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NOT GREAT, BOB

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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
wait I knew platner had a nazi tattoo and was a mercenary but he was also stationed at abu ghraib and the leftists ignored it? what the FUCK that’s like taylor swift getting a pass from her fans for her longtime bodyguard being IDF but somehow way worse
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
two things are correct in hindsight: 1) the only sin Bluesky committed was infighting about who hates the nazi tattoo guy more, and 2) referring to Platner as the “Nazi Tattoo Guy” aged very well
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
sadposting in 2106: “ugh if I could just live in a little city apartment in 2025 with a couple of roommates, as much tap water as I can drink, making money by driving people around in my car all day, my life would be perfect. imagine getting to go outside all summer. they had it so good”
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
the second you realize Sinners is a musical instead of a horror movie it becomes one of the best films of the decade but you have to realize it
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
the biggest problem and greatest power of social media feeds is that it makes people assume the rest of the internet is seeing roughly the same feed as they are, because their feed is of course a representative microcosm of reality
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
it’s funny how when you open bluesky for the first time in 6 months they give you a bunch of posts of people eating soup and making sourdough as if that’s why you logged in
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
remembering that time a bunch of Stalin/Mao simps told me the Trump USAID deaths “don’t count.” yeah of course you’d fucking say that
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
It’s amazing how much easier it is to write when you’re getting paid to do it full-time. there’s no guilt! you’re not abandoning your responsibilities because it’s literally your job it’s incredible
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
It’s neat how one day a year everyone in America attempts to cook the exact same multi course meal, we should have more of those there should be a day in august where millions of Americans attempt to make a chicken pot pie from scratch
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I like how America has collectively decided that Mad Men is a Thanksgiving show
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
left NIMBYs keep saying “YIMBYism is bad because it won’t actually improve the housing market!!” but I’ve never seen an actual logical explanation of why building more housing will make things *worse* than they are now
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
wait so some of the people who liked zohran (the guy who said he wanted to build a bunch of housing) are now upset because he is taking steps to build more housing? do I have that right
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I think we should put LED lights on all the buildings in Mississippi just to even the playing field
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
the funniest part of mid-2000s Survivor was all the contestants who had never bothered to watched the show before lol. now it’s season 48 and every single Survivor is a millennial who’s run a Survivor podcast since 2014
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
bluesky should do the country reveal thing. i want to see something
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
as a democrat one thing i hate about democrats is how much worse we are at committing to the bit than republicans. ANY clever rhetorical/political win and dems can’t help immediately revealing the magic trick to brag about it
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
i don’t really even mind the cringiness or oversincerity but sometimes i scroll through this app and realize that if i was ever at a party exclusively populated by people on here i would leave. and that includes myself, if you ever went to a party and it was 100% Mes you would kill yourself
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I used to love to cook and thus became the “MAN??? who LOVES?? to COOK???!???” among any and all vague relatives and then one day i woke up and realized i fucking hated it
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
you may think you’re a tolerant leftist but are you willing to let the normie libs you’ve been trained to hate do exactly what zohran did
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
it’s 2027. zohran mamdani’s New York City is doing better than ever, by every possible metric, due to his unique ability to act pragmatically while charming a wide variety of people. especially wine lib brooklyn dems and People Who Fail Purity Tests. all red triangle leftists have excommunicated him
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Star Wars is crazy because it’s a good movie (it’s good!) but it’s impossible to tell *how* good it actually is because it also just so happens to be tied to the fourth or fifth greatest symphony ever written in the entire history of music
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
if you’re going to complain about Instacart drivers on social media you should first be legally required to tell us how much you tipped them
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
call me a shitlib but i will never excuse a billionaire at the center of a global capitalist child sex trafficking ring because he smiled during a fucking photo op
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
in this thread you will see a bunch of blueskyers disrespectfully shitting on the scientists who’ve toiled for YEARS for no money to solve covid. bskyers are justifying their hatred under the guise of the maga “they” conspiracy
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
ah yes. i’m glad bluesky has finally gotten to the MAGA truth that the COVID researchers are not performing modern miracles, but rather getting rich off the grift, buying lambos on their $55k/year (+ constant republican hate job insecurity) salaries
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
yeah i’m currently fucking pissed about the amount of condescending red triangles who are conveniently forgetting about trump being the center of a literal capitalist billionaire sex trafficking ring and raping hundreds of women and children so they can make their meet cute posts jesus christ
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
the fact that there are more than zero leftists who decided to give trump a vibe pass on the whole pedophile billionaire sex trafficking thing because he smiled at zohran is — jesus fucking christ
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
if you’ve suddenly decided to give trump a vibe pass you’re just maga with a different colored hat
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
if you’re even thinking about “building a populist coalition” with a pedophile rapist, excuse me THE pedophile rapist, what the fuck is wrong with you
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
im sorry is dog zapper talking about trump like he’s a fucking college football recruiter how are you guys this stupid
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
donald trump might be a fascist pedophile who raped children in a billionaire sex trafficking ring but it’s all forgiven because he found the mayor of new york city charming in a photo op as a manipulation tactic
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
you can be happy mamdani did his job as mayor without getting all tingly about the idea that it could put a pedophile rapist fascist on your side btw
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
please tell me which “right-wing cheney policy” kamala harris folded on and endorsed in exchange for liz cheney being there at 2 campaign events. go ahead
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
if a cheney endorses kamala harris that MUST mean she’s EVIL but when the most evil man in america, a literal rapist pedophile who’s dismantling democracy for the billionaire class charms zohran…
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
ah yes. donald trump, the notorious anti-billionaire president
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
how is it even possible for the leftist “immune to propaganda” cohort to be this easily conned by an evil dictator - oh wait. oh that’s right. you guys love stalin
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
very interested to see where bluesky lands on Avatar 3
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
got a whole bus to myself today. fuck yeah. this is the future liberals want
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
oh my god. how is it even possible to be so terminally online your head is this far up your ass
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I know it’s supposed to be Oregon USC hate week but I’m not gonna lie I quite like Oregon. Eugene is one of the most pleasant places on Earth. Great people, beautiful, had a REALLY good pizza there. with that said beating them at Nike Stadium would be incredible
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
using up all my AMC reservations a whole month in advance to see Avatar 3 over and over
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
we should pass a law where if you’re assuming stuff to complain about Chris Nolan’s The Odyssey based on a handful of set photos and you wind up being wrong when the actual movie comes out you’re not allowed to post anything ever again
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
why does king miller not have a scholarship yet that’s retroactive and covers this whole year
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
i’ve seen a thousand pluribus episode 3 predictions in the last few days but none of them came close to what happened. that’s the best possible feeling as a writer
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Pluribus has already solved every problem I had with season 1 of better call saul. just an incredible show. i have never had to work less to pay attention
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
went to see predator badlands by myself in the middle of the day but i didn’t realize it was the one where they shake the chairs so i was just sitting there like
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
apple tv is on a generational tear. you can open the app and put on basically any one of their top shows at random and nearly all of the time it’s incredible
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Maybe Zohran Mamdani is giving me a tiny glimmer of hope about life, the world, and everything?
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NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
this is going to get me killed on here but i’ve always loved having gavin newsom as my governor and i would vote for him for President in a second. no hesitation
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