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@f1nance.bsky.social
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Finance, F1, all posts are a joke, not all jokes are funny

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f1nance.bsky.social @f1nance.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
How is it possible that this post is accepted at face value and hundreds of people comment without realizing that it’s obviously wrong? Average maternity leave isn’t anywhere near zero. Most mothers might not get it, but since nobody is getting negative leave, it’s mathematically impossible.
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f1nance.bsky.social @f1nance.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Antonelli continuing the traditional role of the Mercedes #2 taking out Verstappen. #F1
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Is it too late to give Sacha Baron Cohen an Oscar for this? Not a damn lie told. 🇺🇸
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f1nance.bsky.social @f1nance.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
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f1nance.bsky.social @f1nance.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I disagree. None of that is food.
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f1nance.bsky.social @f1nance.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
McLaren have both championships sewn up UNLESS they get kicked down the order by the tightening of flexiwing standards this weekend. Big question; the tide is going out and we’re going to find out who’s been swimming naked. #F1 #motorsport #SpanishGP
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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
WE ARE RELIEVED TO HEAR A U.S. COURT HAS RULED THAT TARIFFS AGAINST OUR ISLAND WERE ILLEGAL AND A SPECTACULAR MISUNDERSTANDING OF GEOGRAPHY, BIOLOGY, AND REALITY. FLIPPERS UP UNTIL WE ARE PERMANENTLY SHOWN DUE RESPECT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER -PM Tuxley II
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
🔥 Kimmel on @repstansbury.bsky.social gloriously trolling Marge for using a doctored photo to try to make a witness look bad
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f1nance.bsky.social @f1nance.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Just 5% of Americans can correctly identify that unemployment is the biggest threat to our economy. Everyone assuming it won’t be them. #econ #stocks
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Megan Griffiths @thecinechick.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Proud of this little act of resistance inspired by #seattletroublemakers and made with care in Seattle by an all-volunteer cast & crew. Big thanks to @alexwinter.com for the most excellent narration! And @laceyleavittgray.bsky.social for asking me to direct! 🙏 #teslaregretsyndrome #crewtopia
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f1nance.bsky.social @f1nance.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
There’s a minor league baseball team called the Savannah Bananas. I just thought you should know.
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f1nance.bsky.social @f1nance.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Sounds like RB powertrain is behind competitors for next year. Rumor is Mercedes is the engine to have, but I wouldn’t rule out Honda or Ferrari. #F1 #motorsport #whingerspice
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f1nance.bsky.social @f1nance.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Death cross in the S&P #finance #recession #watchoutbelow
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
> @wutangforchildren.bsky.social
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f1nance.bsky.social @f1nance.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
The math doesn’t care if you believe it. Every job will be replaced by automation. We need to win the race to get there in order to decide what it will look like. And we need to shape that future to be human-centric. The choice: Utopia or Dystopia
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f1nance.bsky.social @f1nance.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
You must stop whatever you’re doing and watch this
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f1nance.bsky.social @f1nance.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Jokes on all you Tesla haters. Nobody’s been buying those electrified dumpsters, so there’s not that many to recall. You’re exactly like the SpaceX haters that don’t know it’s actually better that all the Starships blow up (only Elon and very special people are in on the secret why).
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f1nance.bsky.social @f1nance.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Ferrari & McLaren looking strong this weekend Mercedes 3rd RBR haven’t found their setup W/AM/RB in the hunt for points #F1 #motorsports #melbourne #australiangp
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f1nance.bsky.social @f1nance.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Time traveler frantically searching for clues when he is…reads this post… Well, that doesn’t narrow it down at all.
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f1nance.bsky.social @f1nance.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
#F1 friends, we made it. It’s testing week; cars on track Wednesday (10am local)! Remember the rules of testing: if you’re going to draw conclusions based on it, you must in the same breath caveat that testing usually means nothing. #motorsport
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
That’s how you write a headline, people.
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f1nance.bsky.social @f1nance.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Hang on, if they’d actually known it would be colder at my house, they probably wouldn’t have been running around calling it “global warming”.
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f1nance.bsky.social @f1nance.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I had two birds in the wreath on my front door and they both decided to fly into my house this evening. So, I spent a solid 45 minutes chasing them around trying to convince them to fly out the open door…the other open door…the open window while my house was rapidly cooling. “And stay out!”
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f1nance.bsky.social @f1nance.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Which one is best? Hint: there is only one right answer. #cars #motorsport
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f1nance.bsky.social @f1nance.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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f1nance.bsky.social @f1nance.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
@sofarrsogud.bsky.social Kids reading book about Egypt: Why did ancient Egyptians bury mummies? Me: Because their daddies didn’t want to be buried. Will report if/when the groaning stops.
