NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 07/07/2026we’re too tired to care about this shit man, being worried that partiful is spying on you is like being worried about microplastics in a ball pit some other kid just threw up in 000
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 07/07/2026on the other hand, who among us *wouldn’t* fuck over a company they were hired at two weeks ago in order to make fifty six million dollars 030
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 07/07/2026the venn diagram of “democrats who bullied mamdani and then platformed platner” is two circles. that was some tankie shit 110
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 07/07/2026like did she just not care or was she so caught up defending the nazi tattoo thing that she forgot 120
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 07/07/2026this is such a crazy screenshot. the hypocrisy contained within a single phone screen is so crystal clear it’s wild. I never thought I’d see someone defend an accused rapist with “I believe E Jean Carroll and Christine Blasey Ford” in their bio 130
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 07/07/2026you know you could just not say anything instead of defending a potential rapist, right like there is an option to just not say anything if you think the nazi tattoo guy is being framed by two women 1160
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 07/07/2026so your argument to defend a candidate accused of rape is to bring up the world’s most notorious pedophile who’s at the center of a global billionaire sex trafficking ring? walk us through that logic 1140
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 07/07/2026who is “they” exactly. like when you say “they” who are you talking about, the people who supported his nazi tattoo phase or 100
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 07/07/2026“not judging the accusations against platner” yeah buddy maybe you should “noooo let’s not judge the nazi tattoo guy” is the entire fucking problem. that is how we got here 000
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 07/07/2026so your proof that people change is the worst president in history who has never, in his life, changed? just apologize if you supported him and move on, it’s not complicated 100
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 07/07/2026also: “don’t keep giving the nazi tattoo guy second chances” 110
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 07/07/2026the defense is always “i don’t want to not make money on my rape commentary video” 000
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 07/07/2026the reason democrats don’t have project 2026 is because we’re not fascists 100
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 07/07/2026true. not on here though, leftists and liberals were angrily accusing everyone else of being platner supporters when the nazi tattoo dropped i just stopped reading anything about him when the tattoo came out, fuck that guy. i just am blown away by the moral hypocrisy 010
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 07/07/2026tbh bluesky is the only collection of people on social media who got it right with 98% accuracy. the bluesky fights about Platner were liberals vs leftists arguing over who was less offended by the tattoo but leftists don’t get to accuse hillary voters of being murder lovers and then pull this shit 000
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 07/07/2026he had a NAZI TATTOO. he was a mercenary. he was stationed at fucking abu ghraib. he is everything leftists claim to loathe about America, all of it, and they anointed him while screaming at us from a moral high horse. don’t blame this on “everyone.” it’s the most hypocritical shit i’ve ever seen 100
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 07/07/2026search “trump” on this rabbit’s profile 100
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 07/07/2026by “somehow way worse” i mean obviously, a thousand times worse because taylor swift’s bodyguard was not running for elected office. also i’ve never understood how swifties just swept that one that under the rug but seriously nazi tattoo guy? jesus christ 000
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 07/07/2026wait I knew platner had a nazi tattoo and was a mercenary but he was also stationed at abu ghraib and the leftists ignored it? what the FUCK that’s like taylor swift getting a pass from her fans for her longtime bodyguard being IDF but somehow way worse 220
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 07/07/2026two things are correct in hindsight: 1) the only sin Bluesky committed was infighting about who hates the nazi tattoo guy more, and 2) referring to Platner as the “Nazi Tattoo Guy” aged very well 000
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 08/04/2026sadposting in 2106: “ugh if I could just live in a little city apartment in 2025 with a couple of roommates, as much tap water as I can drink, making money by driving people around in my car all day, my life would be perfect. imagine getting to go outside all summer. they had it so good” 053
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 14/03/2026If this was 16 years ago I could write a killer 7500 word essay for the AV club about how “meeting expectations” has superseded “is it good” in the social media era 000
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 14/03/2026the second you realize Sinners is a musical instead of a horror movie it becomes one of the best films of the decade but you have to realize it 100
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 03/03/2026the biggest problem and greatest power of social media feeds is that it makes people assume the rest of the internet is seeing roughly the same feed as they are, because their feed is of course a representative microcosm of reality 020
