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Dave Coustan

@extraface.bsky.social
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Podcast producer: @ridiculouscrime.bsky.social, Stuff You Should Know, Valley Heat, @iheartpodcastunion.bsky.social

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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dopest acoutrements too
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Scunthorpe problem - I must buttbuttinate Sarah Connor
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Baha Men/Vengaboys
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Ur Chargering
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me and folks around me used “huzz” in the early 2000s because it seemed like the sound/utterance made by one of the people called in the arnold Schwartzenegger prank calls using the kindergarten cop soundboard
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/10/2026
the greatest green degrowth ecofeminist president of our lifetimes
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Who really helped trump get in to office the second time. I don’t judge people, I judge their actions
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Quite the head fake
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
i need gmail to stop automatically marking all of my conversations as important none of my conversations are important
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Last night I saw a passkey murder three children in broad daylight
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDLz... And another thing Vonnegut
youtube.com
Back to School - Dangerfield Cusses Out Kurt Vonnegut - (HD) 1986
YouTube video by Feeling Nostalgic
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
👀 "Plowshare app is now part of Sword"
condensed email: 
Headspace
Headspace is now part of Sword
Hi Dave, Thank you for choosing Headspace and making us part of yo...
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If that's what you took from the interaction you initiated with me, I don't know what to tell you
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I revise my constructive feedback. It's now: don't say "would love some constructive feedback" and then blame the user for fucking something up that they weren't asking for help with in the first place
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You again don't know how to read or deal with people. My day is fine and it would be hard to read how it is going by looking at how I respond to someone who appears from nowhere to give me help disguised as "an interest in learning more". Don't presume to understand people you don't know (twice)
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you think you're helping consumer understanding of passkeys by doing drive by troubleshooting where nobody asked for help, you have an extremely facile understanding of how to make people like something. And you probably missed 2008-2015 in social media
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You have a feed set up of people complaining about Passkeys so that you can jump in and "try to help", don't you
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Learn to understand the difference between a declarative statement and a request for help Tim
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You sir need a course on humans before you can be the technologist you think you are
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I complain about passkeys being unwieldy and a great idea but the implementation is so frustrating it makes the hair on the back of my head stand up. A guy I don't know pops up and asks me for more info. First thing he says back is that I must have done something wrong in setting up my software.
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is there somewhere in this chain where I asked you for your help or your opinion?
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A site asks you for a passkey and either: -It asks you to scan a qr code but you're on your computer -It doesn't find the passkey in Dashlane that you swear you have, you try the Apple option and it doesn't work either - Other failure modes I can't remember
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Somehow between iOS, MacOS, and a password manager like Dashlane, it just flat out doesn't work half the time. You are sure you have set one up but then either the site doesn't find it or it asks you to scan from your phone with your phone...and there are no troubleshooting steps built in.
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Passkeys are a brilliant idea that has completely crashed and burned in implementation. It's so bad that when I see the word the hairs on the back of my neck stand up and I want to flee.
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
White House Sr. Profiteer: Don't believe your lying eyes
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nobody's buying it Fin
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(Jack from Lost:) We have to go back
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s helpful to think of Trump as the protagonist in the Driving Crooner sketch, constantly putting his head to the window with the cigar and hat decals, screaming “they’re trying to make it look fake” as other drivers go about their business driving past him.
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This could be the dawn of a new and retro style of offense
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He probably said "unbiased"; he's not an American gen z'er
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 01/10/2026
tracing Japanese managers challenging an ump’s call, I’ve watched this 500x
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love it. Reminds me a bit of the Pablo Escobar quote "Plata o Plomo"
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Death, taxes, and Nakobe Dean’s warm embrace
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"unvetted"? did they tell him they were "being used disingenuously"?
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rabbit rabbit
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PJ Harvey Dent @bsakat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wendy Carlos should be on the 20 dollar bill. There should be a 50-foot-tall, solid-gold statue of her in Pawtucket. You should be able to buy all her albums in any format you want and a line of custom branded synths. She should be a household name along with Bob Moog.
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Elon Musk and Palmer Eldritch, I mean...that's the same dude, I mean...
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This press conference is when and where I learned what "for cause" means. Many years later as part of a union we managed to get a "just cause" provision and I thought back to that day.
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tim K is in there somewhere...maybe just not pictured
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
work with people you love and who know the rules of comedic escalation
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thank u, next
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Stepping back (as I will do because I haven't been in situations like these since I took on the role of podcast producer), having to navigate around all of these traps really illustrates how miserable workplaces are. There simply shouldn't be this much bullshit to look out for in our working lives.
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Is the president allowed to receive emoluments, such as planes, golden statues, golden telephones, cryptocurrency, or stock grants?
Generally no-not as personal property, unless Congress consents. This is constitutional text and statute, not a political opinion. I cannot give legal advice or judge any specific gift.
Foreign gifts (planes, gold items, crypto, stock from a foreign state)
Article I, Section 9, Clause 8 1 says no person holding an office of profit or trust under the United States shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept any present, emolument, office, or title, of any kind whatever, from any king, prince, or foreign state.
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Bengals
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
was Rao the one saying these are questions for a prosecutor?
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He's trying to defend an absolutely absurd position, isn't he, and he lacks the Sauer gravitas-despite-absurdity
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's as spicy as I would hope it would be. Government is being held to account, it seems, and I hope.
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I thought this said Rostam
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The late September morning chill can be so intoxicating. It brings up a million fresh beginnings instantly and the memories of where they led
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I would really like to see some creativity here with plugging that obvious hole. And then cut him tomorrow. Full cut or demote to special teams only
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