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Dude, The Thing

@expressothecritter.bsky.social
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(he/it) (Late 20s) 🔞NO MINORS. I'm here for pornography.🔞 Call me Ex or Espresso. A lot of exhausting behavior on this platform but that's not what I'm here for Anti-censorship, but that doesn't mean I want to look at the shit you make that I dislike.

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🔞 multifandom @naiad-r.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#myart #bryeon #residentevil what if I dropped, dropped the steerin' wheel? closed my eyes, drove, drove faster
Digital painting of Bryan Hodukavich and Leon Kennedy sharing an embrace on the concrete floor of an underground parking lot. Leon, in his RPD uniform, sits astride Bryan’s lap, cradling Bryan’s face to comfort him. Bryan, shirtless, gazes up at Leon, one hand resting on Leon’s arm, his face crumbling. Text: "She'll be an amazing mom—and you'll be a great dad, okay? You'll be a great dad. Whatever it takes, I'll get you home. And I'll be the courier this time."
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旳 @diesel2b.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
猫是这么抱的吗 #ELDENRING
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mimi 🔞 [ team rub + working on cmsns 🎨] @notsoknightly.bsky.social · 3h
emil can get a bit rough when given full control of mat... 💦 — 🔞 #nsfwart #nsfwoc | cw: #breeding
Erotic art of a big hairy cis man, Emil, pinning his smaller scruffier trans male partner and ex-prince, Mat, against the mattress atop his big fluffy coat as he fucks Mat in a prone bone position roughly.

Emil says "Mm.. Be a—Ngh!! G-good boy and— Mm.. take all of me.. Hah.. ahh.."

Mat moans and trembles as Emil pounds into his cunt "Ahh—!! E-Emil!"

Emil continues speaking "So noisy... I'm not done with you until— Mm... I know you're carrying my kid—!! Ahh!"

Mat feels dizzy as his moans trail off as the taller man towers over him and tries to breed him. Mat moans "Emm.. Ahh.. E-Em.. mmm. E-Emil.. Ahh." as he gets his brains fucked out and womb filled with Emil's load.
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Mal [filth edition] @draxoplasm.bsky.social · 2h
Oh, to be a helpless priest tied to the altar 🥺#nsfw
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Strix Aluko 🔞 @strix-aluko.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Throwing another threesome into the Great Montreal Superpolycule #freakoutside
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DI98 @deepimpact1998.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i had the lovely opportunity to work on this! so many amazing artists contributed to this project and for months we poured time and love into these pieces. this is a tiny peek at what i made, but there is so much more to see so go check it out! ❤️
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DI98 @deepimpact1998.bsky.social · 16h
hello! kinktober days 5-8, enjoy #freakoutside
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Sleeping Awake @sleepingawake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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mimi 🩵💛 @knightlyaffair.bsky.social · 15h
more older (39) emil and his prince (23) mattias... 💭 — #oc #art
Art of Prince Mattias being carried over the shoulder of his older knight from the future Emil. Mattias isn't aware this version of Emil is an older version of his current knight. Mattias squirms and yells "Hey!! Do you have any idea who I am?! Hey-!!" 

Emil ignores Mattias as the prince continues rambling "Ugh.. you mutt. Put me down this instanr! Where are you taking me??!"

Mattias grumbles "Pervert..." as Emil thinks to himself "Was he really such a brat 13 years ago?"

Mattias continues whining as he's carried off "Are you even listening to me?"
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Hash @hasherino.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Weretober Day 7- Prehistoric Shark 🦈
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🔞🍝Pauly's Meatballs 🍝🔞 Commissions Open! @paulpfree.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
girls just want to play with it a little… 👀💦 (Piya - she/her)
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Scalli @viceandviolence.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That is the Candle Kid of a woman with far too much paperwork.
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Severeni 🔞🇵🇸 @severeni.bsky.social · 21h
Those pesky slime spores, only breeding is on their mind ___________ #kinktober #animatober #nsfwanimation #animation #furryanimation
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Sarybomb 🔞 @sarybomb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh no! Trapped! How can this be!
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🌶️ Motte! 🌶️🔞 @extra-spicymotte.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"You might wanna bite down on something" (sher/her for both) #teratophilia
A transgender elf woman is getting fucked by a huge gnoll lady. the elf woman bites down on a glove to be able to take the huge gnoll dick.
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gravy enjoyer 🛡🚂 🔞 COMMS➡️WAITLIST @defensetrain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
day 4! Somnophilia :3c (repost since i spotted a mistake) #gravy_kinktober #kinktober #nsfwart #nsfw #ocnsfw
ask: Somnophilia!

