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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad

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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I regret to announce that I have missed green bin day. I have offered my resignation to my liege.
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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Age yourself with a childhood crush
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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You don’t say
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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just been forced to watch “the wisdom of the crowd” hosted by John Bishop. And now I have to go on a murderous rampage again.
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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Those who bleach are disqualified, naturally.
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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Debate at work today: Does arse hole and nipple colour always* match? *when is clean ya dirty gets
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials
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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jesus Chrysler
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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Top 5 grifters of all time our Jack
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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For a country that absolutely fucking loves killing - they seem genuinely pretty crap at executions. Just looked at the Tennessee protocol. There’s a million better ways to do this than single agent pentobarbital.
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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fifty Shades of Neeeeiiiiigh
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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He looks the the “do you want to play a game?” Puppet from the Saw films
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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Glad to hear youre slightly less pus filled x
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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Soz I went to bed! Repeat attendances matter yeah. If a Quinsy recurs after being drained it probably needs to be seen by ENT anyway. Obviously I only ever get involved with the more serious end of the spectrum - but the fact that it’s ever something I get involved with mean it needs sorting.
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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just say it’s a recurring problem that usually needs drainage by a doctor and refuse to go to the ACP lead bits for this reason.
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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Absolute Cinema
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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Martin Samuels is absolutely spot on here.
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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Holy beta-agonist-inhalers Batman!
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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Anything Cristobal Tapia de Veer does the soundtrack to is usually boss.
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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know. It was at the request of a mate who was back in the country from Aus for a mates wedding (which was subsequently cancelled - as was his flight home and his belated honeymoon round South America) Full of peaky blinders cosplay LADS
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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Honestly think back to it all sometimes & can’t quite believe some of the things I had to do. But there was deffo something very powerful about being in the thick of it & part of such an incredible team. Cant wait to bore the shite out of the trainees about it “He’s talking about the war again” 🙄
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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was at the superspreader event that was Cheltenham when I got an email saying they’d cancelled all the ICM interviews and decided to just give us jobs - so not sure we can describe it quite as a “calling” 😂
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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ITU in a pandemic and the shites asterisks. What a fucking combo.
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Willem Dafoe's Crazy Laugh in Car
ALT: Willem Dafoe's Crazy Laugh in Car
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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I do have some regrets about closing my account completely there. Theres people I miss from there.
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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You’re right - they’re entitled to 10% if they want it. I guess at goodison no one really bothered to take the extra 1000 or so they were entitled to - or if they did I was obviously to it 😂
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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
PL is capped at 3000ish isn’t it?
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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I (wrongly) assumed stuff like that was supply and demand. Don’t remember it happening at goodison for the league cup but maybe I’m wrong. I remember Newcastle failing to take the upper tier of the bullens at least once in recent memory, the fair weather beauts.
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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought that was just the FA Cup?
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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why are we giving Newcastle a bigger than required allocation for the cup game???
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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Absolutely reeks. Deffo one that’s more enjoyable on a screen than in person. I saw one the other day where he pulled out a 5inch nail followed by a load of rubble. Fuck knows how it has been hobbling round on that.
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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Some of the stuff they pull out of those hooves is incredible!
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MrPaulRobinson @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"So Reidy's out wide on the right, he cuts in and delivers this great low cross and - BANG - Andy Gray is there with the best diving header you could ever hope to see. Sunderland at home, 1985."
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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Necrotising fasciitis until proven otherwise. Lucky to keep ya leg when shit starts moving as fast as that. ☠️
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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Goals from Bournemouth and palace in injury time please
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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
McNulty & Bunk were always either one shot away or one shot too many
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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Davey Davey Moyes had a little Tommy tug over Tyler’s recover tackle last night I reckon
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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Thank you AliExpress! 💫
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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bit toothless but we’re in the hat
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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Some save that.
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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@nevillesouthall.bsky.social happy birthday to the greatest to ever to do it.
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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I spent I bit of time coding medical records as a side gig whilst at medical school. I’m deffo responsible for loads of daftness like this I reckon.
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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The ocarina of time remake may have just prompted a very bad financial decision…
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
🚨Christ - Whistleblowers warn the newest version of Claude may lose (take?) control of itself and place *me personally* in a simulation where 1979 Sigourney Weaver wearing her Alien costume (but also Ghostbusters “Zuul” eye makeup for some reason) tazes me in the ass & balls until I starve to death.
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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I want one! The colour would really complement my anaesthetic machine.
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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
That was it! There was something really jarring I couldn’t put my finger on yesterday. I thought it was the extra thick white adidas stripes making them look a bit Arsenal - but it was the white shorts!
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Everton The Sitcom ™️©️ @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
These are now available in Home and Bargain (Home Bargains to the wools) around £4. Saves the usual bloke excuse of getting a doctors appointment and waiting. Get one, check yourself, because you dont want to have to go through all this shite if it can be prevented 💪 #prostatecancer
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Cletus Lad @cletusvandamme.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Another classic 2-2 win 💪🏼
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Marc (Solo Socked Sidibé) Fad @fad1878.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
First game back today - on the train colouring in Pokémon surrounded by rowdy mancs drinking inch’s cider and complaining about their (‼️) fullbacks. One of them keeps says “see it, say it, SNORT IT” What a card.
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