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Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 01/10/2026

"60 SECONDS" - AOC Talks DSA

"60 SECONDS" - AOC Talks DSA

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Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 28/09/2026

"60 SECONDS" - Trump Bans Everyone

"60 SECONDS" - Trump Bans Everyone

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Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 23/09/2026

"60 SECONDS" - Lauren Boebert on Her Preferences

"60 SECONDS" - Lauren Boebert on Her Preferences

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Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 21/09/2026

"60 SECONDS" - Trump Buys Elections(SATIRE)

"60 SECONDS" - Trump Buys Elections(SATIRE)

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Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 18/09/2026

"60 SECONDS" - The Trump Kennedy Center (SATIRE)

"60 SECONDS" - The Trump Kennedy Center (SATIRE)

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Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 17/09/2026

"60 SECONDS" - Kash Patel on Animal Sex(SATIRE)

"60 SECONDS" - Kash Patel on Animal Sex(SATIRE)

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Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 14/09/2026

"60 SECONDS" - Trump on White House Renovations(SATIRE)

"60 SECONDS" - Trump on White House Renovations(SATIRE)

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Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 11/09/2026

"60 SECONDS" - Trump on 9/11(SATIRE)

"60 SECONDS" - Trump on 9/11(SATIRE)

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Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 10/09/2026

"60 SECONDS" - Fearmongering with Secretary Bessent(SATIRE)

"60 SECONDS" - Fearmongering with Secretary Bessent(SATIRE)

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Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 03/09/2026

Hegseth Says Future of American Warfare Lies in Returning to Whatever Worked Before Women Could Vote

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Hegseth Says Future of American Warfare Lies in Returning to Whatever Worked Before Women Could Vote - Unsourced News

WASHINGTON, DC — Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced Thursday that the future of American military power will depend largely on identifying which parts of the past were better and then returning ...

Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 03/09/2026

"60 SECONDS" - Vance Talks Antichrist(SATIRE)

"60 SECONDS" - Vance Talks Antichrist(SATIRE)

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Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 28/08/2026

Hundreds of NASA Scientists Watch Silently as Trump Explains How Space Works

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Hundreds of NASA Scientists Watch Silently as Trump Explains How Space Works - Unsourced News

Hundreds of NASA aerospace experts watched in awed silence Friday as President Trump explained space to them during a visit to the agency.

Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 27/08/2026

New AI Facility Promises to Give Back to Community Once It Finishes Taking Everything

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New AI Facility Promises to Give Back to Community Once It Finishes Taking Everything - Unsourced News

A new AI data center has promised to become an important part of the local community after finishes consuming all of its resources.

Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 26/08/2026

"60 SECONDS" - Trump Blames Canada (SATIRE)

"60 SECONDS" - Trump Blames Canada (SATIRE)

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Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 24/08/2026

"60 SECONDS" - Schumer is Melting Down(SATIRE)

"60 SECONDS" - Schumer is Melting Down(SATIRE)

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Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 20/08/2026

Trump Demands Bigger Ballroom for Gala Celebrating National Debt Hitting $40 Trillion

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Trump Demands Bigger Ballroom for Gala Celebrating National Debt Hitting $40 Trillion - Unsourced News

President Trump has demanded an immediate expansion of his ballroom so he can properly celebrate the national debt reaching $40 trillion.

Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 20/08/2026

"60 SECONDS" - Melania Addresses Natalie Harp Situation(SATIRE)

"60 SECONDS" - Melania Addresses Natalie Harp Situation(SATIRE)

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Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 17/08/2026

"60 SECONDS" - Trump on Korea(SATIRE)

"60 SECONDS" - Trump on Korea(SATIRE)

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Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 14/08/2026

"60 SECONDS" - Trump's Meal Cart

"60 SECONDS" - Trump's Meal Cart

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Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 13/08/2026

"60 SECONDS" - Karoline Has Decided to Leavitt (SATIRE)

"60 SECONDS" - Karoline Has Decided to Leavitt (SATIRE)

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Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 11/08/2026

"60 SECONDS" - Medicine with RFK Jr. (SATIRE)

"60 SECONDS" - Medicine with RFK Jr. (SATIRE)

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Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 04/08/2026

"60 SECONDS" - Trump's Tariffs

"60 SECONDS" - Trump's Tariffs

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Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 31/07/2026

"60 SECONDS - Hegseth on Testosterone

"60 SECONDS - Hegseth on Testosterone

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Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 30/07/2026

Congress Demands Fauci Explain Why Puppies Are So Cute

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Congress Demands Fauci Explain Why Puppies Are So Cute - Unsourced News

Congress announced Wednesday they have expanded their inquiry into an alarming new mystery: why puppies are so irresistibly adorable.

Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 29/07/2026

"60 SECONDS" - Elon Musk Chat

"60 SECONDS" - Elon Musk Chat

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Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 27/07/2026

"60 SECONDS" - The Blanche Hearing

"60 SECONDS" - The Blanche Hearing

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Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 24/07/2026

"60 SECONDS" - The McConnell Mitch Interview

"60 SECONDS" - The McConnell Mitch Interview

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Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 23/07/2026

Congress Solves Budget Crisis By Scheduling Much Bigger Budget Crisis For Later

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Congress Solves Budget Crisis By Scheduling Much Bigger Budget Crisis For Later - Unsourced News

Congress announced it had solved America's budget crisis by postponing it until a date when it would be substantially more catastrophic.

Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 23/07/2026

"60 SECONDS" - Crashing the World Cup

"60 SECONDS" - Crashing the World Cup

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Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 20/07/2026

"60 SECONDS" - More Reflecting Pool

"60 SECONDS" - More Reflecting Pool

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Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 17/07/2026

DNC Intern Who Forgot to Rig 2024 Election Mistakenly Thought It Would Blow Over

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DNC Intern Who Forgot to Rig 2024 Election Mistakenly Thought It Would Blow Over - Unsourced News

WASHINGTON, DC — A former DNC intern reportedly spent months convincing himself that everyone had moved on from his embarrassing mistake of forgetting to rig the 2024 election, only to discover that P...

Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 16/07/2026

"60 SECONDS" - Rigged!

"60 SECONDS" - Rigged!

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Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 13/07/2026

"60 SECONDS" - Trump's Corruption

"60 SECONDS" - Trump's Corruption

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Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 09/07/2026

"60 SECONDS" - Mark Zuckerberg Gets Meta

"60 SECONDS" - Mark Zuckerberg Gets Meta

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Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 09/07/2026

McConnell Filibusters Family’s Attempt to Take Him Off Life Support

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McConnell Filibusters Family's Attempt to Take Him Off Life Support - Unsourced News

LOUISVILLE, KY — Mitch McConnell successfully filibustered his family's democratic vote Thursday to remove him from life support

Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 07/07/2026

"60 SECONDS" - The World Cup

"60 SECONDS" - The World Cup

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Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 03/07/2026

Infernal Heat Forces Both Great American State Fair Attendees to Head Home

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Infernal Heat Forces Both Great American State Fair Attendees to Head Home - Unsourced News

Record-breaking temperatures forced both attendees of the Great American State Fair to leave several hours ahead of schedule

Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 03/07/2026

"60 SECONDS" - Trump's Great American Unfair

"60 SECONDS" - Trump's Great American Unfair

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Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 25/06/2026

"60 SECONDS" - Miller's Lair

"60 SECONDS" - Miller's Lair

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Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 24/06/2026

Corporate Donors Warn Mamdani Sweep Could Set Dangerous Precedent of Government Helping People

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Corporate Donors Warn Mamdani Sweep Could Set Dangerous Precedent of Government Helping People - Unsourced News

Corporate donors have warned that voters may be sending the wrong message by supporting policies designed to improve people's lives.

Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 23/06/2026

White House Unveils New Plan to Refill Reflecting Pool with More Loyal Water

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White House Unveils New Plan to Refill Reflecting Pool with More Loyal Water - Unsourced News

President Trump has unveiled a new plan to replace the water with what administration officials described as "more loyal water."

Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 22/06/2026

"60 SECONDS" - Trump's Reflecting Pool

"60 SECONDS" - Trump's Reflecting Pool

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Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 16/06/2026

RFK Jr. Spotted Molting in Reflecting Pool Swamp

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RFK Jr. Spotted Molting in Reflecting Pool Swamp - Unsourced News

HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was seen shedding a translucent outer layer of skin in the Reflecting Pool.

Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 15/06/2026

New Iran Deal Allows Tankers to Round Up Toll Fees to Support Local Warlords

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New Iran Deal Allows Tankers to Round Up Toll Fees to Support Local Warlords - Unsourced News

The newly announced peace agreement between Iran and the US will allow oil tankers round up their payments to support local warlords in need.

Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 15/06/2026

Trump's Newest New Iran Deal

"60 SECONDS" - More Iran Deals

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Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 12/06/2026

SpaceX IPO Earns Musk Earns Title of Poorest Excuse for a Human Being

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SpaceX IPO Earns Musk Earns Title of Poorest Excuse for a Human Being - Unsourced News

Following SpaceX's IPO, Elon Musk celebrated becoming the richest person in history and the world's poorest excuse for a human being.

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Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 10/06/2026

FIFA Shocked to Learn International Fans Unwilling to Spend $4,000 to Be Harassed for Their Papers

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FIFA Shocked to Learn International Fans Unwilling to Spend $4,000 to Be Harassed for Their Papers - Unsourced News

FIFA officials expressed confusion that many World Cup fans were reluctant to be greeted by lengthy security screenings

Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 10/06/2026

"60 SECONDS" - Hegseth Talks Competence

"60 SECONDS" - Hegseth Talks Competence

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Unsourced News @unsourcednews.com · 08/06/2026

RFK Jr. Defends Snacking on Buckets of Screwworms During CDC Briefing

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RFK Jr. Defends Snacking on Buckets of Screwworms During CDC Briefing - Unsourced News

HHS Secretary RFK Jr. sparked confusion after arriving at a CDC briefing carrying "three snack-sized buckets” filled with live screwworms.