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f1nance.bsky.social @f1nance.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Anybody have thoughts on PCE this morning? It reads pretty status quo to me. Prime rate still modestly above should put downward pressure on inflation. Plus, tech/automation is inherently deflationary. Risk of recession that would be dramatically deflationary. #finance #econ #stocks
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f1nance.bsky.social @f1nance.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Why is there an F40 casually parked there? Photo op setup or is it Hamilton’s or is it someone at Ferrari’s daily? Every story talks about how Hamilton showed up at his new job and did boring job stuff. That’s how jobs work. I want to know about the surprising bit of that pic.
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
What is socialism, if not the state owning the memes of production
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f1nance.bsky.social @f1nance.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Never heard from again
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f1nance.bsky.social @f1nance.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I’m interested in both F1 and finance, but not F1 finance.
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f1nance.bsky.social @f1nance.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Did you guys know this is where Sri Lanka 🇱🇰 is? I always thought it was over by Laos 🇱🇦. Also, I’m 100% relying on emoji suggestions for those flags. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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f1nance.bsky.social @f1nance.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
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f1nance.bsky.social @f1nance.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Two things: 1. He posted this on X? Kind of undercuts the thrust of his complaint. 2. What’s Biden’s ambassador going to say? 🤷🏻‍♂️ We don’t like him either but just over half our country got conned.
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f1nance.bsky.social @f1nance.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I’m sorry, but Mars rocks? Either land some people or don’t bother. There’s no way discovering the subtle differences between Mars and Earth rocks is worth billions.
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f1nance.bsky.social @f1nance.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
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f1nance.bsky.social @f1nance.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Apparently, tariffs on everything played better with the electorate that doesn’t know anything about economics than the reality of an inflationary trade war. Dollar ⬇️ Inflation exp ⬇️ Fed target rate ⬇️ Unemployment ⬆️ #finance #stocks
finance.yahoo.com
Trump Team Mulls Narrowing Universal Tariffs, Post Reports
(Bloomberg) -- Aides to President-elect Donald Trump are considering a tariff plan that would apply to all countries but be limited to specific critical imports, the Washington Post reported, citing t...
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f1nance.bsky.social @f1nance.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
It’s Caturday. Don’t judge me.
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f1nance.bsky.social @f1nance.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Wait until this guy finds out that birds aren’t real. www.reddit.com/r/BirdsArent...
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Birds Aren't Real
They used to be. Until the U.S. Government replaced them with drone replicas designed to spy on the American public. Founded in 1976.
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f1nance.bsky.social @f1nance.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
2025 is going to be McLaren vs Ferrari. Hamilton will be the best driver of the 4, but will lose too many points to Leclerc on Ferrari dominant tracks allowing Norris to take the title by consistently outperforming Piastri and earlier team orders. #F1 #motorsport
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f1nance.bsky.social @f1nance.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
It looks like Lance Stroll got a cybertruck! #F1 #motorsport Photo credit @blutubecardio.bsky.social
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f1nance.bsky.social @f1nance.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I didn’t want you guys to miss this
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f1nance.bsky.social @f1nance.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Business idea: Tulip crypto coin It should go without saying, there would be no actual tulips involved. I’m not sure it’s even crypto if it’s not vaporware. #Finance #stocks #crypto #ThisIsAJoke #SoisCrypto
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f1nance.bsky.social @f1nance.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
PCE coming in 😎 0.1% MoM for both 2.4% YoY 2.8% core YoY
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Personal Income and Outlays, November 2024 | U.S. Bureau of Economic Analysis (BEA)
Personal income increased $71.1 billion (0.3 percent at a monthly rate) in November, according to estimates released today by the U.S. Bureau of Economic Analysis (tables 2 and 3). Disposable personal...
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f1nance.bsky.social @f1nance.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Thinking about the yield curve today…for no particular reason. It’s much healthier looking since the start of cuts. The market was looking for big fast cuts and now it’s settling into a steadier path. Fed rate in the 3s is where they should be headed. #finance #economy #stocks
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f1nance.bsky.social @f1nance.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Can anyone tell me who’s going to buy a $TSLA going forward? Libs are embarrassed to drive, MAGA more likely to roll coal, Trump killing the EV incentive, FSD is a joke, and their sales were already flat. Maybe, I need to check in with the stans on the bad place. #stocks #CrazyPills
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f1nance.bsky.social @f1nance.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
🚨 Big news. They have announced that they will soon announce… something! 🚨 That is all. Go about your business
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f1nance.bsky.social @f1nance.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
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f1nance.bsky.social @f1nance.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Put 360 cameras on trucks. They’re so cheap and would prevent so much harm. It’s one of those things that could only be that way because it’s always been.
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