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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 11/08/2026

A: Hey look it’s updike B: what’s updike? A: not much, what’s up with you? 😏

Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 30/07/2026

I think rectangles or aviators are probably your best bet. Otherwise, maybe something with an exaggerated top line? That can make your brow ridge look more prominent.

Matsuda M2064 glasses, rounded metal frames with an acetate line across the top of each lens

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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 23/07/2026

I should take a better selfie later but I got new glasses

White woman in a red cardigan wearing glasses with a vaguely hexagonal shape that narrows toward the nose. They’re mirrored and extremely red.

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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 22/07/2026

I thought it was impossible to stop on ice but the CPU just did with superspin

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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 22/07/2026

interesting: you can roll through a water tile? I landed on the peak there and rolled on without float.

jolf shot showing the ball on one side of a pond and a hill on the opposite side

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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 19/07/2026

this... looks like it lands on the hole, then rolls away from it anyway? I thought landing on the hole hex always went in. the trajectory sidebar seems to indicate it's still in the air at the hole, but also it never gains altitude at launch: it just starts in the air?

jolf iron shot trajectory lands on the hole then rolls one hex away from it

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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 19/07/2026

here the putter takes me down one then rolls back uphill for no net movement

jolf put that tumbles downhill one hex then tumbles back uphill to its starting position

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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 19/07/2026

also from the resulting position the ball slides really far with the putter if it goes to the same height ice, but not if it rolls downhill?

jolf ball putter trajectory showing a slide

jolf ball rolling downhill and not sliding at all

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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 19/07/2026

this is much less jank than what I originally thought was happening (this is ice, not water), but I am rather confused that the ball has... rolled back uphill?

screenshot of a jolf ball trajectory showing a ball landing on ice, rolling forward (downhill) one hex onto ice, and then rolling back uphill to its original landing site

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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 27/05/2026

Maybe dirty soda wasn’t meant to be made with clear drinks.

Taco Bell cup with “dirty lemonade” in it. It looks like cum.

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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 25/04/2026

People really should say this more often

Conference projector screen which reads “Computer programmers do not deal in the truth.”

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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 11/03/2026

I made a list of criteria and read a bunch of name lists to make a short list and then picked the ones that felt right.

The list of criteria, in rendered markdown:

#### Requirements
I like my initials, `csv`, so I want any name changes to keep the first letter.

First name should:
1. I have to like it
2. have strong feminine gender connotation
3. first page of search results for it should not be full of references to an active porn star
4. start with a hard C, and have no variants beginning with K
5. short, ideally no more than 7 letters
6. no common alternate spellings to confuse people
7. "moanable"
8. not be a name collision with anyone in my social circle
9. not be the name of an ex

Middle name: all of the above, except:
* Starts with S, no confusable soft C spelling

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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 17/11/2025

Pretty sure a bunch of my time didn’t get tracked back in the day but I played a bunch of RP-1 last year

Screenshot of Steam showing 400.2 hours played in KSP, last played Feb 9

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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 15/11/2025

This is clearly an important property your tweezers need to have

Photo of the joined end of a pair of tweezers, showing they are size 1 “Antimagnetic 04” type, with a serial number and CE certification mark.

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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 11/11/2025

face + scent but not actually face because I can’t find a recent selfie I actually like so you’re getting masked at the opera

Claire, wearing an N95 mask and a very dark blue off the shoulder gown in front of a mirror in a very classically fancy building

Standard marketing shot of a bottle of Tihota by Indult Paris.

It’s sort of like wearing vanilla extract from really good vanilla, but with more depth and none of the harshness of a cooking extract.

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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 07/10/2025

Fucked up that we never talk about how much public infrastructure is actually just girls with BPD

A square metal cover with a textured surface set in concrete. “B P D” is engraved in the middle in a large plain font.

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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 11/08/2025

The 2002 champagne that force femmes you: extremely good

A bottle of Femme de Champagne, 2002 vintage

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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 28/07/2025

Okay I thought it was kinda fucked up that Visa Canada has a credit card called "Visa Infinite Privilege" (yes, that's literally printed on the card) but this is on the benefits list

"Troon Rewards®"
boring picture of a golf course and marketing copy about credit card reward points

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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 19/07/2025

I'm not sure how to describe how I feel about putting dark mode in your premium tier but it sure does make me feel A Way

marketing material for the premium tier of a SaaS tool. $8/month for features including "unlimited boards" and "dark mode"

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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 08/07/2025

I had notifications on during the hellthread era. What could possibly happen today that compares to waking up to this?

The original bluesky app icon with a badge on it that indicates 43,597 new notifications

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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 02/05/2025

It’s not _my_ gender goal but I’m sure three vaginas blacksmith is what someone on this site is aiming for

A screenshot of Clair Obscur, in combat against an enemy with a vertical slit along its body that’s separated into three segments (two visible at this angle) and has anatomy around them that can only be described as labia.

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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 22/04/2025

transition goals, early 2000s nostalgia edition

The character Trance Gemini from the TV show Andromeda, as she appeared in later seasons: a woman with pale white skin with gold highlights, dark red hair with what looks coronal loops, and eyes that hint at being as old as the stars. Also great cleavage, made more distinctive by gold contour makeup.

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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 12/04/2025

i've cared for skin and am a chemistry enjoyer and i'm not convinced this is real. this looks like a fake shitpost molecule. like a cis person saw "all-trans retinoic acid" and thought "I could make up something like that" and failed miserably

structural diagram of the squalane molecule: a long chain of carbons with 3 Cs sticking off on each half.

it looks pretty fake

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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 10/04/2025

yesterday I made burritos so that today I could have lunch (not pictured: sour cream, hot sauce)

quesadillas cut and arranged on a plate.

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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 05/04/2025

these $19 chocolate easter eggs made from real eggshells seem a lot more reasonably priced this year for some reason

A chicken egg that was drained and refilled with chocolate praline through a small hole. The top has been sliced open in the manner of serving a soft boiled egg.

The box next to it says La Maison du Chocolat.

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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 05/01/2025

Got these A E S T H E T I C syringes because they’re a 0.5ml low dead space design and they only come in breast cancer research pink

A “MiniMLL” syringe with a needle attached. The syringe is 0.5 ml, low dead space, and has a cute pink plunger. The needle is capped and has a post-usage safety cover sticking out to one side.

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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 07/12/2024

You can just barely tell I didn’t jizz all over these

Two toaster strudel pastries with a concerningly cum-like icing on them

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Claire, Doll Safety Inspector @extremely.gay · 20/11/2024

I remember thinking "that cool person hasn't been on IRC in a bit" and finding out she'd changed her name then we realized we lived in the same town. we met up once or twice, though she wasn't out yet. I remember thinking "melody hasn't hasn't been on IRC in a bit" and finding her obituary