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Dude, The Thing

@expressothecritter.bsky.social
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(he/it) (Late 20s) 🔞NO MINORS. I'm here for pornography.🔞 Call me Ex or Espresso. A lot of exhausting behavior on this platform but that's not what I'm here for Anti-censorship, but that doesn't mean I want to look at the shit you make that I dislike.

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mr feratu was my father 🔞 @lezferatu.bsky.social · 3h
accursia asking saveria the most important question when it comes to vampirism (early access from a few months ago!) #savcursia
accursia: is it all kinds of blood you drink? even the once a month kind?
saveria: ah. well, how do I put this...blood from the vein is like a freshly picked apple. menstrual blood is closer to an apple that has been stored in a pantry for quite some time, it has...an unpleasant mouthfeel, shall we say.
accursia: mmn (disappointed) I see...
accursia: WAIT
accursia: SO SHE DID TRY PERIOD PUSSY (the last two words are semi censored by accursia's sailor moon looking goofy face)
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Kb-mon🔞 @kbmon.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Full version of the piece I made for Like Fine Wine zine~ @likefinewine-zine.bsky.social If you fancy older men and age-gap ships, please check it out! Everyone did a great job and it's totally free :D
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G.C. Houle @gchoule.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Public use public transport
A drawing of a male office worker inside a metro or bus. He's lying on his front on a bench with his arms awkwardly restrained behind him to a pole with what is presumably his own tie. His belt is undone and his pants pulled down; some fellow commuters have had their way with him.
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Winton Kidd🔞 @wintonkidd.com · 4h
Kida x Audrey (2024)🩵🔧 see more⤵️ www.patreon.com/cw/wintonkidd #nsfwart #pinup #atlantis
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RawAnoki @rawanoki.bsky.social · 4h
Part 4 (final) Filled to the brim.
Zanarin is filled with cum and eggs, his belly swollen. The tentacles keep him well trapped as they continue to fondle and grope him.
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まげちょん @maskingchonmage.bsky.social · 7h
フェ○🔞🐢様 不敬が過ぎる
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era @iluvspai.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Bruka Jones @brukajones.com · 12h
kiss~
a traditional ink drawing of my two original characters Quill and Hudson. 
Quill is kissing Hudson on the cheek, embarrassing Hudson.
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Dr.Freak @doctorfreak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God i love women #freakoutside
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Dr.Freak @doctorfreak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Even more audrey x hellen content but i took sleeping pills before drawing so it looks like ass 😢😢 #freakoutside
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Dr.Freak @doctorfreak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
// oc x pierre #freakoutside Continuation from my previous pierre art, he sure did not expect this one sick neat little trick!!
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Chuck's hidden place (COMMISSIONS STATUS UPDATING) @unsafepaperbag.bsky.social · 20h
This thought hit me like a truck so here it goes #nsfwart #ftm #tdick #furryart #furrynsfw #shark
A tattooed trans anthro fuckboy shark emerging from the water up to lightly above the knee, with one leg above water to step on a rock with the clawed foot. He's balancing on that side against the rock with the arm, while the other rests on the same side's thigh. A smug, wide grin as he faces forward, asking about inserting his double tdick inside whichever hole of yours. His tits are out and pierced nipples. His tail, emerging behind him, is also tattoed and pierced. He's wearing a coral necklace.
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Rin 🔞 @rintayuun.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#transmasc #art
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Rin 🔞 @rintayuun.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So like.. is there anyone the target audience for this |・ω・)?
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jawbones 🫀🗡️🔞 @jawbones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
petits portraits — ft. Mallory #✨🪰 (hivetag) [ #ocsky #art #oc ]
three individual frames, each including a focused part of Mallory. One in an ornate oval frame showcases his rear with his wings layered around it, one in a vertical rectangular, simple frame showcasing him looking down over his scrunched bent over chest with a nondescript white splatter across his lower abdomen, and finally one that is a diamond shaped bronze frame showcasing his mouth open, tongue squeezed between two of Nepenthe's fingers that have slid into his mouth. Split is over everything.
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✨jess🔮yuri wizard✨ @witchazard.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Besties who cant get enough of each other..... #oc #lesbian #sambianca
Sam and werewolf Bianca having sex. bianca has a clit growth and she is penetrating sam with it as sam drips all over the shaft.
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Delta 🎃 @delta2kbr.dev · 06/07/2026
screenshot do jogo Façade
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
gn
A poster that reads "instead of being transphobic... Try shutting the fuck up"
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de88a8le smuts @de88a8le.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is about how i imagine chuck and aggy's first time went. sometimes, your butch best friend is an 8-foot-tall alien robot with a proportionally-sized ovipositor, which really just means it takes a little extra work to satisfy her. fortunately, chuck loves a challenge >:)
chuck nova, a pink-haired catgirl with a bobtail, kneels between the legs of aggy, an 8-foot alien robot with a blue, metallic exoskeleton. chuck is looking at aggy's preposterously huge ovipositor with excitement and trepidation as she compares it to her bionic forearm, which looks scuffed and worn as a contrast to aggy's polished, reflective carapace. chuck is dressed in a black shiny leotard and matching fingerless gloves, sweating and lightly blushes as she considers how she's going to take this thing. aggy, meanwhile, has a lesbian meltdown, because there is a cute butch in between her legs, and because she's a little embarrassed to be just so fucking huge. her visor displays a series of slashes, indicating her sheepishness. the floor is littered with the two's clothes, a pair of porno mags featuring a silver and gold alien robot woman, and an assortment of condoms and sex toys, while the bed is struggling to hold aggy up.
dialogue reads:
chuck: yyyeah... spit ain't gonna do it, girlie.
aggy: *long unintelligible whine*
chuck: i'll get the good lube.
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Calamari Cakes @calamaricakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Double-sized update (4 pages!) today, because I wanted to get to the smoochin' 🤗 [New pages every week @ patreon.com/CalamariCakes or subscribestar.adult/CalamariCakes ]
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SlagChip 🔞 @slagchip.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Imagining more tboy knot 🤤 #knot #furryknot #yiff #furryporn #ftmporn
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SlagChip 🔞 @slagchip.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Tboy Knot #knotting #furrynsfw #furryporn #ftmporn #nsfwart #yiff
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mimi 🔞 [ slots filled! 🎨📌] @notsoknightly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the paladin shows the prince around town.. in more ways than one 👀 @thirstymon.bsky.social @artfuck.bsky.social #afengage #aftoken | 🔞 #nsfwart
Erotic illustration of user thirstymon's paladin OC Maximus folding my prince OC Mattias as he fucks him on the marble floor of an empty room in a castle. Maximus is excited to prove himself to the smaller prince and says "Your Highness! Did you enjoy my tour of the town!~" 

