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@extrasupervery.bsky.social
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Crusty exterior, congealed interior, and studded with neurosis. Olympic-level potato and garlic consumer. 🥔 🥔🥔🥔🥔🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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extrasupervery.bsky.social @extrasupervery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Nadja and Laszlo Train Jenna - Scene | What We Do in the Shadows | FX
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extrasupervery.bsky.social @extrasupervery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
1986?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/09/2026
New Law Would Ban Marriages Between People Who Don't Love Each Other
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/09/2026
Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course? By Sam Altman, CEO, OpenAI theonion.com/anyone-else-...
Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course? By Sam Altman, CEO, OpenAI
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/09/2026
“Humanity has never faced a more deadly carrier of disease and bacteria than children, and their total removal is a massive medical breakthrough and a milestone in the management of illness in this country,” — Jane Christiansen, CDC spokesperson
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CDC Successfully Eradicates Children
ATLANTA—Hailing its success as a major victory for the public health and safety of all Americans, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced Monday that it had successfully eradicated ch...
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PoliticalNash @politicalnash.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You can report an error to google maps that Lake Ontario is incorrectly listed as 👇 and the error should be corrected. If you go to the maps, place a pin on the location, you can then report the error. Don’t send an angry message, they will get the message #DV1 #ProudBlue
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GBH @wgbh.org · 24/08/2026
Gorey, Gorey, hallelujah!
Thread from your gal Macy reads "You may keep your AI slop and I shall keep my Edward Gorey Masterpiece MYSTERY! intro."

The text is accompanied by a screengrab of the Edward Gorey MASTERPIECE Mystery! intro.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/08/2026
Pete Hegseth Orders Military Blockade Of Woman Attempting To Walk Away From Him theonion.com/pete-hegseth-orders-mi…
Pete Hegseth Orders Military Blockade Of Woman Attempting To Walk Away From Him
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extrasupervery.bsky.social @extrasupervery.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Amen.
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we as a society have progressed past the need for jubilee.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/08/2026
New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras theonion.com/new-evidence-suggests-…
New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras
Latin American Coming-Of-Age Celebration Dates Back To Triassic Period
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extrasupervery.bsky.social @extrasupervery.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Happy Anniversary! I’ve enjoyed the humor and insight from site and the podcast ever since the AV Club referenced the former in one of their Mad Men reviews. Much love to the both of you and your adorable cats!
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extrasupervery.bsky.social @extrasupervery.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Matt Bernstein is always spot on.
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rest in peace mona. 🐢
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Tom & Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
*spit on the ground* And that's that on that. May his memory be fleeting.
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Mad Scholar Frights @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Absolutely union busting
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/06/2026
“We’re not allowed to take breaks of any kind,” one Amazon worker said on the condition of anonymity, claiming that human chess pieces are expected to stand motionless for more than eight hours at a time on the board’s three-by-three-foot squares.
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Amazon Employees Detail Inhumane Working Conditions On Bezos’ Human Chessboard
MIAMI—In an official filing with the U.S. Department of Labor, Amazon employees alleged Monday that they had been exposed to inhumane working conditions while staffing the human chessboard that execut...
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Black History Database @blackhistorydb.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
“I can't believe what you say, because I see what you do.” James Baldwin
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extrasupervery.bsky.social @extrasupervery.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Yea. The flowers have a texture that's interesting but not too crazy.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/04/2026
Disney Promises ‘Star Wars’ Fans A New Era Of Blind Stabs At What They Seemed To Like Before
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Disney Promises ‘Star Wars’ Fans A New Era Of Blind Stabs At What They Seemed To Like Before
BURBANK, CA—Hinting at an exciting new phase for the beloved franchise, the Walt Disney Co. released a statement Friday promising Star Wars fans a new era of blind stabs at what they seemed to like be...
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Dan Savage @dansavage.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Leopard, meet face. Face, leopard.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
It’s such a crazy coincidence how the people in Hollywood advocating for use of AI are the ones who already have enough resources to exploit it for personal financial gain
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/04/2026
J.K. Rowling Escapes  Insane Asylum theonion.com/j-k-rowling-escapes-in…
J.K. Rowling Escapes  Insane Asylum
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
The president is a rapist pedophile
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The Ivanka Bonka Trilanka Wawanka Administration
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/03/2026
Trump Wakes From Beautiful Dream Kissing Underage Girl To Find Face Being Licked By St. Bernard theonion.com/trump-wakes-from-beaut…
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Black History Database @blackhistorydb.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
DOGE took funding from a holocaust documentary because apparently the holocaust is DEI.
