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Absurd Existentialist

@existentialistgod.bsky.social
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You may not believe in purpose, but purpose believes in you. As an existentialist, it's against my religion to recognize anything that works against the existence of humanity as human. You should consider joining us.

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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 9h
San Diego is Spanish for Trump's neck.
A whale's vagina
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 9h
It's actually named after a whale's vagina.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"All children under 16 years old are now 16 years old" sounds like Trump's solution to pedophilia.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Trump has daddy issues.
Susan Dell accepting position with the Trump administration.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's so weird that Google changed the name of Mar-a-lago.
Google helping Iran identify places we don't need.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The future of AI is here!
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just to prove he want wrong, Trump has renamed it the Gulf of Unites.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Senator Schmitt: Are you and your wife stuck in a dull, suburban marriage, unaware that you are each assassins working for competing agencies, leading to you trying to kill each other. Jack Smith: No, that was Mr. & Mrs... Wait, what? (ducks as a bullet narrowly misses his head)
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We are now in the Parks and Rec phase of our transition to Idiocracy.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Here's a Venn diagram that might help.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Eddie & The Cruisers will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
Because Eddie is dead!
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Trump promises you $5,000 and that he'll stand up to the Terminators for you... as soon as he figures out how to stand up.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That stuff may be waterproof, but apparently not booger proof.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Democrats should sell that on a jacket.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
SPOILER ALERT: It's dysentery.
It's the 13th century. What did you expect?
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Are you kidding me? Ironman's dead! Does anything mean anything anymore?!
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If only we had elected Kamala!
Trump killed Dolly.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
There's only one way to properly serve Doritos.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If there's anyone who deserves to know, it's your sheets.
It's only fair to give them warning.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I can't believe I live in a reality where Scott Peterson is embarrassed to look like Dean Cain.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How am I just now learning about #BrownSky? Where people post pictures of their stool samples and everyone guesses what they're suffering from.
Picture from the latest episode of "WHAT'S... AILING... ME?!"
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Send in more aircraft carriers is the kind of solutions-oriented thinking I've come to expect from this administration.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I mean, how "explosive"can diarrhea actually get, really? Me having salad for lunch...
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Knock, knock. Who's there? Trump's app.
Trump's app who?
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
We already have a Moon!
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
That can only mean one thing!
Blind man disappointed all the pizza is gone.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Imagine seeing this walking down the street. Now imagine it's a real job.
Official gear of the Republican party. Get yours today at NAMBLA.com!
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Here's a better picture of Comic Heroes because the details in the line work deserved a better showing. Not necessarily my favorite storyline, but one of my favorite examples of his work. Rugster's rug was just beautiful.
The Worst Comic Book Heroes That Never Existed by Micheal Kupperman
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Picasso Underground by Michael KuppermanThe Worst Comic Book Heroes That Never Existed by Michael Kupperman
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
And my favorite other ones
The Big Party pg2 by Michael KuppermanNarcotics Murders pg1 by Michael KuppermanA Love Set to Music pg1 by Michael KuppermanThe End (last page of Snake N' Bacon's Cartoon Cabaret) by Michael Kupperman
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Here are my Cousin Grandpas.
Cousin Grandpa's Moon Ladder by Michael KuppermanCousin Grandpa Home Masque by Michael KuppermanCousin Grandpa Meets The Wolfman by Michael Kupperman
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
It's a solid bit.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I honestly don't know what's so political about this?
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I gotta say, eating salad has really helped with my weight loss a lot faster than I expected.
The Cyclospora Diet
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Days like this, I could really go for Starbucks' new Pizza Frappuccino.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Even a dead clock is right twice a day.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It's heartwarming to see Lindsey Graham reunited with his soul.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Donald Trump buying a car from Iran...
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Just look at how much Trump has increased traffic through Hormuz since the Iran war began.
Trump's increase in oil shipments. Do NOT look at any other time.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
When you think you're the Incredible Hulk, but you're really just Shrek.
The Credible Shrek
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Finally getting to check out the new Reflecting Pool. It's nice seeing a President try to return things to nature.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
What we need to do is put burner phones on guns and then they'll let anyone buy them.
You need more ID to buy a phone than a gun
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
You already know it's coming, so it's pregret, but you do it anyways.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
You can't make me wear a helmet. Oink, oink, pig!
Commuters risking their lives.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Is this the face of a man who would rape a child?
The face of a child rapist
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I want a sequel where Katlyn Jenner and Angel Reese cross the country on a crime spree doing story time at local libraries.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I would watch that.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
That's impossible!
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I like to think Old Whaley is still out there somewhere traveling the cosmos, solving mysteries or maybe just layin' pipe.
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