Mattias moans as he replies "A-Ah of course I did! G-gods You're so—!! AHH!!" Mattias falls apart and quietly continues "Ngh.. don't stop.." as Maximus stares down grinning.
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mimi 🔞 [ slots filled! 🎨📌] @notsoknightly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
there's been numerous requests to slime this prince... so here you go 👀💦 🔞 #nsfwart #nsfwoc | CW: #teratophilia #ovipositon #breeding #tmpreg
Various erotic doodles of the dainty trans male prince Mattias interacting with curious slimes. The first doodle is of him sitting back on the ground with his legs splayed wide open as a group of curious slimes surround him. Mat seems confused as raises a brow as he asks "O-oh? H-hello there... Did you need help with something?"

The second doodle shows the slimes progressively crawling over Mat's clothed body interested in him. One slime envelops his clothes crotch and blushes excitedly. Mat winces and squirms a bit as he's caught off guard. He says "W-wait— That kinda help is— Mmm.. A-Ah!" as his moans cut him off.

The third doodle is a him in shock as one of the slimes enters his wide open mouth. Mat blushes madly and lets out a muffled moan as the other slimes continue to slide all over him.

The fourth doodle shows Mattias wasted and pregnant with numerous slime eggs after the slimes fucked and used his small body. His stomach bulges and shows an inner view of his womb being filled with slime eggs as one of the slimes slides out of his gaping pussy. The others still envelop his body and suck on his tits and use his mouth. He moans weakly and dazed as he blushes. His gaze is unfixed as he accepts his fate to be bred.
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NOT Joey... [he/him] @bathylybops.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
during his 'pining for my married coworker' era... sniles sneetly... acting weird & cold around jett ,then athome desperately/shamefully pretending hes fucking him instead ofhis fleshlight..? blinks...
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lolcatz 🐈💌➡️MFF @dyrdeer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
there are huge amounts of "trans positivity" accounts on here that just steal art from actual trans people and then cry when you ask them to find the source. You are not standing for trans people when you rip their name from their work while you reap the benefits. You are just a capitalist.
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NOT Joey... [he/him] @bathylybops.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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NOT Joey... [he/him] @bathylybops.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yappiung + under the desk disinterested handjob... he wasjust sitting on his lap & jett pull stephens dick out + start playing with it absentmindedly... like half-committed... smiles...
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🔞🍝Pauly's Meatballs 🍝🔞 Commissions Open! @paulpfree.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just like drawing them fucking what else can I really say!!! (he/him for both)
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GAYRID3R @gayrid3r.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
cis men take notes this is how u show allyship
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Anoki @anoki.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Sadb asks to try out some interesting new play in the bedroom. A 20 page comic with 7 additional pages of extra sketches! Featuring consensual bondage, size difference, torn clothes and knotting. This is on sale (along with other fun stuff) on itch right NOW: anokidoll.itch.io
Sadb tied up by red ropes, big clawed hands groping along her body.Comic page of Sadb asking Hunger if they can try something new. Safety word established.Comic page of Hunger binding Sadb in simple rope bondage.Hunger groping and squeezing along her body before coming to knead her breasts through her shirt.
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RawAnoki @rawanoki.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Part 3 It won't stop until he's full.
Zanarin is tangled in many tentacles, their slimy forms groping and teasing him as a larger tentacle fucks away into him, cum spilling out in streams.
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RawAnoki @rawanoki.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Part 2 Uh oh... Someone got caught.
Zanarin is caught by many tentacles, one clamped on his mouth and another grinding against his pussy through his trousers.
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RawAnoki @rawanoki.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Part 1 Zanarin has a run in. 👀
#dubcon

