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Ollie

@explodingpossum.bsky.social
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Truck driver. Delivering what you use daily

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Ollie @explodingpossum.bsky.social · 14h
😂😂 Random text Hey it’s Lisa Ok… context? Is this Tesla? Shockingly no, this is Edison *crickets* 😂
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Ollie @explodingpossum.bsky.social · 23h
😕 That seems to be the easiest way to do that Simple injury Big ol black eye
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Black Eye
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Mike Swaim @trillionpixels.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
NEW COMIC! Comictober 2026: Candy Apple Antics Pin head from the horror movie Hellraiser came up as the warm up for the Friday Doodle session on Facebook. I quickly retooled this to fit a G Rated Hellraiser homage. #daniandlulucomic #webcomic #comics #halloween #comictober2026
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Lulu slips on the floor while carrying a tray of candy apples causing them to fly into the air.

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Candy apples tumble straight up into the air.

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Dani exclaims while stifling a laugh, “Aah! It's Apple Head!”

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The candy apples have landed all over Lulu's head, making Lulu resemble a candy apple-covered monster. Lulu cheerfully says, “I have such sweets to show you.”
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Ollie @explodingpossum.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
🤪 It started out as a board I cut it into the box and stained it myself
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Ollie @explodingpossum.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
🤪 Every time we moved the youngest into college, we would hide a gnome (ok 4-9) somewhere in the room/ apartment. The best one stayed hidden for 3 months 🙃
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Ollie @explodingpossum.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Unfinished photo, cuz it’s got her name and a pecan stain She was always a square Now shes a hip cube 😎
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Ollie @explodingpossum.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🙃 Most all my coworkers are Brother or Dearie And I start out with I’m terrible with names, and it’s better than me going Hey you… 90% of the guys are fine with Brother always after that The ladies have yet to give feedback 😶
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Ollie @explodingpossum.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Wait? So you stole it? Or it steals for you?
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Steve Harvey's Confused Reaction: What Why
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Ollie @explodingpossum.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
😒 Looks like I need to remortgage the house First to eliminate the one thats in -only- the wife’s name… Second to eliminate a few hundred dollars in bills a month -If- I can leverage the payment low enough, I can keep my home of 30+ years. If not I might have to file bankruptcy to do the same 😕
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Ollie @explodingpossum.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
😒 The need to talk to someone But the last time we talked, there was no listening…
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 09/10/2026
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Ollie @explodingpossum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
😒 It’s that time in my 10 year cycle when the universe tries to take me out This time I don’t care to survive… I’m broken from this past year
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Ollie @explodingpossum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🙃 Here they still aim for you on the sidewalks Hell, I’ve been hit twice in cross walks The sherif here isn’t even safe 🤪 He’s been hit on his bicycle three times in less than a year
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Ollie @explodingpossum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
😔 Looking at the bills a bit in depth, I need to be making at least $200 a week more than I am currently I can kill the phone But thats only $100 a month This doesn’t include things like car insurance, house insurance or gas Fuck… think I’m screwed
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Åñ][)£®$ @outlawbbk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Ollie @explodingpossum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
😂😂 Directv said they -had to- send an installer to upgrade my DVR. He showed up and looked at my setup and said Dude, wtf am I going to do? I replied, tell the rep that the customers custom setup proves he knows what he’s doing Cuz I had to show him how to add it to the entertainment unit 🙃
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Ollie @explodingpossum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is it weird that I said goodbye, see you this evening To the box containing the wife?
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Ollie @explodingpossum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
😂 I think I’m making a matchbox sized wood box And touring with her
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Ollie @explodingpossum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wife is ready to come home. I thought about having the receptionist bring her home. That way the way she left is the way she returns. A stranger making the round trips 😒 On the upside I can tell people she took a vacation to somewhere hot and returned all brown 😱😂
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Jon Esparza @jonscrazyblues.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s #InktoberDay5! One of the best parts of #Halloween is the return of the seasonal cereals! They may not be very healthy, but they sure are fun! And who better to represent that fun than a legally safe costume of the beloved Cereal Critter, right @cerealscott.bsky.social? #Inktober
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Ollie @explodingpossum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I need a time out. Maybe sit in a dark room, radio on low, no human interaction.
