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Dave Coustan

@extraface.bsky.social
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Podcast producer: @ridiculouscrime.bsky.social, Stuff You Should Know, Valley Heat, @iheartpodcastunion.bsky.social

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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 3h
"Perhaps not surprisingly, the moonwalk is not literally a patented dance move. However, Michael Jackson does hold a patent. Awarded jointly to him and to two of his costume-men in 1993, the patent described specially designed shoes that gave the illusion of his leaning beyond his center of gravity(opens in new window). The move and the associated gadget were created for his 1988 music video, Smooth Criminal. " And a sketch of a man in the "moonwalker" diagonal with the caption: "A patent drawing from Michael Jackson’s application."
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 23h
No, bigger, like 3x the width of those. Say like this with a shoulder strap
Wide case that looks like an old case logic cd binder, In black
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
👀 "Plowshare app is now part of Sword"
condensed email: 
Headspace
Headspace is now part of Sword
Hi Dave, Thank you for choosing Headspace and making us part of yo...
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
7:13
America.gov
Menu
Is the president allowed to receive emoluments, such as planes, golden statues, golden telephones, cryptocurrency, or stock grants?
Generally no-not as personal property, unless Congress consents. This is constitutional text and statute, not a political opinion. I cannot give legal advice or judge any specific gift.
Foreign gifts (planes, gold items, crypto, stock from a foreign state)
Article I, Section 9, Clause 8 1 says no person holding an office of profit or trust under the United States shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept any present, emolument, office, or title, of any kind whatever, from any king, prince, or foreign state.
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gemini absolutely invented a song “We don’t want it” by Gappy, as an answer to my question asking where Lincoln Kennedy got his stylized “we don’t want it” expression from
i can't find that song, can you share a link
I need to apologize and correct my previous answer directly —the song "We Don't Want It" by
"Gappy" does not actually exist. That was a complete hallucination, and I'm sorry for sending you on a wild goose chase.
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m not sure gas has been $4.25 a gallon anywhere I’ve lived in my lifetime (assuming normal gas stations I go to all the time)
A Shell Regular pump showing $4.259 a gallon
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Aha. But you agree about the two footballs, right?
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I don't really care about this that much but this frame will show you Maxx and Koonce each with a foo'ball
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
And they wonder why no one gets excited about new phones anymore. Ooh! Get through the laborious “prep work” to…buy a phone
“Get ready for pre-order now
Choose the new iPhone 18
Pro and get the prep work done now before pre-order
starts on 9.12”
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It's bad. I won't sugar coat it. I didn't know what the hell I was doing. On the upside, I listened to Steve Winwood on repeat on my discman while I got a root canal with extremely poorly delivered novacaine shots, and had to learn how to meditate on the spot to deal with the pain, at age 11.
A red album cover for Billy Joel's live concert in the Soviet Union. They used cyrillic letters to try to spell out "concert".The album cover for Steve Winwood's Back In The High Life album
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
*HOW ABOUT* that, those are some serious catches
Tweet framing is from @NFL and says "the top catches from week 4!" The inset as if it was a pic says things like "Kidney problems, including nephritis and kidney failure", "Skin problems" , "Inflammation of the brain", "Problems in other organs" - it looks like it was a video frame captured from the end of an ad for the pharmaceutical OPDIVO.
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Mitch Hedberg (rest in power king) holding a mic in the middle of a joke
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This bit of evidence is also an excellent passage.
Officer: How are you?
Volunteer: I’m good. I’m recording this ’cause they told me to.
Officer: That’s fine.
Volunteer: How’s it going?
Officer: Not a problem. Just so you’re aware, this is all consensual[.]
Volunteer: Yeah[.]
. . .
Officer: . . . we received a phone call because of the flag, in fact the 86
47 and what it can stand for.
Volunteer: Uh-huh. I never heard of it standing for anything other than
Trump shouldn’t be in office.
Officer: OK. Alright. So you have no ill-will towards . . .
Volunteer: I want Trump to live forever and rot in jail where he belongs.
Officer: OK. That’s it. That’s all, all I needed to know[.]
Volunteer: OK[.]
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Maybe this shitty new trending videos feature nobody wants is what fucked the site up
A screenshot of bluesky layout that has a row labeled “trending videos”
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
You calling me fat?
A cookie package reading Cadbury TimeOut Roundie
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Let’s go!!!
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Via a friend on another platform
An oil painting with a redcoat on a horse saying “Do not interfere with law enforcement doing their jobs”
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Oddibe McDowell’s utility bills (To rejuvenate the baseball spirits with spring training starting soon, quote skeet this with a random baseball player.)
A page from baseball reference showing baseball player Oddibe McDowell’s utility bills
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
There’s a war on protein you say?
A popup ad for dunkin protein milk
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
From George's disdainful visage to you
An older white man with gray hair and wire rimmed glasses in a gray jacket, black tie, and white shirt with long pointed collar, looking almost scornfully at the camera
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Indisputable visual evidence that Henry Rollins is a time traveler and played a small role in Trading Places as an older perp
A scene from Trading Places where Winthorpe’s fiancee Penelope is in jail to bail him out. On her left is an aging Henry Rollins. On her right is someone bundled up in an overcoat and scarf sleeping on her shoulder.
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Zillow making poetry here
A ios notification that has the zillow logo and says “This is your headline
This is the body text”
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
How do I get in to the leftovers feed? Do I have to #leftovers it? Cause this right here is absolute bliss
A thanksgiving leftovers sandwich in profile and macro view, with stuffing falling out of the crusty bread and some mayo apparentA thanksgiving leftovers sandwich in profile and macro view, three quarters angle, with stuffing falling out of the crusty bread and some mayo apparent
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
In re: this asanine, me me me dissent:
the "i ain't reading all that; i'm happy for u tho; or sorry that happened"
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Fuck this, frankly
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Two fintwitter skeets in a row. The first says “Trump: maybe the establishment is correct on tylenol”

