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Congress announced Wednesday they have expanded their inquiry into an alarming new mystery: why puppies are so irresistibly adorable.

Congress announced it had solved America's budget crisis by postponing it until a date when it would be substantially more catastrophic.

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LOUISVILLE, KY — Mitch McConnell successfully filibustered his family's democratic vote Thursday to remove him from life support

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Record-breaking temperatures forced both attendees of the Great American State Fair to leave several hours ahead of schedule

Corporate donors have warned that voters may be sending the wrong message by supporting policies designed to improve people's lives.

President Trump has unveiled a new plan to replace the water with what administration officials described as "more loyal water."

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HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was seen shedding a translucent outer layer of skin in the Reflecting Pool.

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Following SpaceX's IPO, Elon Musk celebrated becoming the richest person in history and the world's poorest excuse for a human being.

FIFA officials expressed confusion that many World Cup fans were reluctant to be greeted by lengthy security screenings

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HHS Secretary RFK Jr. sparked confusion after arriving at a CDC briefing carrying "three snack-sized buckets” filled with live screwworms.

Growing concerns about President Trump's mental state intensified Thursday after he unveiled a large chart comparing penis size

The Director of National Intelligence announced that the US would offer aggressively marketed subprime mortgages to hostile foreign entities

WASHINGTON, DC — Republican lawmakers on Tuesday unveiled a new official flag consisting entirely of a single shade of beige.

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Tech billionaire Peter Thiel this week unveiled plans for a self-sustaining fortress engineered to survive “the plague of democracy."

WASHINGTON, DC — Organizers say Freedom 250 will now consist entirely of singer Vanilla Ice rapping about the U.S. Constitution

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WASHINGTON, DC — In celebration of Memorial Day, President Trump awarded himself the newly created Purple Hand medal Monday

The White House announced that it would immediately suspend the current Iran ceasefire in order to continue ongoing ceasefire negotiations

TAMPA, FL — Customers across the country are outraged after discovering the much-hyped Trump Phone spends most of the day in “Sleep Mode,"

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MENLO PARK, CA — After laying off roughly 8,000 employees in its latest round of “efficiency optimization,” Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg appeared

NEW YORK, NY — CBS executives unveiled the replacement for Stephen Colbert this week during a tightly choreographed press event.

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President Trump on Monday unveiled a new commemorative coin featuring a Capitol rioters defecating on an American flag during the attack.