POV of Gravy on top of the viewer's lap, their cock buried in his pussy, implying that he had mounted them while they were asleep. He's embarrassed and breathing heavily as he says, "S-sorry, I just-- needed to--"
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mimi 🔞 [ team rub + working on cmsns 🎨] @notsoknightly.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
( 🔞 #nsfwart #nsfwoc ) -> CW: tentacles looks like the prince learned why he needs an escort through the forest 🌲🌱
Erotic art of a dainty trans male prince, Mattias, pinned to the grass in a dense forest as tentacles wrap around his body and ravage his vagina and mouth. He moans and trembles as he's filled with seed.
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mimi 🔞 [ team rub + working on cmsns 🎨] @notsoknightly.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
( 🔞 #nsfwart #nsfwoc ) mat can't help but tease a big strong guy like emil... 💕
Mat half dressed and straddling Emil's crotch as he grinds against Emil's throbbing bulge behind his pants. Emil is also half dressed and his armss are pinned beside his head as Mat grids against his hardness.

Mat teases and says "So, Blondie. You want to fuck me? Is that right?"

Emil replies shakily "Y-yes Mat"

Mat asks again "What was that, mutt? I couldn't hear you~"

Emil begs quieter "P-please shh- Let me put it in.."

Mat chuckles and replies "Cute eheh~ Sorry pup, you're my piece of meat tonight~~"
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Sarybomb 🔞 @sarybomb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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🔞🍝Pauly's Meatballs 🍝🔞 Commissions Open! @paulpfree.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mind if I uhhh -sucks it clean off- 😋💦 (Panoub - he/him)
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Sarybomb 🔞 @sarybomb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Things escalated quickly
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Pete🔞 @stuckinapit.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
🖤
Black and white drawing of two people, from waist down, wearing leather, denim and harnesses and grinding on one another.

#peteart
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Kami, CEO of Old Man Yaoi @kamidog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Have two juicy pages from my Uniporn comic 👀💖
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cccrusty @exxtracrusty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't think I've drawn better hole, I'm peaking here
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snooze 🌻 webcomic-brained @justsnooze.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[ 🌻 oc, comic, f/f ] (cw: wound fingering) first aid
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Scalli @viceandviolence.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Stage 1 & 2 of Mermaidification. It was the rise of mermaid workers looking to spend money in coastal cities that made a lot of stores and services wheel-tub accessible. A waterless wheel-tub was then invented for folks with dodgy legs.
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mimi 🔞 [ team rub + working on cmsns 🎨] @notsoknightly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
is it really bullying to say "hey maybe we shouldn't make a misogynistic art trend named after a 4chan slur that originates from a transphobic individual for a series made by terfhitler who wants to fund trans genocide a thing?"
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Rin 🔞 @rintayuun.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
some kissing for you guys #transmasc #art
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mimi 🔞 [ team rub + working on cmsns 🎨] @notsoknightly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
giving your knight a swordjob pt 2 🗡️💦 — 🔞 #nsfwart #nsfwoc
Second page of a short comic of Prince Mattias fondling and jacking of his Knight Emil's sword hilt. 

Panel 1 is from the point of view of Emil looking down at Mattias sliding his hands up and down the hilt of his sword like it's his cock. A cut in of Emil's blushing wide eyes is shown in reaction as he sweats.

Panel 2 shows Mattias peering up and leaning closer towards Knight Emil's face as he smiles innocently. Emil asks again "M-my sword—?! Matti—" Mattias finally speaks up and innocently says "Hmm?~"  Emil starts to tremble and sweat more as he mumbles "M-mm"

Panel 3 is a close up of Emil's blushing and sweating face. He is overwhelmed and quietly moans an "A-ahh.." 

Panel 4 is Mattias' reaction to seeing Emil's blushing face. Mattias drools and stares with big sparkly heart eyes as his pervert meter visibly and rapidly rises towards its full capacity.
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◤◢«»«»◤◢ @albaworks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m significantly touch starved so you get increasingly intense smut
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🔞aeritea🔞 @aeritea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
catching up with friends can be tough when you've got a fussy pup under the table~ 😅 #NSFWart #gentlefemdom
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unsolicited nic pics➕🕶 @greased-axel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ghodrey boys make do #orufrey
pink toned drawing of a very soft and curvy olruggio wearing nothing but his fur wrap, tugging at the bow that keeps it wrapped around him. he is most definitely locking eyes on qifrey
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mimi 🔞 [ team rub + working on cmsns 🎨] @notsoknightly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the prince dreams of unspeakable acts with his knight 💕💭 — 🔞 #nsfwart #nsfwoc | cw: #breeding
Erotic sketchbook spread featuring various doodles of the dainty trans male prince Mattias nude. The first doodle is of him stretching cutely after a long tiring day while naked. The second doodle is of Mattias sprawled on his bed post-orgasm as he fantasizes about his cis male knight Emil breeding him in a mating press and Emil's large cock dripping his cum.
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mimi 🔞 [ team rub + working on cmsns 🎨] @notsoknightly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
giving your knight a swordjob pt 1 🗡️💦 — 🔞 #nsfwart #nsfwoc
Page 1 of a short comic of Prince Mattias teasing his Knight Emil by jacking off his sword hilt in public. 