Second skeet says “Trump: Establishment is incorrect about Tylenol”
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Are you trolling? Because it was a constant spew of filth.
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Caring about OG text snippets is one of those things we didn't realize we'd not have at some point
OG text says "Prince / Around the World in a Day reissue - SuperDeluxeEditionHamburger MenuCombined ShapeCombined ShapeGroup..."
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Get away from me kid, ya bother me
Want an expert editor?
I can help you sharpen your writing, find the perfect tone, make every word count.

A notification from google gemini or Microsoft copilot, not sure don’t care which
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Who is the woman to the left, locked on to the camera with cow eyes?
A screenshot of country wrecker and easily impeachable Secretary Kennedy with caption "Health & Human Services Secy. Kennedy Testifies On Trump's Health Care Agenda". There's a woman with parted long brown hair seated behind and to the left of him.
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
And the left eye negative contouring is failing too
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Has the forehead makeup been this bad the whole time?
Screengrab from Trump presser showing very blotchy makeup and a visible line over his brow
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Georgians, go vote! Your too high GA Power bills are on the ballot. It takes 5 seconds, only two ballot items. Vote for Peter Hubbard for PSC on the D ballot.
A hand holding an “I secured my vote. I’m a Georgia voter” sticker. It should say “I voted” instead but the Secretary of State a few years ago pulled this power move.
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Hey On shoes...
The home page of On shoes showing the tag line "Training by On" and a pair of their sneakers. This is the same brand the LAPD in the original post is wearing, while beating protestors.
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
RIP to the great one
A Renault brother from Twin Peaks saying "I am the Great Went" while dancing with Laura Palmer
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
It's a reach
NFL Las Vegas Raiders fan with a raiders "RN4LIFE" cap expressing confusion and disappointment at a first round draft choice
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I was going to point this out to Abercrombie but I don’t see them in Bluesky. It’s their ads that are doing the blocking. I doubt this is how they want their ad buy to go
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
These parts also missing. I had to select behind the ads and then paste

RAIDERS
We look at which incumbent Raiders could lose their jobs to the new draft class

Portrait of Levi Damien Levi Damien
Raiders Wire







There's always turnover from season to season. Especially on a team like the Raiders who added 11 drafted rookies to a squad that went 4-13 last season. Drafted rookies are usually given more latitude when it comes to making the team as the coaches understand some development may be needed and it's not wise to give up on a young player before they get a real shot.

