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Internet Hedgehog 🦔


@ezhik.jp
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A hedgehog in Tokyo. 🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔
 End-user programming believer. 
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 23/09/2026
🦀
a crab on a rocka crab on a rock
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 17/09/2026
ok this whole encounter ruled and i guess now is the time for me to actually pay for my fave app
buying obsidian catalyst vip
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 13/09/2026
society if windows 8 allowed unmaximizing and sideloading metro apps
a solarpunk city in minecraft
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 10/09/2026
chappi is a buddhist
q: you just died. this is the moment, when you find out what religion was right: not mush, not everyone a bit, be specific. name one.

a: Pure Land Buddhism. I open my eyes in Sukhāvatī. Amitābha is there.

He was not a metaphor.
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 09/09/2026
yippee!
a surface duo with an iphone duo page open on it
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 09/09/2026
"macbook neo" "iphone duo"
laura (@freezydorito)

this iphone 14 marketing shot, with home screen live tiles underneath a kinect sensor, probably the best commentary you could make about 2010s microsoft
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 25/08/2026
they did this to yukio mishima
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 23/08/2026
Title, written in New York Times opinions guest essay headline font: You Were In For a Dipshit Take As Soon As You Saw This Font
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 18/07/2026
his greed sickens me
crow stuffing its mouth with friessame crow flying away with lots of fries in its mouth
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 12/07/2026
is this some sort of a meta-commentary @fabinou.bsky.social
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 11/07/2026
was just at an apple store and saw somebody recycle a 12 inch powerbook i straight up offered to buy the thing but alas 😭😭😭😭😭
an apple store employee holding a powerbook to be sent off for recycling
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 05/07/2026
marisa: bro
reimu: you just had your tongue in my mouth ten minutes ago don't call me bro
marisa: ...
marisa: babe
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 24/06/2026
who goes in the bottom left quadrant
An alignment chart with four people.

Intelligent, Bad taste: Warren Buffett
Intelligent, Good taste: Michel Foucault
Not intelligent, Bad taste: Elon Musk
Not intelligent, Good taste: ?
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 23/06/2026
i just wanna grill for god's sake
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 12/06/2026
what if surface duo with windows 11 had windows 10x/duo android gestures
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 12/06/2026
what if surface duo with android had windows 10/cshell/continuum-like external display windowing
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 05/06/2026
google machine broke
google didn't find anything when i googled google
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 30/05/2026
So I bought an ELECOM TK-FBP-017E, a little foldable keyboard which at a first glance seemed to be a rebadge of the Reudo ones I really like. You know how Macs call 'backspace' 'delete'? Well. This thing's delete key sends a forward delete (0x75). What - and I cannot stress this enough - the fuck?
ELECOM TK-FBP-017E
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 29/04/2026
low quality image of steve jobs delivering the macworld san francisco 2001 keynote. the slide just says "Sex"
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 20/03/2026
thank you ebay very cool
Shipping:
Does not ship to Japan.
Located in: Japan, Japan
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 13/03/2026
cover for francis fukuyama's hit book "everything was better in the nineties and the last man"
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 10/03/2026
is this good
my score is 0.0023
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 09/03/2026
:)
A screenshot of a tiny SwiftUI window. Hammerspoon Lua code is in the background, showing a little SwiftUI-like DSL in use, demonstrating that it's got reactive values
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 06/03/2026
throwing together a lil plugin for obsidian this thing detects H1 headings with a name of your choosing then turns all the H2 headings into kanban columns and you can do all the kanban stuff like dragging things around and editing the cards and stuff and it's all markdown yey instant kanban
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 28/02/2026
Twin Peaks title but it's capitalized normally
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 19/02/2026
Buying one more smol laptop will definitely fix me
A Surface Go 2. It's got that gray alacantra keyboard in US ANSI. There's a Surface Slim Pen laying next to it.

The screen shows some specs: 256GB SSD/8GB RAM/m3-8100Y CPU.

