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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector

@extremely.gay
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possibly the dumbest girl in the world 33. they/she/it | tech, bay area moots? ask my about my scandalously prudish alt account

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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 4h
yes but my boobs were cold this morning when I got up
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 5h
i can't help it if the evil sex cult's taste in kinks overlaps upstanding women like yourself
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 5h
i hear rationalist fiction can just be CNC stories
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 5h
Get some unreliable buttons. “sorry” that gets quieter every time it’s pressed. “no” that only works sometimes. Of course “yes” and “more” always work flawlessly.
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 5h
good morning chelsea
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 14h
tucked
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 14h
hmm, yeah, I'm not sleeping with anyone who has access to my plex
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 14h
when the infrastructure has to be replaced
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 18h
I could bring cookies
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 20h
Classifying estradiol as a recreational drug because it re-creates me
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 23h
Hey, some of us are trying to be casually wet and pathetic!
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 23h
Just realized I technically ate avocado toast for dinner last night. Guess I’m never gonna be able to buy a house.
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 23h
I haven’t worked there but a similar insight has led me to “we should replace init and make with a single program”
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 30/09/2026
Intrusive thought: throw your phone into the lake
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 30/09/2026
You can also get Celebi via virtual console Pokémon Crystal on the 3DS, if you have access to that (and beat the elite 4). It’s not even shiny locked!
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 30/09/2026
oh uh… you can measure as many times as you like
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 29/09/2026
Ah, the thing most router companies are trying to copy.
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 28/09/2026
true
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 28/09/2026
I love taking Nietzsche quotes out of context and providing unwanted context to those without. Anyway metamorphosing your soul to tear down all values and build new ones in their place sounds pretty transsexual to me.
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 28/09/2026
I love how estrogen has made any random masturbation session competitive with my top 5 pre-transition sexual experiences.
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 26/09/2026
if cross compiling ffmpeg for windows improved personal development, I’d have reached total enlightenment by 20.
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 26/09/2026
Critically: his daughter’s boyfriend is the author insert character and his daughter is the author’s wife’s insert
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 26/09/2026
“Buddy, they won’t even let me fuck the shareholder value”
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 25/09/2026
maybe? if you can get someone to agree it's unsafe, definitely.
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 24/09/2026
Yay! You’re back!
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 24/09/2026
I think the juice is actually inside the sub, on account of the plug.
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 23/09/2026
A friend said when they announced the Duo that it was suddenly clear why they’d done the liquid glass stuff: the very fancy animation when opening the phone heavily relies on the glass effect.
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 22/09/2026
“A new hand touches the beacon” but it’s just a new woman grabbing my hair to pull on my head and make me gag on her cock more.
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 21/09/2026
they probably have some really problematic opinions about banana cultivars that are suspiciously correlated with banana genetics and ploidy
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 21/09/2026
when you're writing the precepts I have seen from experience that it can be really useful to include "no usurp"
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 21/09/2026
oh right, I slept terribly last night. _that's_ why I'm horny right now
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 21/09/2026
Cute!
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 20/09/2026
clearly, with authority, and optionally a hint of condescension? yeah, that's hot
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 20/09/2026
Imagine a threaded cervix
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 20/09/2026
The hole wizard is great. We love the hole wizard. Through holes? Yes. Blind holes? Yup. Countersunk? Heck yeah.
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 19/09/2026
and thaumcraft's obtuse tubes and automation via making weird little guys run around was fabulous.
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 19/09/2026
This is also why the tech mods in magical clothing (Botania, Thaumcraft) worked so well. Botania's obsession with hiding the numbers and offering just enough additions to vanilla to automate itself was a fantastic way to encourage Weird setups.
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 19/09/2026
hi yes we should hang out some time. maybe in about 3 months?
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 19/09/2026
I’ll put my hat in for top left corner. Please, tell me more about how the fed has two levers that don’t really do what people think and is expected to fix the economy with them at all times (sloppy style).
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 18/09/2026
I did similarly in my early 20s and then got myself a steam deck a couple years ago
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 17/09/2026
I've heard great things about getting fitted by revelationinfit.com which is inside dark garden, always a fun browse
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 17/09/2026
clams adjuster
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 16/09/2026
an f4m file? that's one of those weird audio formats, isn't it? oh. oh no.
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 13/09/2026
Baseball is just fucked up Cricket for people with no endurance training.
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 12/09/2026
This is why I put people I have crushes on into the “ignore do not disturb” list
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 10/09/2026
Wearing clothes last night: no sleep ergo: wear nothing, amazing sleep?
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 10/09/2026
yeah, hopefully they have another go at it at some point. preferably a point when I have a job.
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 10/09/2026
also I lost a $1 bet with a friend about what the base price would be (I thought it would be higher)
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 10/09/2026
Specifically: to make it this thin they cut corners on the camera assembly and it’s got a zoom lens on par with the one from the iPhone 7 and no LIDAR (which has been on the pro models since the 12).
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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 10/09/2026
After watching the thing today: me, if only they’d make the phone good.
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