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ezrah the bird paladin 💙🛡️✡️

@ezzybirb.bsky.social
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proudly Jewish paladin, wordsmith of romance and ruin. musician, aviator, general mischief maker. fuck the police and am Yisrael chai פלאדין, שבועה של תיקון עולם 💙 🛡️

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
2040 will be around the year us Jews reach the population size we had before the Shoah 😐
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Necessary tools from the bad old days (or: the smallest taste of why marriage equality matters.)

Legal documents same-sex
couples should have in case marriage equality is overturned
Revocable Living Trust
Last Will & Testament
Healthcare Power of Attorney
Durable Power of Attorney
Living Will
Hospital Visitation Authorization Form one for your partner & one for your Chosen Family
Agent for Disposition of Remains
Pet Care Directive
Tangible Personal Property Memorandum
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TC @tcustodis.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Happy Pride Month 2025 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Be gay do crow stuff #pridemonth #pridecrows
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
A joke about how star trek tuvok doesn't see himself in his role in  spaceballa
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Will🇺🇸📎✌️☮️🌲 @econaturalist.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
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Brandy Schillace @bschillace.brandyschillace.com · 22/06/2025
Once again, I must post this photo of Darwin, aka Science Officer Meow. He is here to make it better.
Not photoshopped. But you would almost think so. Perfect black cat wearing Spock long sleeve jersey and looking up with his paws on my legs. He looks like he is studying important things on the Enterprise.
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ezrah the bird paladin 💙🛡️✡️ @ezzybirb.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
want to bring back this old style of memes. it was a simpler time. a better time.
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DocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Gull Dukat. Another one of those mental images I had to exorcise by drawing it. #art #StarTrek #DS9
Digital drawing of Gul Dukat from Star Trek Deep Space Nine except Gul is spelled with two Ls and he has the head of a seagull.
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
reading your mind
a poorly drawn cat with one paw dramatically raised to its forehead as if reading your mind. the expression is pure concentration.a gray and white tabby cat stands upright on its hind legs atop a green-patterned bed, striking a dramatic pose with one paw raised to its forehead
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
It's the weekend, baby
Shaxs from Star Trek Lower Decks is pictured. He's a cartoon, because Lower Decks, besides being the best effing show ever, is a cartoon. Shaxs is a big burly man wearing his gold Star fleet uniform and also an apron over the front like he's doing some sort of art project or baking a nice sourdough. In each hand he's holding a broken bottle like that thing you do where you take a bottle and break off the bottom and then use it as a weapon. His eyeballs are bulging large, his brow is furrowed, and he looks absolutely unhinged with rage and anger. Closed caption reads, "Fighting fascism is a full time job!"
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Flightradar24 @flightradar24.com · 14/06/2025
We have some questions about this one. Playback at fr24.com/data/aircraf...
Flight path spells out “furry”.
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Alex Graudins @toonyballoony.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I did my best to compile as many protest safety notes as possible into a one page foldout zine! Coincidentally…it seems the file has breached containment…like it’s available for anyone to print or hand out 👀⚖️ toonyart.com/s/PSZine.pdf
The cover spread from a one page zine printout. The left (back cover) features images of a scale and gavel, with notes on First Amendment and filming rights, and the advice to “shut the fuck up.”

On the right is the cover, a megaphone with the title text “PROTEST SAFELY.” Behind it are faceless protestors. The subtitle notes, “A brief collection of tips from around the internet.”A spread from one page zine printout.
On the left is an illustration of a protestor with the title “What to Wear,” including a helmet, goggles, ear plugs, gloves, a mask, a backpack, and layers/long sleeves/pants. Each have additional notes explaining their use.

On the right is “What to Bring,” featuring illustrations of a backpack, money, water bottles, a mask, a granola bar and bag of trail mix, a first aid kit, folded shirt and pants, and an ID, with “DIY Defense” listed underneath it showing one protestor using a luggage case, one holding a trash can lid, and one using an open umbrella as a shield.A spread from one page zine printout.
On the left is “Protect Your Identity,” advising to cover up identifying features, avoiding photography of protesters, deactivating biometric phone-unlocking tools, and writing emergency contact and counsel numbers on your arm.

