Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 29/09/2026The worst part about remote work is how brutal it is to do comedy bits when everyone has their mics muted and you can't see their reactions. For the sake of the needy comedians at your job, please unmute your mic and throw in some pity laughs. Thank you for your attention to this important matter. 713312
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 28/09/2026Schopenhauer: is the Glass Half Empty? existentialcomics.com/comic/674existentialcomics.comSchopenhauer: is the Glass Half Empty?A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes 612023
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 23/09/2026I think it is beautiful to imagine that the Whore of Babylon could have been originally inspired by a specific person. Can you imagine fucking so many people that you spook Christians for 2000+ years? Absolute Legend. 1019211
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 21/09/2026Batman vs The Trolley Problem - existentialcomics.com/comic/673existentialcomics.comBatman vs The Trolley ProblemA philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes 1017934
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 17/09/2026Yeah and I hate to criticize him, but he really should've dressed in a tanooki suit or something. 1171
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 17/09/2026Controversial opinion but I think it's about time that someone exposes themselves to radiation, dresses up in some kind of animal themed outfit, develops a theme song for themselves, and actually does something about the billionaires who are ruining the world. 721029
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 17/09/2026It's funny how AI tech bros are all like "soon AI will be able to perform all human labor" and the next sentence is never something like "and that's why we can easily move to a 32 hour work week now." 225253
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 14/09/2026Philosophy vs a Huge Angry Bull existentialcomics.com/comic/672existentialcomics.comPhilosophy vs a Huge Angry BullA philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes 513831
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 11/09/2026'72 Dolphins can crack the champagne, the Rams aren't going undefeated this year... 2390
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 07/09/2026The Horny Universe Theory - existentialcomics.com/comic/671existentialcomics.comThe Horny Universe TheoryA philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes 713542
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 31/08/2026cool cool. hey quick question though, if you were writing a sci fi about an ultra intelligence computer that made human intelligence obsolete, would it know that Saturday is next to Sunday? Or would it mindlessly agree that you can workout two days in a row with "48 hours rest" between workouts. 0150
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 31/08/2026What's funny is that when I last checked if it could solve this, around a year ago, I had to prime it before suggesting 4 days a week myself. This time it straight up suggested 4 days a week itself. And for those unacquainted with the greatest documentary history: www.youtube.com/watch?v=eECj...youtube.comTHE DUMBEST BOY ALIVE. PRETTY GOOD, EPISODE SIX.YouTube video by Jon Bois 0483
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 31/08/2026AI executives are saying we are approaching the singularity, but AI still can not solve the "dumbest boy alive" problem, i.e. knowing that Saturday is next to Sunday, i.e. the dumbest argument in the history of the internet as outlined by @jonbois.bsky.social So yeah I think we are safe for now. 814619
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 31/08/2026This is an important point that people often want to not talk about. Using the observation and rationality Aristotle could have been justified in such a belief. In fact, Russell thought Africans were inferior for similar reasons early on, but later changed his mind when presented with more evidence. 050
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 31/08/2026The Case of Aristotle and Women's Teeth existentialcomics.com/comic/670existentialcomics.comThe Case of Aristotle and Women's TeethA philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes 89722
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 26/08/2026It sucks that Viking explorers never made it all the way to South America, because I feel like they would have loved to dare each other to eat really hot chili peppers for a laugh. 11307
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 24/08/2026Aliens Explain How Things Really Work existentialcomics.com/comic/669existentialcomics.comAliens Explain How Things Really WorkA philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes 811521
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 21/08/2026Protip: if at any point in your life you cohabitated with a raccoon, bring it up as early and often as possible. 31135
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 21/08/2026The maddest I ever got at a coworker was when this guy who I worked with for years suddenly brought up that he grew up with a pet raccoon. My dude....why did you not bring this up earlier?? This whole time we should have been talking about your raccoon's shenanigans, instead of emails and meetings. 421621
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 17/08/2026I love how they make predictions like 5 years out. It takes 5 years minimum to build a large bridge these days, and they think they are going to have whole ass factories on the moon, when they can't even land on the moon yet? They couldn't even make an AAA video game ABOUT moon factories that fast. 2473
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 17/08/2026Socratic Religion existentialcomics.com/comic/668existentialcomics.comSocratic ReligionA philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes 613838
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 13/08/2026Was watching a space video and they dude was like "one light year is about 9 trillion kilometers." And then he goes on to say "or around 6 trillion miles". Okay thanks my dude, my American mind was having a hard time visualizing that in kilometers, but now I got it. How many football fields though? 1014612
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 12/08/2026Nah I said the atmosphere of "Wild West" stupidity. Today the stupidity is organized, directed, co-opted, concentrated, reinforced, amplified by algorithms, harnessed by corporations, etc. Back then it was just pure, unfiltered thoughts from some dumbass across the world. Much better. 1100