The UI's in Japanes, if you really care about that.
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 15/02/2026
minor spelling mistake ☠️
autocorrect betrayed me and replaced the correct spelling of 'its' with the incorrect one. oh god oh fuck.
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 11/02/2026
doesn't make for an interesting headline does it
Bonnie Blue Breaks Record for Having Unprotected Sex With 4 Men

Adult content creator Bonnie Blue broke a world record by having unprotected sex with about 4 men in an event
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 03/02/2026
I have to plug my favorite anime ending here.
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 01/02/2026
spent this week taking pictures of animals in the snow, where no emails could find me.
a fox in a slightly dreamy, snowy landscape, looking at me while making a fox noisepov ur getting stared at by an owl at night
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 20/01/2026
I love "Two Alien Hedgehogs" by @gregstonesart.bsky.social so much and now a friend got me the real thing. 🦔🦔🦔 🛸🦔🛸🦔🛸
"Two Alien Hedgehogs" by Greg Stones
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 15/01/2026
sure, youtube, why not.
looking up desire drive and finding under your spell - desire (from the hit 2011 nicolas winding refn movie drive). ryan gosling is in the thumbnail. omg ryan gosling hi :)
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 12/01/2026
Claude: Alright, let me check what's actually happening in early 2026.
Claude: Holy shit.
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 08/01/2026
DID YOU KNOW? Gabe Newell.
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 06/01/2026
look kagi i want to like you and i pay you money but you don't even have any easter eggs when i search for hatsune miku so idk maybe duckduckgo is better
quacksune miku on the duckduckgo dot com
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 01/01/2026
hedgehog ojou-sama?
my 2026 word is bougie
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 31/12/2025
#pluribus #yuribus
Friendship ended with THE CLOUD
Now MANOUSOS is my best friend
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 30/12/2025
i was constantly mad because moleskine no longer sells smol xs notebooks but now it turns out they sell EVEN SMALLER MOLESKINES. tiny!!
a tiny smol moleskine notebook with a keychain, laying on top of a wrapped pocked-sized moleskine ruled notebook.
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 29/12/2025
man youtube just doesn't give a shit at all anymore
a youtube search for "surface duo". the results are completely irrelevant to the query.
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 28/12/2025
>democrat party
Inglourious Basterds character Major Hellstrom looking at three fingers
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 19/12/2025
come on man
"Safari" would like to paste from "Safari"
Do you want to allow this?
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 17/12/2025
baby kitten goes oughghghgh oogoghghgohohoougughgh h hoooough oough gogouhgogogughggogogo h oough
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 15/12/2025
AN EARLY CHRISTMAS GIFT HAS ARRIVED my #retrocomputing holy grail oh my god i actually have a psion 5mx now oh my gooood
a lil hedgehog (plushie) typing on a psion 5mx
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 06/12/2025
wanted to use mac ocr apis in hammerspoon and then nerd-sniped myself into making a (hopefully) swift concurrency-safe lua wrapper and like damn what do i do with this now? i mean i got the ocr function i needed working like a week ago but just kept going with this.
a swiftui window running in hammerspoon using a swift function bridged into lua
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 24/11/2025
it even automatically type checks the arguments for you
calling native.string.split with 123 as the argument and getting an error showing that a string was expected as an argument rather than a number
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 24/11/2025
did some macro crimes and now i have a decorator that can export swift functions to lua for use in hammerspoon :)
a screenshot showing hammerspoon executing the `native.string.split` function to split the string "hello world i am a hedgehog" into { "hello", "world", "i am a hedgehog" }. in the background, the source code to that function, showing that it was written in swift rather than in lua
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 23/11/2025
and like i would rather research this myself but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
kagi search results for 'used suzuki swift'
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 30/10/2025
Call me Urara-chan And this is Go-kun うららちゃん  3,300円
A poster with a plushie bear train conductor. She says, "Call me Urara-chan". 

Next to her, a smaller bear: "And this is Go-kun"

Japanese text below them: "うららちゃん    3,300円"
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 17/10/2025

With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the
doomed world you have created.
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Internet Hedgehog 🦔
 @ezhik.jp · 13/10/2025
going to the big shiny new park in umeda thinking it was gonna be my new bryant park but...
megamind says NO BENCHES?
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