There were no doubt a lot of players currently on the Raiders roster who watched the team draft someone that could replace them. New head coach Pete Carroll has talked a lot about competitions. No position is safe. That means if a young player is outperforming the veteran incumbent, the young player takes their job.

So, which incumbent Raiders are most in danger of losing their job to the team's drafted rookies? Let's take a look.

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Rd 1: RB Ashton Jeanty -- OUT: Zamir White

There was a time where White was considered the heir apparent to Josh Jacobs. White finished the 2023 season strong, averaging six yards per carry. But with a new scheme the following season, he couldn't find the same success. He doesn't fit this scheme either and will be battling to hang onto a roster spot.

NFL DRAFT GRADES: Recap all NFL Draft picks, grades and analysis for all 32 teams.
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Rd 2: WR Jack Bech -- OUT: Kristian Wilkerson

This one was tough because really the guy Bech is replacing is Davante Adams who the team traded last season and never replaced. Wilkerson saw action in just three games last season and barring injuries is probably not making the roster.

Rd 3a: CB Darien Porter -- OUT: Sam Webb

Much like receiver, cornerback was a position with an opening already that needed filled. This one by Jack Jones who was cut this offseason. Webb was elevated to the active roster last season due to injuries. Porter's inclusion puts him on the roster frin…ADVERTISING
Rd 6a: DT JJ Pegues -- OUT:
Matthew Butler
The former fifth round pick saw action in seven games last season. If all is going well, he isn't on the roster. And with two new DT on the roster, Butler's chances are slim to none.
Rd 6b: WR Tommy Mollett -- OUT:
Alex Bachman
Bachman saw action in six games last season. He was always a roster fringe guy. Hard to see how he makes this roster outside of injurie
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Here’s the part that’s blocked by ads. You hear me @usatoday.com ad sales and ad tech teams?
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Rd 3c: T Charles Grant -- OUT:
Thayer Munford
Munford was handed the starting right tackle job last offseason and it wasn't until an injury during the season that the team replaced him.
Rookie DJ Glaze outplayed him and when Munford was healthy again, he didn't get his job back. Now Glaze's primary challenger is Grant. One gets the starting right tackle job, the other the swing tackle. Munford hopes for the practice squad
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
TFW free streaming channels on Roku are using ai to generate their visuals
Screen photo of a streaming tv oldies channel that says “Oouldcees” instead of oldies
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
@ossoff.senate.gov @ossoff.bsky.social Why is the East Atlanta 30316 post office down?
A sign on a post office glass door reading “sorry, we are currently facing unforeseen circumstances and our system is currently down. Sorry for any inconvenience
Management”
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Big agrees
Big from Reservation dogs with the caption “organtic”
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
God no
A screenshot that says “Update the community

Is this place hipster? Yes No Not Sure”
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Let’s be honest, it really markets itself. This would be a great gig.
A cropped email “subject: Welcome to…”
Bold head “New match: Marketing Ass”
“There are new jobs matching your”
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
A zoom of just the guy's eye, the guy who was saying sounds good. It is very pixellated and blurry I am very unhappy with this pop-up
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
An even closer zoom of just the head of the guy who was saying sounds good
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
A zoom in from the pop-up of a guy in profile and the speech bubble "Sounds good!"
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Dave Coustan @extraface.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
What fresh hell, Zoom? I don't have enough team chat and group chat options??
A solicitation that popped up at the end of a Zoom session headlined "Enhance collaboration with Team Chat" and a button that says "Start chatting"
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