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🌺Maxime🌷

@eyja.bsky.social
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
wow oomfie alive
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
is this thing still on
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
the blessed simple life
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
preferable climate tbf
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
it's called shitposting smh
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
guns should be safe, legal and rare
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
what missiles are those
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
they're just getting it paid by parents
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
gotta meet them where they're at
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
bitch get those halls flushed
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
i just hate italians
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Democrats @democrats.org · 06/06/2025
Imagine saying that to the German Chancellor
Three-panel graphic featuring the German Chancellor and Donald Trump engaged in conversation. 

First panel: Chancellor, 'June 6 is the D-Day anniversary, when the Americans ended a war in Europe.'

Second panel: Trump, 'Not a pleasant day for you? Not a great day.'

Third panel: Chancellor, 'This was the liberation of my country from Nazi dictatorship.'
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Happy D-Day to all of those that celebrate!
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
sorry, please be better
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
yep
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
It stands for train enthusiast actually
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
thanks
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
further evidence that computers are witchcraft and demonic
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
wow, i wonder what inspired this..
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I think that notion is almost always based on inflated importance and gold standards of their physique. Men see men (including themselves) from the perspective of..men, that is they care about physique and much less about style, manners etc..
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
you should get two pizzer
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
you shouldn't just consider tbh
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
i read free bussies but buses are cool too ig
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
me
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
famous last words
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
have you tried replying condescendingly
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I know where your house lives
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
excuse me?
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
shit's fucking dead
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
eternal gymcelling to all my beloved oomfs
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
will u be a crochet goat at the end?
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
what the helly
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
the mediterranean, duh
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
have you considered stopping being short
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
cocktail so bad it makes you loose faith
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
it was even funnier how he stood there 10s mouth open first
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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 06/05/2025
condoms are NOT biodegradable! save the planet and have raw sex instead!
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Maybe they didn't try hard enough
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
good given that the first two are wrong assumptions 👍
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
is highway a euphemism for grindr
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
also somehow the gorilla has infinite stamine or what lmao
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
people believe the dumbest shit these days
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
i mean
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
based of communist amazon
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
saying IQ is entirely fake and doesn't correspond to anything is kinda weird actually, just take it for what it is
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
in this economy?
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
or just one
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
-the millenial team lead
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🌺Maxime🌷 @eyja.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
yes?
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