Existential Bread Inc. @existential-bread.bsky.social · 07/10/2025GI Joe is short for Gastrointestinal Joseph 000
Existential Bread Inc. @existential-bread.bsky.social · 04/09/2025The feeling of your lungs opening up after using your inhaler is peak, lowkey euphoric. Non-asthmatics don't know what they're missing out on. 🫁 000
Existential Bread Inc. @existential-bread.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Wish JK Rowling would fuck off and go back to talking to the mold in her walls 000
Existential Bread Inc. @existential-bread.bsky.social · 03/08/2025ah good thing I'm a fucking dumbass then 💖✌️ 010
Existential Bread Inc. @existential-bread.bsky.social · 05/06/2025I just think that anesthesiologists should add the scent of fresh-baked cinnamon rolls to the gas they use when they put you under. who wouldn't want to go to sleep smelling fresh-baked cinnamon rolls?? I think this would improve patient outcomes. 010
Reposted by Existential Bread Inc.choplogik @choplogik.bsky.social · 04/06/2025peace out losers im going to Dog World 253388883
Existential Bread Inc. @existential-bread.bsky.social · 27/05/2025How your email finds memedia.tenor.coma person laying on their back on a bouncy castleALT: a person laying on their back on a bouncy castle 010
Reposted by Existential Bread Inc.Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 08/05/2025I heard they even invented “going #4” 12014
Existential Bread Inc. @existential-bread.bsky.social · 07/05/2025in the clurb, we all fam(ished) 000
Existential Bread Inc. @existential-bread.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Samsung making me feel like a boomer rn 110
Reposted by Existential Bread Inc.The Onion @theonion.com · 29/04/2025Woman Reminds Self Not To Catastrophize After Spotting 4 Skeletal Horsemen On Horizontheonion.comWoman Reminds Self Not To Catastrophize After Spotting 4 Skeletal Horsemen On HorizonLOWELL, MA—Doing her best to follow her therapist’s advice for dealing with stressful situations, area woman Holly Debling reportedly reminded herself Tuesday not to catastrophize after she spotted fo... 8067651029
Existential Bread Inc. @existential-bread.bsky.social · 29/04/2025The one and onlymedia.tenor.coma green background with the words based on true events on itALT: a green background with the words based on true events on it 000
Existential Bread Inc. @existential-bread.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Lifetime is literally just Dark Hallmark 251
Existential Bread Inc. @existential-bread.bsky.social · 21/04/2025ngl if I had to meet JD Vance I would probably die too 021
Reposted by Existential Bread Inc.The Onion @theonion.com · 20/04/2025‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...theonion.com‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids FactoryEAST HANOVER, NJ—As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no […] 855884729
Existential Bread Inc. @existential-bread.bsky.social · 14/04/2025If you don't have a toxic family to go on vacation with does White Lotus provide one for you? 000
Existential Bread Inc. @existential-bread.bsky.social · 13/04/2025"neurodivergent? but you were such a normal child" when I was in like 8th grade I wrote a fanfic about my favorite Animorphs character getting diagnosed with lupus 011
Existential Bread Inc. @existential-bread.bsky.social · 05/04/2025I'm sorry you're hurting love 🥺 010
Existential Bread Inc. @existential-bread.bsky.social · 04/04/2025(listening to the filthiest smuttiest smut that ever smutted) hehe he said "nipples" 000
Existential Bread Inc. @existential-bread.bsky.social · 01/04/2025WE'RE WE 👏 HERE FUCK 👏 WE'RE SHIT 👏 QUEER UP 👏 000
Existential Bread Inc. @existential-bread.bsky.social · 23/03/2025(credit: @kymberlyday on insta) 010
Reposted by Existential Bread Inc.ao3 tags @ao3struggles.bsky.social · 21/03/2025the real villian is late stage capitalism 1238591668
Existential Bread Inc. @existential-bread.bsky.social · 14/03/2025also my phone tried to correct Spongebob to spironolactone 000
Existential Bread Inc. @existential-bread.bsky.social · 14/03/2025the episode of Spongebob where he gets so overwhelmed by new work tasks that he forgets his own name and has a complete meltdown is the most relatable thing I've ever seen 100
Existential Bread Inc. @existential-bread.bsky.social · 13/03/2025why you coughing are you sick? 😢 000
Existential Bread Inc. @existential-bread.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Thanks man. Me and my sister used to sing and quote Space Ghost songs all the time and I had them burned onto CDs to show my friends. Those were good times. 010
Existential Bread Inc. @existential-bread.bsky.social · 12/03/2025I do not remember where I heard it but it's my favorite thing to say 010
Existential Bread Inc. @existential-bread.bsky.social · 11/03/2025@amerrill2.bsky.social Hey Andy when I was in middle school I made a stop motion short where a weasel cat toy gets eaten by a sock and then the weasel escapes and they fight, to the Brak "Don't Touch Me" song. I got an A. I wish I still had the file. Anyway thanks for the cool jams. 110
Reposted by Existential Bread Inc.Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 24/02/2025I honestly think it would be hilarious if there was one family on White Lotus that was having just the best time, like we get two miserable storylines and then occasionally cut to this family going “We saw three dolphins!” 05308376
Reposted by Existential Bread Inc.Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 26/02/2025The amount of fruit I can afford in 2025 6543
Existential Bread Inc. @existential-bread.bsky.social · 26/02/2025I don't mean to brag or anything but I'm pretty good at 🪨📃✂️ 010
Existential Bread Inc. @existential-bread.bsky.social · 22/02/2025No joke my favorite Mexican restaurant is in a gas station in a town with less than 700 people 010
Existential Bread Inc. @existential-bread.bsky.social · 11/02/2025The part where you can be a dog that owns the electric utility is a bit far-fetched though 100
Existential Bread Inc. @existential-bread.bsky.social · 11/02/2025I think the most realistic thing about Monopoly is that you can go to jail like 12 times and it won't have any effect on your life as long as you're super rich 100
Existential Bread Inc. @existential-bread.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Oo looks like Musk is gonna be a father (again) 000
Existential Bread Inc. @existential-bread.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Republicans: noooo we can't give special treatment and handouts to minorities it's not fair 😢 Also Republicans: here's another kajillion-dollar tax cut for the wealthiest .01% Daddy loves u 💖😘 011
Existential Bread Inc. @existential-bread.bsky.social · 03/02/2025can I pay in eggsistential bread? 010