Zanarin is caught by many grasping purply tentacles. They swarm him as he struggles.
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Jim Zub @jimzub.com · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period. The only AI I 'use' is shit foisted on me - summaries and slop vomited on my screen as part of internet browsing or injected into programs I work with until I turn those settings off or rip those parts out by the roots.
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❄️🔞 @icywhip.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Stuff with Rekka and others! #hifirush
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it
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creatureXIII @cxiii.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
👁️‍🗨️👁️‍🗨️👅👁️👁️ kissing with the tongue #xenocon • #potatoarts
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🔞ballsack bob🔧💊 @lfyunoyuno.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Old crap
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🔞ballsack bob🔧💊 @lfyunoyuno.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When Engie carries a match he gets rewarded for his efforts
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Bee 🌻🐝 @lonestarcelt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sometimes the urge to make a joke is too strong that the mouth acts before the brain can think
A comic of two people, Parah (she/her) and Fabian (she/her, they/them, he/him) in which the former is doing her injection. 
The first two panels are Parah drawing and getting the air bubbles out of a needle with Fabian leaning in on the second panel to get a better view.
In panel three, Fabian, from the other side of the couch, asks while Parah is injecting estrogen into her thigh "Does it hurt? Doing those shots every week, I mean?"
Panel four is focused on Fabian but Parah is talking as she remarks "A bit. But compared to the alternative of not being, well, me?" I can deal with a small prick now and then." with the fifth panel showing Parah putting the used needle in a sharps container.
Panel six has Fabian silent for only a second before saying "...I thought having a small prick was a side effect." before in panel seven Fabian has a pillow thrown at their face.
Parah is a trans woman and Fabian is nonbinary (genderfluid)
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beartrapped 🔞 @softending.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i'm a day late, but i can recite the intro from memory, so surely i deserve some slack. anyway, happy birthday audrey twooooooo #littleshopofhorrors
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gravy enjoyer 🛡🚂 🔞 ZINES UP!! @defensetrain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sousuke and Argo snuck away from a gala they had to attend... Surely a few minutes between rivals won't hurt :)c #offensetrain #nsfw #nsfwart #ocnsfw
Argo and Sousuke, outside a gala, having snuck away from the festivities. Sousuke sits upon a ledge next to a tall window, his pants off. His formal jacket falls from one shoulder, exposing his sleeveless turtleneck bodysuit and torso that has been decorated by intricate shibari ropework. His legs are spread wide to accommodate Argo kneeling on the floor between them. Argo has two fingers buried in Sousuke’s pussy, the crotch of the bodysuit pulled aside to show his arousal. Sousuke reaches down to tug on Argo’s hair, pulling him away with only a string of saliva to connect Argo’s tongue and Sousuke’s t-dick. They make intense eye contact, heated rivals as they are.
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Akio @akiosketch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
[comic] It can wait
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🔞 KEEMZ @keemznsfw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
there’s NO way i’m skipping on #settphel
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weibun🔞 @weibun.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Please welcome my legally distinct oc... Lee... let me know if you have any questions... #animation #LeeOC #bishopOC
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stu @stu4u.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
sketch comm of @aqreader.bsky.social's cat getting tentacled
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Gobifrip @gobifrip.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tasting the Seasonal Fruits
Illustration of Agathe and the Lady of the Grove perched on a branch in the middle of a crimson forest. Agathe is seated on the lap of the grey-skinned woman, her hands bound by vines. Other vines stimulate the young woman’s crotch, bringing her to orgasm. 
The lady, who controls the plants, takes delight watching her partner experience such pleasure. With her fingertips, she holds one of the juicy fruits from the tree.
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yolk 🔞 @grognog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
7k-ish raffle! - 1 like = 1 comment = 1 repost = 1 entry - must be following at time of close (oct 7 @ 10AM CST) - do know what kind of stuff i draw before entering/following ⚠️ - i will do a sketch page or 1 illustration for the winner (illustration w color) thank you!
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Miss Mother Fly @almightyflymother.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Blatant misogyny aside (pan trans lady, fuck these losers), the word "slop" has been ruined by bigots and children. Reminder that "(x)slop" is a roundabout reference to "goyslop", the neo-Nazi 4chan idea that The Jews make low quality food and entertainment to weaken the white race.
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