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 12/08/2026Today, someone would just point out that Mike Tyson was a 220 lb World Champion, and Bruce Lee was a 120 lb actor, and they would get more votes and that would end the argument. Back then no one could tell who was winning the argument, so it could carry on forever. 41312
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 12/08/2026One thing that was great about those old forums was that there were no votes, so no one could tell just much of a moron everyone else thought they were. Really creates a Wild West atmosphere of stupidity that is missing today. 61552
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 12/08/2026If any young people want to know what the early Internet was like, it was mostly visiting random website about stuff like Why Ninjas Are So Awesome, and getting into 68 day long arguments on their forum with some guy named shaolin_master69 about whether Bruce Lee could have beat up Mike Tyson. 1223226
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 10/08/2026Mirror Mirror on the Wall existentialcomics.com/comic/667existentialcomics.comMirror Mirror on the WallA philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes 612932
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 08/08/2026WOW. People on this platform actually shilling for God's lazy game design, which results in us never getting to visit the Andromeda Galaxy. 4411
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 08/08/2026Does anyone else hate the Speed of Light? It's so lame. We can never zip around and visit a million planets just because of some stupid hardcoded limit that they arbitrarily put in because the devs refuse to optimize their engine to handle faster travel. 2723028
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 04/08/2026Until we overthrow the shackles of capitalism, mankind is doomed to continue to remake Spiderman movies until the sun at last envelops the earth and ends our suffering. 2140884
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 03/08/2026Cinderella's Dilemma - existentialcomics.com/comic/666existentialcomics.comCinderella's DilemmaA philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes 1316447
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 02/08/2026Do you think Kierkegaard had a "cheat day" for existential despair? Like, a day where he would just go around and enjoy his life. 1327043
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 27/07/2026The Postmodernist Side of the Force existentialcomics.com/comic/665existentialcomics.comThe Postmodernist Side of the ForceA philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes 714648
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 24/07/2026Zero percent of people reading the Odyssey were picturing Matt fucking Damon in their mind's eye. Zero. Not going to watch three hours of that shit. 61256
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 24/07/2026What I hate about all the Odyssey discourse is that it has left very little room for the people who just generally hate Matt Damon and aren't going to watch another one of his stupid movies. 61618
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 24/07/2026Also, that's a fucking image? I know they do after effects on those images but man, so many of these space images are so clear they look like CGI. 4560
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 24/07/2026The core of existential despair is contained within the fact that we only get to live once. Life comes and goes, each minute never to return. And the worst part is, none of our life gets to be lived in the Sombrero Galaxy. 1321027
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 22/07/2026100% in favor of this. I'm sure it will get even BETTER reviews and make even MORE money than Christopher Nolan's version. It will prove once and for all that morons with a computer can create art better than artist. 522722
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 20/07/2026Quintus Sextius Chooses Philosophy existentialcomics.com/comic/664existentialcomics.comQuintus Sextius Chooses PhilosophyA philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes 410521
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 19/07/2026If I were a Spanish player, I would simply not kick it straight at the goalie. 41253
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 19/07/2026If I had a time machine I would go back to England in the 1860s and tell the people first codifying the rules of soccer to make more room in the game for ad breaks. 213815
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 16/07/2026David Attenborough voice: "here we see the indigenous Falklander preparing a tradition meal, known by the locals as "bangers and mash". Meals like this, strange as they may seem to us, have been prepared by his ancestors on these islands for the last dozens of years." 210118
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 16/07/2026I am actually indigenous to my basement, as it was unoccupied before I went down there, I think you'll find. 0150
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 15/07/2026As Albert Einstein wisely said: "I know not what weapons World War III will be fought with, but it's gonna come down to who has more testosterone. Hairy chests will win the next one." 31472
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 15/07/2026Looking forward to World War III, where our roided our alpha males who can all bench 315 get merc'd by 95 lb Chinese drone operators who honed their skills trying to impress their Genshin Impact waifus. 1140181
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 15/07/2026The actual most remarkable thing about the "Hand of God" goal is that Maradona is clearly like two feet shorter than the English goalie and is still out jumping him by a foot. Like, my dude, hand or no hand how is that possible. 6811
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 15/07/2026Anyway the point is basically every company in America for some reason thinks they are Darth Vader and can just do what they want, and the legal system seems to agree with them. 613420
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 15/07/2026They'll never actually tell you what changed either, just link you to the new 45 page document. You had the last one memorized right? I'm sure you can spot the differences. 312115
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 15/07/2026I love how companies will just send you an email like "oh by the way we've changed the terms and conditions. Why? Uh, no reason, we just decided to. Anyway it doesn't really matter what you think, you agree to this now." 720339