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 24/02/2026it’s funny how when you open bluesky for the first time in 6 months they give you a bunch of posts of people eating soup and making sourdough as if that’s why you logged in 010
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 13/02/2026remembering that time a bunch of Stalin/Mao simps told me the Trump USAID deaths “don’t count.” yeah of course you’d fucking say that 000
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 22/01/2026It’s amazing how much easier it is to write when you’re getting paid to do it full-time. there’s no guilt! you’re not abandoning your responsibilities because it’s literally your job it’s incredible 010
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 08/12/2025this is all so funny. notre dame benefits more from coddled brand bias than any other team without a crimson A, then the one (1) time they don’t get treated like royalty they throw a tantrum, quit, and try to pull a “you know how rich my dad is?” with the ACC while acting like condescending pricks 110
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 01/12/2025everyone’s treating this like it was a second grade opinion paper and ignoring the “article response” part which was the whole assignment. we don’t even know what the article was! the reason why is because she didn’t fucking bring it up 120
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 01/12/2025the idea that she wrote some brilliant pro-god rebuttal and was unfairly punished for dunking on her professor is bullshit and you know it. look at the teacher’s response, which is kind (despite being called a demon) but firm and clear. are colleges now so pathetic they can’t even fail bad papers? 220
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 01/12/20251A doesn’t cover failing a homework assignment… the assignment was a 650 word response to an assigned article demonstrating that you read it and can think critically. she gave zero indication she did either. barely even mentions the article and no article analysis 330
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 28/11/2025It’s neat how one day a year everyone in America attempts to cook the exact same multi course meal, we should have more of those there should be a day in august where millions of Americans attempt to make a chicken pot pie from scratch 020
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 27/11/2025this made me wonder how many people read Brave New World and thought “damn I wish I could take soma and be assigned to a caste, shit sounds pretty sweet tbh” 200
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 27/11/2025China’s way ahead on pretty much all technology that’s powered by the sun, they’re also in their Breakable Car Gimmick phase which is pretty funny. But if their battery tech engineers and Toyota’s reliability engineers ever made a car together it would pretty much be game over for the world 0131
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 27/11/2025I like how America has collectively decided that Mad Men is a Thanksgiving show 020
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 26/11/2025you’d think NIMBYs would be thrilled at the idea of testing out the hypothesis either you get to angrily brag about being correct OR if you’re wrong, that means building did work! and a bunch more people have places to live! if you’re a left NIMBY isn’t being wrong kinda the best possible result 020
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 26/11/2025We’re already restricting building and it’s not working, so why not just try it? what is so evil? if the result is either “a bunch more people have places to live” or “nothing gets better and some people I don’t like get richer,” that’s a very easy risk/reward decision?? we should obviously try it 110
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 26/11/2025left NIMBYs keep saying “YIMBYism is bad because it won’t actually improve the housing market!!” but I’ve never seen an actual logical explanation of why building more housing will make things *worse* than they are now 251
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 26/11/2025wait so some of the people who liked zohran (the guy who said he wanted to build a bunch of housing) are now upset because he is taking steps to build more housing? do I have that right 030
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 26/11/2025what’s that saying about news headlines like “every headline that poses a question can be answered with the word ‘no’” 1140
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 26/11/2025I think we should put LED lights on all the buildings in Mississippi just to even the playing field 010
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 25/11/2025tbh it’s nice and very bluesky but not in a bad way 100
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 25/11/2025the funniest part of mid-2000s Survivor was all the contestants who had never bothered to watched the show before lol. now it’s season 48 and every single Survivor is a millennial who’s run a Survivor podcast since 2014 000
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 25/11/2025nice to see twitter scud has seeped its way in here 220
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 25/11/2025ah yes. sodium intake hall monitoring on bluesky is what it means to be an “Independent thinker, attempt to see larger picture of events & why of things” 010
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 25/11/2025yep i’ve been there. which is why one of the rare standup bits that’s permanently seared into my brain is from Amy Schumer of all people, when she said “you know how people say ‘oh my god i was so busy i forgot to eat lunch?’ that has literally never happened to me” 120
NOT GREAT, BOB @existentialistist.bsky.social · 25/11/2025every time i consider getting grocery store krispy kreme i think about how the last time I had them I was 11 years old and if I ever have one as an adult it will invariably ruin the memory lol 010
