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BILL RYAN

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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 19h
leave us not forget STARCRASH. you might look at this picture and think "well that's enough for me, i'm in" well hold on because Joe Spinell is also in it
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 19h
I could destroy one of those right now.
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In honor of the season, I've made my short horror story THIS MUST END free. It's a story so good, I had to publish it myself. (I am proud of it though, please read!) billryan64.substack.com/p/this-must-...
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This Must End
A Short Horror Story
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 03/10/2026
imagine how you treat your enemies. Worse, I expect.
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S01E01 Once Upon a Beginning 29 January 2004
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ODw...
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Soldier in the Rain- fight scene
YouTube video by plazpastic
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Guy Lodge @guylodge.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Something I just realised about this year’s three Best Actor frontrunners:
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In the rainforest of Cameroon, a chimpanzee asked French photographer JC Pieri for his hands to help it drink water and, in gratitude, washed them afterward
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
always the last place you look
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
just looking at this image makes me want to cry
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
who's your weird crush mine is this chick from the "hypsoline" video. if I knew anything about this band other than this song and the video i'm sure i'd know her name.
a goth-type French lady in black pointing at the camera
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Weirdly, I have seen the Cox film, but don't own it.
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
TITICUT FOLLIES is downstairs.
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Schrader movie, yes. Haven't seen it yet!
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I read that book over a year ago. Is that they story set in the woods, which is the only way to describe it without spoiling things?
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Black cat looking out from gap between TV stand and dvd/blu-ray shelf.
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Brian Schmid @schmanthonyp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I almost choked on my dinner last night watching it, I was absolutely not ready for the exact particulars of it lmao
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My favorite part is that after Greg Davies forces him to do it, you can see Horne take a beat to figure out what he's going to do.
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Watching #Taskmaster. Alex Horne's Al Pacino impression is the hardest I've laughed in a week.
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spooky scary renegade cut @renegadecut.com · 02/10/2026
guy who has only seen marvel movies: "this is one of the darkest movies ever made"
Avengers: Doomsday reportedly has at least 6 major deaths.

It's described as one of the darkest movies ever made.
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In honor of the season, I've made my short horror story THIS MUST END free. It's a story so good, I had to publish it myself. (I am proud of it though, please read!) billryan64.substack.com/p/this-must-...
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This Must End
A Short Horror Story
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My review of the Crane brothers version of WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT COSBY. letterboxd.com/billryan/fil...
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A ★★★ review of I Bid You Peace: The Rise & Fall of the Frugal Gourmet (2026)
Boy I sure remember when this all went down, so I sprang for the full 4.5 hour affair. It's weird that this is being distributed the way it is -- rentable directly from its website -- given that it's ...
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Maybe tomorrow.
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They're just crackers.
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A cat, from behind. Also my wallet and a box of Ritz crackers.
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September 30/October 1
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In this free post I announce the next two horror novels and next two folk horror films to be covered in my next round of posts for paid subscribers. Click the link or gaze upon these thumbnails. billryan64.substack.com/p/a-shocktac...
October Film Haunt by Michael WehuntThe Cipher by Kathe KojaPoster for the film Born of FirePoster for the film Eyes of Fire
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In this free post I announce the next two horror novels and next two folk horror films to be covered in my next round of posts for paid subscribers. Click the link or gaze upon these thumbnails. billryan64.substack.com/p/a-shocktac...
October Film Haunt by Michael WehuntThe Cipher by Kathe KojaPoster for the film Born of FirePoster for the film Eyes of Fire
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
billryan64.substack.com/p/got-me-a-m...
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Got Me a Movie, I Want You to Know
Slicin’ Up Eyeballs, I Want You to Know
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I like his stand-up.
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
letterboxd.com/billryan/fil...
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A ★ review of The Breadwinner (2026)
A Dad? In the house? In grocery store? In schoolhouse?? This latest iteration of Don't Only Work, Also Be Parent features a Shark Tank-related plot device. And I used to watch that show, and I have ne...
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In which I announce what I'll be up to on my substack in October billryan64.substack.com/p/got-me-a-m...
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Got Me a Movie, I Want You to Know
Slicin’ Up Eyeballs, I Want You to Know
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In which I announce what I'll be up to on my substack in October billryan64.substack.com/p/got-me-a-m...
billryan64.substack.com
Got Me a Movie, I Want You to Know
Slicin’ Up Eyeballs, I Want You to Know
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My new FREE TO ALL Film Project post is up. In this one I cover Lemohang Jeremiah Mosese's THIS IS NOT A BURIAL, IT'S A RESURRECTION, and Carl Franklin's OUT OF TIME. billryan64.substack.com/p/the-red-du...
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The Red Dust Erupts
On Lemohang Jeremiah Mosese’s “This is Not a Burial, It’s a Resurrection,” and “Out of Time” by Carl Franklin
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am to proof-reading my own writing what Chuck Norris was to acting. I've been doing it for decades and I haven't gotten any better at it.
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh I was just kidding around, because that sounds exactly like Judge Holden!
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ha ha ha
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have always wondered how a Washington Football Team helmet ended up on top of those lockers.
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't know, that doesn't sound like the Judge Holden *I* remember.
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My new FREE TO ALL Film Project post is up. In this one I cover Lemohang Jeremiah Mosese's THIS IS NOT A BURIAL, IT'S A RESURRECTION, and Carl Franklin's OUT OF TIME. billryan64.substack.com/p/the-red-du...
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The Red Dust Erupts
On Lemohang Jeremiah Mosese’s “This is Not a Burial, It’s a Resurrection,” and “Out of Time” by Carl Franklin
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
do your duty
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have my own songs by music groups such as The Band to listen to over and over again.
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Before seeing tweets about the Rolling Stone article, I genuinely had never even heard of that song.
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
if I ever go to Paris, i'm going straight to the catacombs!
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
no no no, you're fine, I am very old, I just misread you
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
no, sorry, I misunderstood your first tweet. my mistake.
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I honestly have never heard anyone say anything like this, though I'm sure some asshole fans do. I believe the OP has had the unpleasant experience of hearing those words spoken.
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Paul Bert, Wine Glass
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BILL RYAN @faceyouhate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
are you referring to me here?
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