail-shark that I am) have no plates, so it's just a bun, sitting on a counter, with a slice of cheese, bbq and an egg, waiting for a burger that I've GUESSED the cook time on, and temp of, bc my kitchen has no lights
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Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Oh boy I hope I don't burn this ONE EGG I'm putting on my Burger tonight" "Hmm dis burger is gonna cook for 15 minutes, better put the egg on low. Hopefully I won't forget to check and don't burn egg" *DING* "I forgot, but at least the egg isn't burnt. Give few more seconds...dis burg is frozen"
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Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Got ADHD'd and scrolled so far into @mewvore.bsky.social 's old posts Blusky said "fuck you" and stopped loading posts. To be fair, I went there for her crack about politicians pretending they don't know what porn is, I had a 50yo lesbian to send it to. She laughed harder than I've ever heard.
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Jo Mama @mewvore.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Couldn't sleep, so, naturally I got up and made a glass of milk. As you do. And now I post online. As you do. Now I sit here...wondering wtf to do now.
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Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Metroid Gobble Gobble did not score as well wif da marketing team.
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erin plasma @plasmasword.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026
marx beam
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Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Halp. I think I had more Penne than an FK was meant to have. Oh lord. Is great pressure.
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DoctorDJ @doctordj.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
tfw the cool noble lady you scored wass actually a kitsune in disguise doodle from a chat w/ buddies
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