On the right is “Be Like Water,” the motto of the 2019 Hong Kong protests, and the text “BEWARE THE BAIT” with images of a palette of bricks and a masked man holding a crowbar toward a protestor with a sign, “Psst, free crowbar?” encouraging the reader not to engage with traps and undercover agents.A spread from one page zine printout featuring the hazards of protest opposition, including tear gas, rubber bullets, and LRAD sound cannons and flash bangs. Caution tape images accompany the text explaining the dangers of each, how to flush out eyes that have been maced/etc, and how to extinguish a gas canister with a traffic cone.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
A Borg cube is pictured in space. Just sitting there. I don't think it's at warp because the stars aren't long lines, just spots. Closed caption reads, "It's been a long week."
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Breezy, Lesbian Disaster 💖🏳️‍⚧️ @bluebirdbreeze.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
We just want to live and be happy 💖
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
You know you can just not use AI, right? You can make a choice not to be part of this. Even if your job uses it, YOU don’t have to in your normal life. You don’t have to let your kids use it. You didn’t have it three years ago. You can just…be on Team Human. You can choose.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Deep Space Nine scene. Jadzia Dax and Dr. Bashir are in their blue uniforms sitting in the operations center. Bashir is gazing lovingly at Dax. Dax is looking at something else entirely not named Bashir. Closed caption reads, "Men are far too emotional to be leaders."
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Duck with radioactive devils egg
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Rachel Lense is Professionally Curious @rachellense.bsky.social · 14/06/2024
I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖
A pride flag with every color band represented by a NASA image. White is Earth clouds, pink is aurora, blue is the Sun in a specific wavelength, brown is Jupiter clouds, black is the Hubble deep field, red is the top of sprites, orange is a Mars crater, yellow is the surface of Io, green is a lake with algae, blue is Neptune, and purple is the Crab Nebula in a specific wavelength.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Star Trek Lower Decks scene. We're outside on a  planet with large industrial buildings in the background at night. Hovering in mid-air is Captain Ransom. He's floating and shooting rainbow colored fire out of each arm. His eyes glow yellow.
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Adam 🪿 @vexnir.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Stay safe, stay strong, stay beautiful 🏳️‍⚧️ #art #illustration
Digital illustration of a white tiger in pastel colors. It’s colored like the transgender flag, having blue and pink stripes and pink eyes. The tiger is surrounded by peonies in subtle shades of pink and blue, and is depicted on a gray background.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Star Trek The Original Series scene. A Gorn (a gorn!) is standing in the dessert trying to look menacing. I saw trying because it's a 1960's show with a small budget. Sort of looks like a teenage mutant ninja turtle from that movie in the 90s about adolescent mutant turtles but without the turtle shell and weapons and instead it's wearing a gold and ruby leotard. Face kind of looks like a komono dragon. Closed caption reads: [GRUNTS]
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Star Trek The Animated series scene. 80s style cartoon here, not Pixar. Dr. McCoy, or 'Bones' as he is known amongst friendlies, is sitting at a conference type table, leaning forward and emphatically saying something. Closed caption reads,"INCREASING TIREDNESS, STEADILY DECREASING EFFICIENCY"
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Cat staring intentlyAt Shrek
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tasha ✨ @plushie.gay · 26/05/2025
pride is next week pride wasn't brought to you by delta air lines, microsoft, coca-cola or even the democratic party. it was brought to you by trans women throwing bricks at cops and lesbians taking care of gay men dying of AIDS during reagan. do not forget where we came from. now more than ever.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
🎶Ground control to major tom🎶
, cat with clear bucket overhead
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
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Lily Alexandre 🛰️ @lily-is.online · 22/01/2025
DIY HRT: Everything I Can Legally Tell You My guide to do-it-yourself hormone therapy, months in the making, is out now on YouTube. Tell your friends! xoxo youtu.be/o2Ggwe2j0Gc
YouTube thumbnail featuring a syringe propped up between two vials of medication. Text reading "THIS VIDEO IS LEGAL (for now)". The backdrop is a trans flag.
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BixByte @bixbyte.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
TRANS PEOPLE DESERVE TO PROSPER TRANS PEOPLE DESERVE TO LOVE TRANS PEOPLE DESERVE TO MAKE MISTAKES AND BE FORGIVEN TRANS PEOPLE DESERVE EQUALITY JUST SAYING THEY SHOULD EXIST IS WEAK IN 2025. THEY DESERVE TO HAVE THE FULL SPECTRUM THAT LIFE OFFERS PASS IT THE FUCK ON!!! 🩵🩵🩷🩷🤍🤍🩷🩷🩵🩵 🩵🩵🩷🩷🤍🤍🩷🩷🩵🩵
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
It bears repeating that 5calls.org makes it incredibly easy to contact your reps. They give you the phone numbers, a script to read, and a run down of what is happening with each issue. I just called my senators in my pjs half awake and I'll probably do it some more later
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Yikes in English but in a hebrewish font
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Star Trek Voyager scene. It's dark on the ship. Janeway looks like she's been through some rough living in the last few days, kind of disheveled and dirty. She's working on something with tools in her hand, concentrating. Closed caption reads, "Today is May 20."
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ezrah the bird paladin 💙🛡️✡️ @ezzybirb.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
you can tell the Jewish lizard people conspiracy is bullshit because if Jewish lizard people were real I'd be married to one by now
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False Knees @falseknees.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
#oldknees
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Shoebill
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ezrah the bird paladin 💙🛡️✡️ @ezzybirb.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I found a shiny blue marble on the beach last night :>
SHINY BLUE MARBLE on a sort of quartzy looking surface idk it's another rock I found
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TableTopBill @tabletopbill.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
So say we all!!!!!
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
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this advice works well on neo-Nazis
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
life advice from the cassowary
Illustration of a smug-looking cassowary’s head next to text reading “kick your problems to death”
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
When I get told the menu is a QR code:
Lady Grantham staring
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
YOUR FOES WOULD SEE YOU SLEEPLESS: RESIST AND REST.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
People living within a mile of a golf course had more than twice the odds of Parkinson’s disease. The risk remained higher for people living up to three miles away but fades after that Pesticides, including neurotoxins, used to keep fairways and greens well groomed, have been linked to Parkinson's
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
First time ever seeing a square cat
Cushion sleeping shaped cat?
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