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Black History Database @blackhistorydb.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
This is Nathan Cavanaugh, a DOGE staffer assigned to the General Services Administration who, alongside another DOGE member named Justin Fox, was tasked with identifying grants for review for termination at the National Endowment for the Humanities (NEH). 🧵
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Holly Frey @hollyfrey.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Still really haven’t forgotten the Epstein files.
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Mad Scholar Frights @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!
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Dr. Glaucomflecken @glaucomflecken.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Hey I did a fun thing with @warren.senate.gov about breaking up giant healthcare conglomerates
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I mean this is the most church counselor way of putting it, but intelligence by itself is nearly worthless. wisdom and prudence and discernment are necessary qualities for intelligence to be useful. innumerable religious scriptures have tried to explain this but yr tech bros aren't big on books
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/02/2026
Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape
Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape
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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 11/02/2026
Pam Bondi has been a complete and total failure at her job. The Epstein survivors showed more courage just by being in that room than she did under oath. She refused to answer questions and chose complicity. America deserves better.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/02/2026
Jeff Bezos Depressed After Realizing Net Worth Still Just Number Known To Man theonion.com/jeff-bezos-depressed-a…
Jeff Bezos Depressed After Realizing Net Worth Still Just Number Known To Man
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/02/2026
Real Estate: The Beginning Of The End
Priced at $1.5 million, this two-bedroom bungalow will send a clear message to every working-class family still in the neighborhood that their days are truly numbered.

Reference #7086
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/01/2026
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-bein…
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
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Mad Scholar Frights @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
@404media.co is way, way ahead of every other media outlet in their reporting on American technofascism
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Mad Scholar Frights @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
He's off my list
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Mad Scholar Frights @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Now here is a local newspaper that is looking out for its readers!
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Dan Savage @dansavage.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Please read.
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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 07/01/2026
ICE just murdered a U.S. citizen. This violence is the direct result of racist rhetoric coming from Donald Trump and his allies. This is dangerous state-sanctioned violence. We will not stay silent while unqualified masked federal agents terrorize our communities.
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extrasupervery.bsky.social @extrasupervery.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Heard this song during closing credits of a film, liked it, and had to find it. It feels odd ending 2025 with a 2015 song ostensibly about 1995, especially as I try not to indulge in nostalgia but there's no point in avoiding benign things that give me pleasure.
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Molly Nilsson "1995"
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Alan Sepinwall @sepinwall.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Lazy Sunday left such a gargantuan footprint, few remember that the same episode featured this absolute banger from Robert Smigel and friends:
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TV Funhouse: Christmastime For The Jews - SNL
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/12/2025
Frustrated Trump Struggling To Find Any Infrastructure Left In Indiana To Destroy theonion.com/frustrated-trump-strug…
Frustrated Trump Struggling To Find Any Infrastructure Left In Indiana To Destroy
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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 10/12/2025
You don’t need to be a Democrat to know this is wrong — you just need a conscience. If you can hear what these people survived in ICE custody and feel no outrage, then we are not standing on the same side of right and wrong.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/11/2025
Amazon Fires Employee Who Tested Positive For Having Food In Their System
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extrasupervery.bsky.social @extrasupervery.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
"They have the full capacity to pay us right now for a multi-year union contract with one day worth of sales. They can do it for less than what they paid Brian Nichol for the four months of work he did."
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Striking Baristas SHUT DOWN The Largest Starbucks Distribution Center In The World
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Christian Nightmares @christiannightmare.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Young Girls Were Sexually Abused by a Church Member. They Were Told to Forgive and Forget. www.propublica.org/article/sexu...
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Young Girls Were Sexually Abused by a Church Member. They Were Told to Forgive and Forget.
In Minnesota, leaders of an Old Apostolic Lutheran Church community enabled a child abuser by telling his victims that once the sins were “washed away in the blood of reconciliation,” they could never...
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