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🌺Maxime🌷

@eyja.bsky.social
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any/all, old (31), lib

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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
is this thing still on
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
it's called shitposting smh
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Democrats @democrats.org · 06/06/2025
Imagine saying that to the German Chancellor
Three-panel graphic featuring the German Chancellor and Donald Trump engaged in conversation. 

First panel: Chancellor, 'June 6 is the D-Day anniversary, when the Americans ended a war in Europe.'

Second panel: Trump, 'Not a pleasant day for you? Not a great day.'

Third panel: Chancellor, 'This was the liberation of my country from Nazi dictatorship.'
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Happy D-Day to all of those that celebrate!
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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 06/05/2025
condoms are NOT biodegradable! save the planet and have raw sex instead!
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
people believe the dumbest shit these days
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
i mean
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
based of communist amazon
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
saying IQ is entirely fake and doesn't correspond to anything is kinda weird actually, just take it for what it is
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
The Q in LGBTQ is basically *et al.*
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
why does trump tariff china at only 145%? is he stupid?
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👜👜👜👜👜🌻🔆 @th.alassa.pink · 31/03/2025
trans rights forever
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Maia @maiamindel.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
hi, economy expert here! this is not funny, stock markets only do this when they’re in extreme distress.
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
the goldilocks zone of don't-need-cycling-gloves not warm enough to get sweaty and slippery fingers not cold enough to be uncomfortable and stiff fingers 9~15c
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
i like daylight savings time /srs
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
i hate printers i hate printers i hate printers i hate printers i hate printers i hate printers i hate printers i hate printers i hate printers i hate printers
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
potato potato
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
is artists complaining about ai art technically rent seeking?
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
wow this is crazy i didnt know this
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
NEET but employed
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
they kissed homosexually
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
it's just so cunty i love it so much
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Me on my way to the creature known as Danny
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Me fr
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
a crum of sunshine..please..
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
☝️ The problem with lying is not getting facts wrong, it's the erosion of trust
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
the moral of dune is that you should get off the computer and go do drugs
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Guy at the table next to me pulls out phone, checks portfolio, sighs, puts away phone
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
*trying to gauge how degen he is* soo, you want me to shower after the gym?
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Smells like weekend..enjoy
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Critical damage
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Afk should be included in the corporate lexicon tbh, it just makes sense. *Afk 1sec, brb*
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Are you elven or vampiric bisexual
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
You didn't watch the tiktok I sent U 34s ago do you hate me do you want me to die
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
holy shit trump is so much worse than even expected jesus christ someone finally [redacted]
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Marisnom @marisnom.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
If I speak my mind about Trump rn I will get banned off of bluesky...
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
fagscent is so fucking hot actually, i get it..
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Computer job does, however, bring in monies and I love those 🥰
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
what is the point of concealed carry if people dont make use of it :3
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Alice Weidel on my ballot 🤮
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I was born morally lucky (queer)
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Nothing worse than friends that spiral, they at least know some of the reasons, but can't find the motivation to fix them It's so draining and there isn't really anything you can do to help except be there
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I will, may god forgive me, tear apart that twink
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
If it wasn't for the pathetically bad stance on Ukraine I'd probably vote linke tbh
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
why is it always the smallest twinks that have the fattest cocks
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
some people look like beings of pure love
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Happy valentine's day ily all my oomfs
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