Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 56mMorning people are weird. 020
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 1hAs a Rays fan, I guess statistically I should be rooting for the Sox this next game. 010
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 8hRenting a kid to take trick-or-treating so I can see which of my neighbors hand out good candy. Because once the zombie apocalypse comes? You're gonna want to raid their houses first. 021
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 8hWas gonna makeva Casey Kasem/ Delilah joke. 010
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 9hThis is also the time of year where I have to admit that I REALLY like circus peanuts. 010
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 9hWell, I mean you're probably beyond repair. So I say screw it and enjoy your candy wax abomination. You're going to hell anyways. 110
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 9hI mean... i got nothing. 011
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 9hGoing to game 5 in Cleveland 111
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 10hWe built this city on rock and roll Yeah, you probably should've hired some engineers and architects. 021
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 10hSox trying to salvage a win here. Not looking good. 110
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 10hIf I had a time machine you would know. 010
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 10hSomeone walked up to the bar and asked if they had a spoon. For soup. I almost jumped out of my chair. How could you NOT have used this opportunity? It's one of the best dumb jokes ever! 031
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 10hThoughts? Leaning towards Apple Crumble or Rice Pudding. 121
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 11hAnd now once again it is that time of year where we get to see for ourselves who the freaks who like candy corn are. Block early, block often. 121
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 11hI'm knee-deep in not having sex. 020
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 11hWhite Sox? Or Cowboys? I find them both delicious. 110
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 11hCowboys just trying to give the Bucs their first win. White Sox actively trying to give Cleveland a shot at a game 5. 011
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 11hI've only ever seen one person shot It was at a McDonald's at like 9 p.m. I was maybe 16 at the time. But the idiot shot himself in the leg trying to pull his gun on someone else. Just heard a really loud *bang* and him yelling "OW IT'S HOT get it out, get it out." We left before the cops arrived 021
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 12hPeople like that are why Pop-Tarts have instructions. 011
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 12hThey have signs for all kinds of stupid stuff. Don't stick a fork in the toaster. Don't eat the desicant that comes in your shoes. Stay on the trails and don't approach wildlife. MLB stadiums don't have signs in the 1st row like "Don't mess with an active ball in play?" 121
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 12hIf I order pasta at a restaurant I don't want sprinkley cheese. I want melty cheese. 011
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 12hThat was one of the best sandwiches I've ever had. 011
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 13hI don't really have a dog in this fight. I just want it to go to a game 5 back in Cleveland. So go Guards! 011
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 13hPitcher change in the top of the 1st? Wow. 011
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 14hThen there was the time I won really big at a casino in Juarez so I got a hotel room there. And somehow ended up in the service elevator at like 4 a.m. I ended up in the casino's kitchen. The staff made me a ham and cheese sandwich. And I sat there and happily ate it while they did prep work. 121
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 14hI'm pretty sure Pete Hegseth's father used to beat the crap out of him his entire childhood. 000
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 14hSlimer is already sexy AF. 000
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 14hAlso the best SNL Jeopardy because Tom Hanks gets his hand stuck in a pickle jar, the dry-cleaning bag... youtu.be/Ch_hoYPPeGc?...youtu.beCelebrity Jeopardy! Kathie Lee, Tom Hanks, Sean Connery, Burt Reynolds - SNLYouTube video by Saturday Night Live 031
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 14hEvery time I hear a newscaster or meteorologist try to pronounce Hurricane Iasias I'm reminded of the SNL Celebrity Jeopardy skit where the final question was "Nonsense Words" Write any nonsense word. Sean Connery wrote "IOISSB" 241
Reposted by Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costumeFuck this timeline 🫘 @anonymousnow.bsky.social · 16hHe needs to take that fucking hat off to 251
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 16hI wouldn't have noticed if you hadn't pointed it out. He was a Major (0-4), now he's a civilian. O-7 and up get scrambled eggs. That is ABSOLUTELY stolen valor bullshit. 151
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 16hI enjoy watching soccer sometimes. But there are like 6,800 teams across 700 different leagues and ain't nobody got time for that. "Who's playing?" "Motorola versus Emirates? Think they're in Spain?" 011
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"Alexa what time is it?" Wait, no. I haven't had one of those things in years. 011
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Cars used to look like this. When did we all just stop having fun? 162
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I do love the idea of some captain on an oil taker in the Persian Gulf being like "damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead" 011
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I mean? I didn't drive up your gas prices. I'm practically a nobody. 221
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 08/10/2026He made his point. Gotta respect that. 011
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 08/10/2026So this was maybe like 4 months ago? I was watching a ballgame and the shortstop made an admittedly lazy throw to first. The 1B guy chastised him about it. The next time the SS got a routine ground ball? That guy absolutely RIFLED off a throw to the first baseman Like HOLY FUCK that was fast! 111
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I certainly hope not 010
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Just gonna stick to liking pics or videos of pets or wildlife or whatever. *pouts*¡ 041
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Why come no can english good? 011
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Padres fans really thoight they had one there 111
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I'm important. *sips beer* 020
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"Guess Who?" Is much funnier when you turn off all your filters. Would this guy get additional screening at TSA? Has she flashed her tits at a bar in Mexico? Has he sent unsolicited dick pics? 031
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Brewers gonna wrap this up tonight. 011
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Was it something I said or something I did? Did my words not come out right? Though I tried not to hurt you Though I tried But I guess that's why they say: Every rose has its thorn Every rose has its thorn youtu.be/j2r2nDhTzO4?...youtu.bePoison - Every Rose Has Its Thorn (Official Music Video)YouTube video by poisonVEVO 011
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I'm more a waterspouts guy myself. 010
Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You don't need to do the whole "allegedly" thing. Let her sue and let's see what discovery proves. Here, watch this: Kimberly Guilfoyle solicited bribes. She's not going to sue me. I dare her to. 160
