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The Thoughts of Chairman Meow. I'm a ten-year old Scottish emigré. Official Cat of the Northern Territory.

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Expat Cat @expatcat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Donald Trump's posts are utterly indistinguishable from those parodying him.
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Expat Cat @expatcat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Found on the Internet
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Expat Cat @expatcat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Never a dull moment in politics edition.cnn.com/2026/09/15/p...
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Kash Patel defends removing bestiality as automatic disqualifier for FBI applicants | CNN Politics
FBI Director Kash Patel’s decision to remove bestiality as an automatic disqualifier for FBI job applicants drew bipartisan disbelief Tuesday after he said the change was intended to protect trafficki...
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm convinced that this is just a big a reason for the tariffs as any (misplaced) economic claims: Tariffs give Trump discretionary power, and he likes being the sort of guy who can use govt power on a whim to impress people (in this case), or in return for other favors.
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Roger ZenAF 🖕🐸🖕 @rogerzenaf.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
When the community note proves that the reason the initial post made him sound like a piece of shit is because he's a bigger piece of shit than the initial post made him out to be.🤷‍♂️
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
"Larry likes his breakfast at 9, brunch at 1030 and lunch at noon with plenty of snacks in between. The rest of the job is a doddle"
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Squeezy John @johnspiers.co.uk · 19/07/2026
Watch how Argentina graciously accept that they were outplayed by a better team in the World Cup Final and applaud their opponents for their efforts. Oh hang on ...
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Argentina can still win if Mike Pence finds the courage!
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Expat Cat @expatcat.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Perhaps Mitch McConnell is merely blinking. #MitchMcConnell
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Expat Cat @expatcat.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
In related news, Belgium is to be forced to pay for Seattle Hospital Burns Unit. #USAvBEL #BELvUSA
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Expat Cat @expatcat.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Wednesday: Nigel Farage appointed as Steward and Bailiff of the Manor of Northstead. Thursday: The Manor burns down under suspicious circumstances.
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Expat Cat @expatcat.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Cometh the hour, cometh the International Space Lord. #Clacton @countbinface.bsky.social
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Expat Cat @expatcat.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Belgium 4-1 United States Australia responds!
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Expat Cat @expatcat.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Tintin and Poirot to be sent to Guantanamo Bay.
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Expat Cat @expatcat.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I can't wait to see who wins next year's FIFA Peace Prize.
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Expat Cat @expatcat.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Is the answer because he has no sense of shame? www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
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Expat Cat @expatcat.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Due to inclement weather, the Trump State Fair relocates to new indoor venue.
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Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool
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Expat Cat @expatcat.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
So, when are we going to see this charming scene, posted by Trump himself?
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
It's the 10th anniversary of the dumbest moment in modern British history so let's celebrate some of the idiots who made it happen. First up ... Jacob Rees-Mogg and his promise of cheap food and wine... In fact food prices have increased some 12% as a direct result of Brexit (LSE) 1/5



Brexit will REDUCE food,
wine and clothes costs
by 20% - Rees-Mogg
fires back at Remainers
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Expat Cat @expatcat.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Make Algae Grow Again
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Expat Cat @expatcat.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Dated yesterday, but an evergreen headline.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 22/06/2026
lol
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Expat Cat @expatcat.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Advert: "quiet as a whisper at under 40dB". A human whisper is 20dB. This machine is therefore exactly 100 times louder than a whisper.
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Me and a small nugget of love. 🇸🇪♥️🇺🇦 @mnotme.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The extremely rare catcopus.
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Expat Cat @expatcat.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Of course not. The tickets are absurdly overpriced, and almost half the matches are in a country where it is unwise for a visitor to go.
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Expat Cat @expatcat.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Jessica Tarlov receives journalist's top accolade.
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Expat Cat @expatcat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Down with this sort of thing.
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Expat Cat @expatcat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Trump healthcare plan finally unveiled
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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
OK, now do bribes.
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Expat Cat @expatcat.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
She looks nothing like him.
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Expat Cat @expatcat.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The principal sufferer of Trump Derangement Syndrome appears to be Mr Trump himself.
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Expat Cat @expatcat.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Trump has derided the two Royal Navy carriers as 'old'. They are both newer than any carrier in US service.
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Expat Cat @expatcat.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
But first, here is the economic news. UNEMPLOYMENT UP
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 02/04/2026
Pam Bondi proves that for Trump, you can't debase yourself enough.
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Pam Bondi proves that for Trump, you can't debase yourself enough
The fierce loyalist committed herself to Trumpian theatrics—and lost the job anyway.
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Expat Cat @expatcat.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
So, ALEX JONES, of all people, says of Trump: "His brain’s not doing too hot"
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Expat Cat @expatcat.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The rotating gold statue of President-for-Life Saparmyrat Nyýazow in Ashgabat, Turkmenistan, back when the United States used to laugh at such things:
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Expat Cat @expatcat.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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Expat Cat @expatcat.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Feelin' lazy today
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Expat Cat @expatcat.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Still no hospital ship in Greenland?
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Expat Cat @expatcat.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I really suspect this is not true but I'm reposting it for the last comment.
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Expat Cat @expatcat.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Two PDSA Gold Medals are due.
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Expat Cat @expatcat.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
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The Bear @bearlypolitics.co.uk · 19/03/2026
Pete DUI Hegseth, the US Secretary of “War” has insisted that we all instantly prostrate ourselves and say “thank you” to Donald J. Trump. Fine. Here it fucking is.
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Dear Donald Trump: Thank You for Everything (Truly)
A thank you letter for fuel poverty, rising mortgages, and the economic consequences now landing at your front door.
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Expat Cat @expatcat.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Important reading for everyone
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Skye @simplyskye.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Buttigieg: “Trump thought he could get a better deal than Obama did — he failed to get a better deal & he launched a war without planning, without being ready for even some of the most basic things — the military advised him that the Straits of Hormuz would be closed — this is clearly amateur hour”
Pete Buttigieg speaks to reporters. (Photo by Anna Moneymaker/Getty Images)
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Perfect
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Expat Cat @expatcat.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Does anyone know if that hospital ship's reached Greenland yet?
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