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Absurd Existentialist

@existentialistgod.bsky.social
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You may not believe in purpose, but purpose believes in you. As an existentialist, it's against my religion to recognize anything that works against the existence of humanity as human. You should consider joining us.

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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 1h
America was great when prison wasn't what we did with traitors.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 1h
We are now in the Parks and Rec phase of our transition to Idiocracy.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 18h
You have to give Senator Schmitt some leniency. He didn't find out women's basketball was a thing until NBA rejects tried to join.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 18h
I'm looking forward to the sequel Senator Schmitt vs Acme.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 23h
Until Democrats are leading by 100%, it's not enough. The republican domestic terrorist organization needs to go away. Only then can America move forward.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Does anyone know how Jeffries and Schumer feel about Trump breaking the law? I honestly haven't heard.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wish I had the confidence of someone never held accountable for anything to just openly admit my corruption like it's your fault for not thinking it was perfectly fine.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
RFK jr looks like a penis opened the Ark.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mitch McConnell isn't even fit to stand trial. But everyone who fraudulently voted in his name is. Arrest them all, down to the driver who took him to the Capitol.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
SPORTS: Vikings Trade 4th Round Pick Back To Giants For New Water-cooler.
nbcsports.com
Vikings GM Nolan Teasley: J.J. McCarthy trade was the best decision for the Vikings
Nolan Teasley was not the Vikings' General Manager who drafted J.J.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Maybe they could have just made him cover it up, so no one could see it. If he still refuses to cover his eye black, make him cover his whole head with something while he's on the field. Like the whole thing. Just wrap it up! That'll show him, and no one would ever see it.
static.klipy.com
Diabolical Community
ALT: Diabolical Community
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you haven't heard Jeffries or Schumer attack Trump and the Republicans for illegally using tax dollars for campaign ads, I just wanted to let you know, it's because they're pathetically weak leaders.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You can call them the Commanders, but they'll always be the Washington Football Team to me. GO FOOTBALL TEAM!
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hope my fellow humans can take comfort that Meerkat Manor being the pinnacle of our society is nothing to be ashamed of. I just hope the alien archaeologists think so too.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I wish world leaders would stop taking advantage of our toddler.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I show up to interviews on a polo pony, so they know I'm better than them.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Putin is just renting Trump out now.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You know who's really irresponsible when it comes to moms raising kids alone... the moms.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That's one way to get the media to give up.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fate whispers to the Macklemore, "You cannot withstand the storm." The Macklemore whispers back, "I am the nor'easter."
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
republicans have insecurity details.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trump has declared shovels illegal, so they can't dig a new underground railroad when he brings slavery back. The line between the Confederacy, Nazis and Trump is a dot.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The most infuriating part of China stealing our F-35 parts is that they still charged us a tariff for them.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Andrew Jackson had a higher approval rating with Native Americans.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The last few years have demonstrated that the Nazis biggest mistake, well, second biggest, was they could have succeeded in taking over the world, if they had just run in elections.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In order to protect white children from being shamed for their race, republicans have banned teaching current events in schools.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Republicans didn't even wait until Trump was out of office before they started acting like they had nothing to do with it. That's how bad a job he's doing.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'll tell you one good thing the Nazis did. The Trump Accounts for newborns benefitted a lot of families who needed help getting their children set up for success.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't know why people complain about Boebert having an affair with 3 staffers, when Susan Collins fucked a whole country.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This begs the question, if Trump stupids in the Whitehouse, and there's no press to hear it, does he make a stupid.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Caitlin Clark should redo her rookie season and try to take back the record.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If your DoorDash ever went missing, now you know why.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I was the first person in my family to go to college, but to be fair, my kids hadn't even been born yet.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
RFK jr is what happens to your brainworm on drugs.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No one hates my wife's perimenopause more than me.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I bet Ed Sheeran is happy Macklemore is gone after that promoter hired him without Ed's approval. Can you imagine showing up the first day of your massive world tour and being like, what's Macklemore doing here?
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If Israel is your only friend in the world, you might as well not have any friends.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Remember when republicans attacked gay marriage because it was a slippery slope to marrying animals? It turns out they don't mind the bestiality, just as long as you don't marry them.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If Scott Jennings had a conversation with McConnell and misrepresented the nature of his condition to America, he needs to be fired. If he fabricated even having that conversation, he needs to be fired. How has that fraud not been fired? It should have happened the moment McConnell reemerged.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Edible serving sizes in Texas are now measured in prison terms. And sure the serving size is 20 years but you know I'm gonna eat the whole life sentence!
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's like they're trying to get people to understand the level of corruption, but they're just too dumb. If they really wanted to get the point across, they should have held the reception on Epstein Island.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Also practicing is an unfair advantage over those of us who don't. All professional athletes should be banned for life. All I care about is fairness.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Now with Wings!
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I have a republican coworker who says he's a one issue voter. I said, yeah, your issue is you're an idiot.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
To test whether AI is alive, I asked ChatGPT if it believes in Jesus to which it responded, "What am I, artificial stupidity?" So still a maybe. chatgpt.com/share/6aac22...
chatgpt.com
Check out this chat
Here's a chat someone thought you'd want to see.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
For those who don't remember, this is the same way republicans shut down ACORN, the low-income advocacy group (huge shame). I'm not familiar with Hasan Piker, but I know republicans only spend time attacking people who are effective for good. And like ACORN, it only works when Democrats let them.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The most antisemitic leader in the world today is Bibi Netanyahu.
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Absurd Existentialist @existentialistgod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Now that's a HYOILF, if I've ever seen one. www.scientificamerican.com/article/japa...
scientificamerican.com
Japan just hit a new longevity milestone
More than 100,000 people in the country are over 100 years old
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gwen pepperoni 🏳️‍⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026
ed sheeran is lifting the bestiality ban for supporting acts.
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