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Ollie @explodingpossum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well his name is Lucky Cuz he’s a 3 legged beast 😂
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm sick of all the negativity on here, so today's Low Quality Ad is for this inspirational Rainbow Pin. I don't know about you guys, but I really needed to see this today. collabs.shop/cjw8ak
An enamel pin featuring a pastel rainbow arching over white clouds, with a pink banner in front reading "IT GETS WORSE" in white capital letters.
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Ollie @explodingpossum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He was looking for The Noodly One
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Flying Spaghetti Monster Cartoon
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Ollie @explodingpossum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😋 Neighbor just brought me pork green chiles ❤️ It’s that perfect balance of heat bite and let’s you keep going Made with homegrown green chiles to boot
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Ollie @explodingpossum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time is moving in an odd way Along with my feelings 😕 I’m trying like hell to not just eat my feelings, which is my normal
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Ollie @explodingpossum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nice I’ll need to hit my Winn Dixie up I usually stop at Aldis first 🤪 But WD is across the street on the way home
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Ollie @explodingpossum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🤪 Nestle for butterscotch chips for sure The Aldis chocolate chunks aren’t too bad Not overly sweet
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Ollie @explodingpossum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kid tried to make an egg and couldn’t figure it out Calls the neighbor for help instead of me 😕 I need to reenforce the idea it’s ok to message and call me for these things (She just had the pan temp to low)
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Ollie @explodingpossum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Psychostick NSFW 😎 Just don’t pull up next to a cop… youtu.be/4PZEBEiTPRE
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YouTube video by Psychostick - Topic
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Ollie @explodingpossum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
😕 2 weeks… I started crying right at the time I got the call Checked in on the kids too They’re about the same
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Ollie @explodingpossum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🤪 I love Cuban coffee It has much the same problem A sip or three and it’s gone
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Ollie @explodingpossum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
😋 Might try butterscotch chips too
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Ollie @explodingpossum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@papawoof.bsky.social Thank you so much for the dessert recipe The next go I’ll add a touch of butter in the bottom and more chocolate🤎
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Ollie @explodingpossum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
😒 Still trying to get into accounts to pay bills… Still just a confused mess navigating logins Slowly but squirrely transferring things to my computer instead
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Ollie @explodingpossum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
😂😂 Now I have the meme to match my regular morning song
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Ollie @explodingpossum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sunday is now for weekly meal prep The menu this go is “French” chicken and beef stroganoff. Both in the crockpot so the kid can help out. And there’s always ham and sausage to break the monotony #ImTrying
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Ollie @explodingpossum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🤪 First attempt at a subwoofer for the car It is plagued by that poor build rattle and thump of maybe a wrong sized box But it is strong and needs to be dialed in
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Ollie @explodingpossum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well I matched the parts up It needs a few more screws And to seal the edges 😂 I can feel air coming out between the joints
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Ollie @explodingpossum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Morning coffee with the neighbors cat ❤️ Who pulls a love on me, feed me, claws you then walks away 😂😂
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Ollie @explodingpossum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just remember They call us woke Because they’re asleep Totally unaware of what’s going on
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green looks at Blue as Blue is dramatically laying down on the floor.
Blue: You can go ahead and go to that party. I'll just be here by my self, alone.

Green looks at Blue with a frustrated frown, as Blue sticks his tongue out while making a disgusted face.
Green: You could also come with me.
Blue: I don't like people.

Green raises an eyebrow.
Green: Don't I count as "people?"
Blue: Of course not. You're the love of my life.
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Ollie @explodingpossum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
😬 Just the other day I put $112 worth of gas in the work truck, and it wasn’t anywhere near empty. It’s currently ~$4.50 a gallon around the shop It’s not looking good for the winter months. Just glad I’m not using oil fired heat anymore 😒
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Ollie @explodingpossum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
😒 2 mile work zone today And one of the guys calls out at 3 am… Hopefully the boss can find a replacement before 5 He’s gotta wake people up now
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Ollie @explodingpossum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
😂 I got 4 free hours today Then they were done in about 2.5 hours, and the day didn’t end for another 90 minutes So more than half the days pay was for sitting around 🤪
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