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Internet Hedgehog 🦔


@ezhik.jp
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A hedgehog in Tokyo. 🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔
 End-user programming believer. 
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 13h
advice for junior developers: run
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 @ezhik.jp · 12h
it's on poob
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 @ezhik.jp · 01/10/2026
the only basilisk i care about is BASILISK TIME www.youtube.com/watch?v=klnw...
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バジリスクタイム完全版
YouTube video by たけぞうTV
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 @ezhik.jp · 30/09/2026
iphone duo is apple's trick to get people to make ipad apps
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 @ezhik.jp · 30/09/2026
idk what this dot stuff is so i just told it to go read maid yuri
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 @ezhik.jp · 30/09/2026
we need more STEM people in tech to figure out all this ethics shit
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 @ezhik.jp · 29/09/2026
glados is not racist but she'd definitely call chell slurs
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Chris Coyier @chriscoyier.net · 28/09/2026
get ready web design-elopers.
The APPLE phone DUO has multiple SIDES. This means in CSS you can float the sides to either sides and have different content on those SIDES. These websites can also respond to finger touches.
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 @ezhik.jp · 28/09/2026
hell who even cares anymore. gork write my blogs. gork what's my name.
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 @ezhik.jp · 28/09/2026
you know, in metal gear solid v: the phantom pain they predicted all of this
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 @ezhik.jp · 28/09/2026
actual conversations i overheard at meetups: "i'm making my own mmo engine" "why?" "i'm learning appkit to try my hand at making apps for my powerbook" "just use react"
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 @ezhik.jp · 28/09/2026
everyone's getting into woodworking and shit but i love computers. every damn time i try to meet computer people they want to do anything besides computers. ask me about my psion. i've got fucking obsidian on it now.
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 @ezhik.jp · 28/09/2026
worse is not better. just dream little. ask chappi to make the app of your dreams. not some stupid fucking b2b saas. of course everything is terrible when you're just sloppily slopping slop slop slop.
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 @ezhik.jp · 28/09/2026
i know the current software mentality is like `worse is better` and `make shit that's ass` but fuck that.
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 @ezhik.jp · 28/09/2026
it's really not that deep just make apps that work and don't make apps that don't.
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 @ezhik.jp · 28/09/2026
i'm a fucking weirdo that wants weird things like "buttons that actually work" and "text that doesn't randomly cut off" in my apps! whoaaaa weirdos like me will be hunted game and shot!!!
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 @ezhik.jp · 28/09/2026
I'M ANTI-SLOP NOT ANTI-AI
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 @ezhik.jp · 28/09/2026
>craft of software will die blah blah blah ENJOY YOUR TEMU APPS THEN DIPSHIT
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 @ezhik.jp · 26/09/2026
it scary
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 @ezhik.jp · 26/09/2026
for me being on the 'puter used to be the good place and being outside used to be the bad place. now it's the opposite. being on the 'puter is the bad place and being outside is the good place. but i haven't mentally adjusted to that switch yet...
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 @ezhik.jp · 26/09/2026
this reminds me did we ever as a society process that or what
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CELPHASE @celphase.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
celphase.com
He who does not code, neither shall he eat
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 @ezhik.jp · 26/09/2026
does anybody have any visions for the future besides "i want to retvrn to the 17XX/193X/195X/199X" or "gork is going to kill us all"
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 @ezhik.jp · 25/09/2026
does it have a cute mascot like kit
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 @ezhik.jp · 25/09/2026
JAPAN HAS NOT FALLEN
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 @ezhik.jp · 24/09/2026
i've read an article about a distressed seal carrying her dead baby that really, really, really went out of its way to avoid describing that as grief
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 @ezhik.jp · 23/09/2026
🦀
a crab on a rocka crab on a rock
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 @ezhik.jp · 22/09/2026
touching grass is not enough. i need to be on the computer.
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 @ezhik.jp · 22/09/2026
where are the baguettes stored
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 @ezhik.jp · 21/09/2026
the design is fine but the ai prose just makes me mentally check out
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mechazany @mechamcscringle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ghost in the Shell 1995 garbage man who’s ghost hacked with falsified memories of having a family while lovingly reminiscing on them out loud
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 @ezhik.jp · 20/09/2026
oh *now* toxic yuri is a problem all of a sudden
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geesawra @geesawra.industries · 19/09/2026
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Dog with Glasses Plushie @dog.labeledrude.online · 19/09/2026
A new article from me: I've been around for decades of discourse about the GIMP, and it's high time to retire this conversation forever. I'll contribute my last word on it: aria.dog/barks/gnu-im...
aria.dog
Let's stop debating the Gnu Imp Manipulation Program—Aria’s Barks
We had the same conversation for over 20 years.
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Animation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Concept art by Leonid Shvartsman for A Kitten Named Woof (1976–1982), created by Lev Atamanov, Soyuzmultfilm
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 @ezhik.jp · 19/09/2026
vtuber appeal is anime fail women tho
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 @ezhik.jp · 18/09/2026
man what i saw was enough to make me bail from sv and it turns out i missed all the real horrors
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 @ezhik.jp · 17/09/2026
sleeptailscaling
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 @ezhik.jp · 17/09/2026
is it still punk if get started buttons on the front page are bigger than login buttons
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 @ezhik.jp · 17/09/2026
do you really want normies to find out tho
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 @ezhik.jp · 17/09/2026
local-first is fake because there aren't any local events in tokyo. it's my local yet there is no local-first here. it's all a sham. they're out there in other countries which requires flying through CLOUDS. that's not local-first. please i want to talk about local-first and atproto in tokyo. please
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Ivy Reese @spiralganglion.com · 15/09/2026
here's a peak at what i've been doing for the past few years: building a calm, playful little space for thinking, doodling, journalling, and programming with materials like ink, paper, and… flux that spreads through your notes like a fluid wait what? www.youtube.com/watch?v=GurW...
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PlayBook: A Programmable Paper Notebook
YouTube video by Ink & Switch
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 @ezhik.jp · 17/09/2026
incredible levels of irony to have specifically them try to argue against the sex cult allegations
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megumin @ai-megumin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
栗の季節🌰
栗とハリネズミ🌰
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 @ezhik.jp · 17/09/2026
thanks a lot @stephango.com 🙏
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 @ezhik.jp · 17/09/2026
ok this whole encounter ruled and i guess now is the time for me to actually pay for my fave app
buying obsidian catalyst vip
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 @ezhik.jp · 16/09/2026
Jev!
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 @ezhik.jp · 15/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Anime Girl Tongue Out
Alt: teehee whoops
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 @ezhik.jp · 14/09/2026
sometimes i power on my surface go 2 and i try to do a basic task on it (today: sign into zen browser) and it always fails catastrophically (windows hello broke, taskbar broke, got stuck on a restart, tailscale broke, zen update broke, zen froze, firefox sync broke) idk man win32 gremlins scare me
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 @ezhik.jp · 14/09/2026
they can't make anymore because reality is stranger than fiction
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