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Stephanie Lucas

@eyesondesign00.bsky.social
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Content designer by day. Cat herder (figuratively and literally). Life is what you make of it 💃🏼

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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did he go to the dress like Lex Luthor store
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The only thing more frustrating than reading their complaints is when you get to this quote: “Ms. Vuittonet has no plans to vote this year. “At this point with the way things went, it’s hard to trust now” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/30/u...
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Hispanic Voters on the Texas Border Have Soured on Trump (Gift Article)
In 2024, these voters were an essential part of the winning Republican coalition. Now, many feel abandoned and furious, complicating the party’s chances in November.
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We all do stress eating now so don’t feel bad girl
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just today I allowed myself to think they may have reached a point where quiet talks about the 25th Amendment might gain traction… but yeah, nope
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I mean, I just imagine him freezing up and starting to emit smoke out of his ears like that android in the Harvey Mudd ep of Star Trek where Kirk tells it “I am lying”
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Was making my coffee this morning and wondering what if a reporter asked Hegseth if adding water to espresso means the Americano is more or less masculine
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I know I shouldn’t say this but I’m pretty sure people aren’t flosssing regularly anymore
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There was never a more prescient catch phrase than the Borg’s “Resistance is futile”
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“Fair and balanced” the way a bridesmaid at Señor Frogs carries a tray of shots to the rest of the party atop a bar table
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Back when I still worked in privacy and security, I remember having lunch with a friend, who brought a friend of his who was Trumpy, and we were actually able to find common ground — on privacy
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Pepé LePew reclining on a red cushion, looking seductive
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
And then you notice there’s also no apparent “dismiss” UI anywhere on the takeover window so you just quit out and relaunch the app
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This reminds me of that Peanuts strip where Charlie Brown is writing a pen pal letter: “Dear Pen Pal! Today at school! the teacher!! taught us about!!!exclamation points!!!!!”
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Quote overlaid a photo of Bill Lumbergh from “Office Space”: In honor of Labor Day, I send up all thoughts and prayers that the denizens of C-suiteLand will realize that quietly moving the criteria for “high performer” to “ultra-high performer who hasn’t got time for self-care” was not, in fact, “good for the company”
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Did Grok re-create The Odyssey yet
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@darth are we going with John Apple just asking
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Box of Hot Tamales cinnamon candy
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Social network companies publish a transparency report, which includes this kind of thing, twice per year. I thought it was common, but maybe not?
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Narrator: Argentina
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
unsure about this dot gif
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It’s been 84 years dot gif
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I can only imagine Marge Simpson being susceptible to bat-to-hair encounters www.thenewstribune.com/outdoors/art...
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Search is on for woman who got rabid bat caught in her hair at WA park
Olympic National Park says an unknown woman got a rabid bat caught in her hair on Sunday. Other visitors could be infected.
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
“What’s this button do”
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Zuck broke Zeus’s Law. “The Silicon Valley billionaire’s yacht, worth a reported $300m, is said to have ‘repeatedly’ declined to assist when a nearby boat called for help last week.”
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Zuckerberg faces questions over why superyacht reportedly declined to help stranded boat
Small cruise ship rescued skiff in south-east Alaska even though Meta billionaire’s $300m megayacht was closer
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Honestly just marking the moment in history when actual street tacos from a Mexico street taco stand are safer than a Taco Bell taco
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BostonJoan 🏳️‍🌈 🦫 @bostonjoan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Candace Owens is mobilizing her online mob against @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social of @msnowreports.bsky.social because she is reporting on Owen’s disinformation campaigns against TPUSA. The “Candace Intelligence Agency” CIA on X are flooding her with slopaganda. Share her story.
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I feel like I might be getting too old for this stuff. https://youtu.be/UnNwU92c15Y?is=sDus9C7i95HN3Vt2
TikTok video by Brandy Zadrozny
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
In long hindsight, think the most important thing I learned while away at college was not job advice, or correct political leanings, but that it’s ok to just be fucking weird
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
First thought I had when I read headlines about his confirmation tbh
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Tech founder promise: “Make the world a better place” Tech oligarch reality: “Make the world a bitter place”
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I’ve seen them on the freeway. They look designed by a 32-yr-old couch boy who still lives with Mom and thinks empathy is a curse
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Eli Deep @elideep.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Seriously @philinvestigates.com makes me proud of my home. His work is essential for all of us because he elevates truth and exposed bullshit without fear or favor. But also his work is how the people I grew up with and the people on my Facebook feed get de-programmed. Local journalism forever.
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Cynthia Erivo
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Imagine him saying the same thing about literally any Dem administration’s nominee for AG
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The whole “cannabis is for Gen Z stoners” narrative is nonsense - easily half the clientele I encounter in the dispensary is over 60
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Linda Belcher
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Please bring back movie intermissions. The nation’s bladders beseech you
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Canada has sent firefighting planes to the U.S. including battling the Eaton fire in 2025
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Cannot decide out how to assess “Sharknado” in this framework
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Fox Legal Team putting in the risk-mitigation work after the $800mil Dominion fiesta
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Can’t stop thinking about the hand-wavy choice of phrasing “brief and sudden illness” if it was a heart attack — the most plausible and understandable cause possible — Why not just SAY “heart failure” or “cardiac arrest” …it’s weird.
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
*Clippy being sad Ben Affleck smoking on porch dot gif*
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Every pet parent this morning “See? I told you we’d be ok and the boom booms would stop”
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Can we do a “Restore factory settings” on the term “conservative”
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
why are there 11 stars
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
To this day I am unable to eat maraschino cherries due to the amount of Bicentennial red, white & blue Knudsen ice cream I ate after school one afternoon
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
He also perfected the idea of listening to producer demands (ex: that he fire Gene Wilder), agreeing to do them, then (once the producer left) ignoring them entirely.
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Let’s not forget Thomas Eagleton, who was deemed unsuitable for VP because he got depressed sometimes
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Ladies, unless you eat with your butt like Rocky in “Hail Mary,” please feel fine about sitting fully on the seat instead of hovering. You will be fine, I promise.
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Now instead of coding, the job is just spending infinity hours reviewing and fixing the code
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Stephanie Lucas @eyesondesign00.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
It’s a challenging time to be an advocate for responsible software design. Can the thinking of “The Bear” help us reframe it as hospitality instead of the usual cautionary imperatives and scolding? stephanies-newsletter-17e1ac.beehiiv.com/p/can-the-st...
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Can the story of a dirty water hot dog help us reboot responsible product design?
Product leaders don’t seem to want to talk about “trust” nowadays. The guy behind HBO’s “The Bear” might help us make strides toward a return to “user first.”
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