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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 13h
In this free post I announce the next two horror novels and next two folk horror films to be covered in my next round of posts for paid subscribers. Click the link or gaze upon these thumbnails. billryan64.substack.com/p/a-shocktac...
October Film Haunt by Michael WehuntThe Cipher by Kathe KojaPoster for the film Born of FirePoster for the film Eyes of Fire
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 13h
In this free post I announce the next two horror novels and next two folk horror films to be covered in my next round of posts for paid subscribers. Click the link or gaze upon these thumbnails. billryan64.substack.com/p/a-shocktac...
October Film Haunt by Michael WehuntThe Cipher by Kathe KojaPoster for the film Born of FirePoster for the film Eyes of Fire
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 13h
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Got Me a Movie, I Want You to Know
Slicin’ Up Eyeballs, I Want You to Know
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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A ★ review of The Breadwinner (2026)
A Dad? In the house? In grocery store? In schoolhouse?? This latest iteration of Don't Only Work, Also Be Parent features a Shark Tank-related plot device. And I used to watch that show, and I have ne...
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In which I announce what I'll be up to on my substack in October billryan64.substack.com/p/got-me-a-m...
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Got Me a Movie, I Want You to Know
Slicin’ Up Eyeballs, I Want You to Know
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In which I announce what I'll be up to on my substack in October billryan64.substack.com/p/got-me-a-m...
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Got Me a Movie, I Want You to Know
Slicin’ Up Eyeballs, I Want You to Know
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My new FREE TO ALL Film Project post is up. In this one I cover Lemohang Jeremiah Mosese's THIS IS NOT A BURIAL, IT'S A RESURRECTION, and Carl Franklin's OUT OF TIME. billryan64.substack.com/p/the-red-du...
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The Red Dust Erupts
On Lemohang Jeremiah Mosese’s “This is Not a Burial, It’s a Resurrection,” and “Out of Time” by Carl Franklin
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am to proof-reading my own writing what Chuck Norris was to acting. I've been doing it for decades and I haven't gotten any better at it.
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have always wondered how a Washington Football Team helmet ended up on top of those lockers.
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My new FREE TO ALL Film Project post is up. In this one I cover Lemohang Jeremiah Mosese's THIS IS NOT A BURIAL, IT'S A RESURRECTION, and Carl Franklin's OUT OF TIME. billryan64.substack.com/p/the-red-du...
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The Red Dust Erupts
On Lemohang Jeremiah Mosese’s “This is Not a Burial, It’s a Resurrection,” and “Out of Time” by Carl Franklin
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
do your duty
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Before seeing tweets about the Rolling Stone article, I genuinely had never even heard of that song.
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this comic came out in 2014 and depicts fans and nerds, collectively, as a ravening pack of unbearable assholes
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Of the two movies I've seen today, THIS IS NOT A BURIAL, IT'S A RESURRECTION was better, but RESIDENT EVIL was perhaps more fun.
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have bad news for you about Bluesky.
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nigella Lawson being 66 has to be some kind of psyop.
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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A ★★★★½ review of This Is Not a Burial, It's a Resurrection (2019)
Hell of a movie with which to start my day, especially since later I'm going to see Resident Evil and probably eat garbage food of some sort.
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just ate one of these standing in my kitchen at 4:30 am.
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would wear this pin. I would wear it with great pride.
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The literacy crisis is not just referring to people's ability to literally read and write. It's also people's inability to read for context. I've been a public educator for over 20 years and I have never, ever seen it this bad.
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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A ★★★ review of Backrooms (2026)
Well, this was something of a disappointment. After a bad beginning of shaky cam nonsense, which segues into some uninspired and uninspiring voice over platitudes delivered by the therapist character ...
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My new FREE TO ALL Reading Project post is up. In this one, I cover two very eerie and strange novels: LITTLE SISTER DEATH by William Gay, and STRANGE TOYS by Patricia Geary. billryan64.substack.com/p/piglet-had...
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Piglet Had Taken Up an Ax
On “Little Sister Death” by William Gay, and “Strange Toys” by Patricia Geary
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My new FREE TO ALL Reading Project post is up. In this one, I cover two very eerie and strange novels: LITTLE SISTER DEATH by William Gay, and STRANGE TOYS by Patricia Geary. billryan64.substack.com/p/piglet-had...
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Piglet Had Taken Up an Ax
On “Little Sister Death” by William Gay, and “Strange Toys” by Patricia Geary
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
also EAGLEHEART
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
10 Best 21st Century TV Shows TASKMASTER WOULD I LIE TO YOU TWIN PEAKS: THE RETURN COMEDY BANG BANG THE CURSE 30 ROCK VEEP (for a while anyway) LOUIE (sorry but it was) LUDWIG GARTH MARENGHI'S DARKPLACE
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
David McRussell's new movie MADDEN looks like dogshit.
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I feel like some key information is missing from this headline
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
genuinely what other reason is there to travel
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 23/09/2026
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I thought this was coming out in October?? When did it get pushed to May?? What is this, William T. Vollmann's A TABLE FOR FORTUNE??
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
they finally got the sick motherfucker
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 22/09/2026
Other times I copied the plots from dead authors
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Was the "get in!" line in that one SNL UK sketch a reference to that Harriet Kemsley card read on WOULD I LIE TO YOU? or is "get in!" really something people in England say to mean "That's great!"
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I do not think SNL UK is any good, so it's a fine adaptation of the American original! More like #SaturdayNightDead if you ask me.
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm sure he'll be just fine in prison.
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 21/09/2026
The pain shot through her like a big bullet.
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Shirley does not wish to be disturbed.
Tuxedo cat asleep
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I feel exhausted for 7 or 8 different reasons.
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My unfavorable review of THE END OF THE TOUR continues to win over readers!
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 20/09/2026
It's a punt up a dark alley but it's all I've got.
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 20/09/2026
"Trump fired the director of the FBI. He’s trying to fire a governor of the Federal Reserve Board. Trump put his face on U.S. currency, in bald contravention of the law. He attempted a fucking coup. Don’t tell me what can’t be done."
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Impeach Them. All of Them.
Hegseth is only the beginning.
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Patricia has a new nickname..
Black cat with book called Little Sister Death
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 19/09/2026
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S01E06 The Creeping Moss from the Shores of Shuggoth 4 March 2004
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Look at me, I'm Hudson Hawk! Also used books once again successfully purchased.
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