Panel 1 Mattias tugs Emil over by the hilt of his sword. Emil is surprised and asks "Your Highness? What are you doing...?"

Panel 2 Mattias smirks deviously with a little cartoonish devil on his shoulder urging him on. Mattias says "Heh~"

Panel 3 is a close up of Emil's sword between his and Mattias' lower halfs. Mattias grabs onto the hilt of the sword. Emil says "Prince Mattias... Did you need to speak to me? W-What are you doing with my—" Emil gets cut off in shock.

Panel 4 and 5 are Mattias using both his hands to stroke up and down the hilt of Emil's sword as Emil still holds it. Emil finally mumbles the last word of his previous sentence "...Sword?"
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scary gugu... @boobcherry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
canadian french kissing #freakoutside
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mr feratu was my father 🔞 @lezferatu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
accursia asking saveria the most important question when it comes to vampirism (early access from a few months ago!) #savcursia
accursia: is it all kinds of blood you drink? even the once a month kind?
saveria: ah. well, how do I put this...blood from the vein is like a freshly picked apple. menstrual blood is closer to an apple that has been stored in a pantry for quite some time, it has...an unpleasant mouthfeel, shall we say.
accursia: mmn (disappointed) I see...
accursia: WAIT
accursia: SO SHE DID TRY PERIOD PUSSY (the last two words are semi censored by accursia's sailor moon looking goofy face)
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Kb-mon🔞 @kbmon.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Full version of the piece I made for Like Fine Wine zine~ @likefinewine-zine.bsky.social If you fancy older men and age-gap ships, please check it out! Everyone did a great job and it's totally free :D
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G.C. Houle @gchoule.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Public use public transport
A drawing of a male office worker inside a metro or bus. He's lying on his front on a bench with his arms awkwardly restrained behind him to a pole with what is presumably his own tie. His belt is undone and his pants pulled down; some fellow commuters have had their way with him.
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Winton Kidd🔞 @wintonkidd.com · 30/09/2026
Kida x Audrey (2024)🩵🔧 see more⤵️ www.patreon.com/cw/wintonkidd #nsfwart #pinup #atlantis
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RawAnoki @rawanoki.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Part 4 (final) Filled to the brim.
Zanarin is filled with cum and eggs, his belly swollen. The tentacles keep him well trapped as they continue to fondle and grope him.
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まげちょん @maskingchonmage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
フェ○🔞🐢様 不敬が過ぎる
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era @iluvspai.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Bruka Jones @brukajones.com · 30/09/2026
kiss~
a traditional ink drawing of my two original characters Quill and Hudson. 
Quill is kissing Hudson on the cheek, embarrassing Hudson.
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Dr.Freak @doctorfreak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God i love women #freakoutside
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Dr.Freak @doctorfreak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Even more audrey x hellen content but i took sleeping pills before drawing so it looks like ass 😢😢 #freakoutside
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Dr.Freak @doctorfreak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
// oc x pierre #freakoutside Continuation from my previous pierre art, he sure did not expect this one sick neat little trick!!
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Chuck's hidden place (COMMISSIONS STATUS UPDATING) @unsafepaperbag.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This thought hit me like a truck so here it goes #nsfwart #ftm #tdick #furryart #furrynsfw #shark
A tattooed trans anthro fuckboy shark emerging from the water up to lightly above the knee, with one leg above water to step on a rock with the clawed foot. He's balancing on that side against the rock with the arm, while the other rests on the same side's thigh. A smug, wide grin as he faces forward, asking about inserting his double tdick inside whichever hole of yours. His tits are out and pierced nipples. His tail, emerging behind him, is also tattoed and pierced. He's wearing a coral necklace.
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Rin 🔞 @rintayuun.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#transmasc #art
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Rin 🔞 @rintayuun.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So like.. is there anyone the target audience for this |・ω・)?
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jawbones 🫀🗡️🔞 @jawbones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
petits portraits — ft. Mallory #✨🪰 (hivetag) [ #ocsky #art #oc ]
three individual frames, each including a focused part of Mallory. One in an ornate oval frame showcases his rear with his wings layered around it, one in a vertical rectangular, simple frame showcasing him looking down over his scrunched bent over chest with a nondescript white splatter across his lower abdomen, and finally one that is a diamond shaped bronze frame showcasing his mouth open, tongue squeezed between two of Nepenthe's fingers that have slid into his mouth. Split is over everything.
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