ezri @ezriirze.bsky.social · 07/12/2024i don’t CARE about american politics. “Justice Glerblesnoop voted to overturn Glabbyglonk vs Shnarp! Does this set a historic precedent?” SHUT UP!!!!! 010
Reposted by ezri The Onion @theonion.com · 04/12/2024How The Trump Administration Will Carry Out Mass Deportation theonion.com/how-the-trum... 712441188
ezri @ezriirze.bsky.social · 05/12/2024i like how whenever someone gives their dislikes they’re always like “dislikes: having wet socks. eating out of date food. being sad” like no way fr? 110
Reposted by ezri The New York Times @nytimes.com · 04/12/2024Breaking News: The Supreme Court appears inclined to uphold a Tennessee law blocking some medical treatments for transgender youth.nytimes.comSupreme Court Hears Arguments in Trans Rights Case: Live UpdatesAssessing the court’s ultimate direction was complicated by the silence of one justice in the conservative majority, Neil M. Gorsuch, the author of a key case on employment discrimination. The court’s... 407826
ezri @ezriirze.bsky.social · 02/12/2024why are a bunch of people getting so worked up about the nyt posting anything on bluesky that isn’t hard news. You do know what a newspaper is right? They have a cooking section, a style section, etc. Some people have interests that they like to read about god damn 010
ezri @ezriirze.bsky.social · 02/12/2024it is better to be a human being satisfied than a pig dissatisfied; better to be socrates satisfied than a fool dissatisfied. 100
ezri @ezriirze.bsky.social · 02/12/2024being a religious fundamentalist but in a quirky and down to earth sort of way 010
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ezri @ezriirze.bsky.social · 01/12/2024DATING ADVICE: having a distinctive smell will allow you to stick in the head of all potential partners. Every morning, pour bottles of nail varnish across your body to give yourself a unique and powerful odour. You will be in their head all day long. 010
ezri @ezriirze.bsky.social · 01/12/2024NEW TIP: because of dentists, people associate saying “aaah” with being treated/fixed. If you want a partner, follow behind them at their most vulnerable and loudly shout “aaah!” This will remind them of their childhood and the comfort they felt under their dentist’s care. 020
ezri @ezriirze.bsky.social · 01/12/2024im actually so nervous rn omg. Idk if you guys know but i’ve had a HUGE crush on him for years now,,, WISH ME LUCK OOMFS !! 030
ezri @ezriirze.bsky.social · 01/12/2024if i don’t get 500 followers by the end of the year im posting reddit 196-traa-egg_irl blahaj hornyposting memes 010
ezri @ezriirze.bsky.social · 01/12/2024psychology is such a made up field. The fuck do you mean we have to study “Little Hans”?? 000
ezri @ezriirze.bsky.social · 29/11/2024we should put 500 islington north residents against 500 clacton residents in a big brawl and see who wins 010
ezri @ezriirze.bsky.social · 27/11/2024im a hyperniche nanocelebrity (i have about three friends) 100
ezri @ezriirze.bsky.social · 27/11/2024area man in tears after the incident occurred. Read more here 👇 bbc.com 010
Reposted by ezri The Neotenous Slime @twinfaggotry.bsky.social · 27/11/2024a cheesesteak (also known as a philadelphia cheesesteak, philly cheesesteak, cheesesteak sandwich, cheese steak, or steak and cheese) is a sandwich made from thinly sliced pieces of beefsteak and melted cheese in a long hoagie roll 0322
ezri @ezriirze.bsky.social · 27/11/2024slay! This girlboss just gave a homeless person 5p instead of the usual 2p! Mother Theresa, is that you? 😂 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/money 010
ezri @ezriirze.bsky.social · 27/11/2024conservatives wonder why comedians are so frequently wokesters when the best conservative jokes is like “What’s the deal with pronouns!? My son, or whatever ‘it’ calls ‘itself’ now says ‘it’ is a HELICOPTER! What! Drown five million mexicans. How can you be, a, a, a HELICOPTER! Snowflakes, am i righ 010
ezri @ezriirze.bsky.social · 27/11/2024im gonna be the first person to have a 48 hour sleep cycle 010
ezri @ezriirze.bsky.social · 24/11/2024important archival work going on in the wiktionary community! en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/File:LL...en.m.wiktionary.org 010
ezri @ezriirze.bsky.social · 23/11/2024worst stellaris start in human history istg. FOUR WARS! SIMULTANEOUSLY! I’m just barely holding on – had two separate enemy fleets within a jump of my capital a couple years back – no idea how i’ve not yet lost 110
Reposted by ezri Computer critters r crawling HERE!!!!!! @beachsideufo.bsky.social · 22/11/2024My Good Fun All Around Kind Hearten Guy With A Heart Of Gold And Nothing Else = ) 2818
ezri @ezriirze.bsky.social · 22/11/2024tired of people only talking to me because of my massive penis :/ 110
ezri @ezriirze.bsky.social · 22/11/2024just trying to get around the porn block my wife put on my phone after she caught me looking at others individuals in near-nude outfits while we were visiting her mum. The good old ball and chain am i right? 😂 010
ezri @ezriirze.bsky.social · 22/11/2024new strategy to see unclothed people: go to shein, search up underwear, go to reviews and then click on the ones with pictures. Yahoo! #goonertips #goonerknowledge 010
ezri @ezriirze.bsky.social · 22/11/2024have you noticed how everything is stronger than steel nowadays. I’m starting to think that maybe steel is just not that strong 010
ezri @ezriirze.bsky.social · 21/11/2024atheist except when it comes to propeller hats cause i really want one. please god or allah or vishnu or whatever give me a propeller hat 010
