iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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tuck woodstock @tuck.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)

a green square that says "fast food meals. new phenomenon burger taste. $19.90. order via seamless" and in the corner is a non-euclidean cluster of chicken finger.

a very normal 5-star review that says "I would be lost without restaurant. I would like to personally thank you for your outstanding product." - Nina Margaret, CEO apple.

another normal review that says "without food, we would have gone bankrupt by now. thanks food! the service was excellent." John Doe, manager.

an AI image of a pastrami sandwich. not to overuse the word non-euclidean but what else can I say to describe these layers of meat? this one also has some kind of yellow sauce leaking out of the bottom, and another yellow sauce being sensuously drizzled on top. in the lower right corner are baffling tubes that sort of look like if roasted carrots fucked a soft pretzel.

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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Connection management in Fabric is a mess. That entire area needs to be revamped and made modern.

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Jordan @excelmiddleware.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Wonder if the doge edgelords have found this guy yet

Book cover of the "free money from the government" ads from the 90s

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 16/12/2024

Newsletter: Our digital lives are unregulated growth-hacked ecological disasters. The modern tech ecosystem's growth-at-all-costs mindset is actively harming billions of people, pushing them toward authoritarianism for profit. We must fight back. www.wheresyoured.at/never-forgive-them/

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Never Forgive Them

In the last year, I’ve spent about 200,000 words on a kind of personal journey where I’ve tried again and again to work out why everything digital feels so broken, and why it seems to keep getting wor...

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Jordan @excelmiddleware.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Every time I use sempy I find a new way to be delighted #msfabric

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Jordan @excelmiddleware.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

I found a social media app to get away from Ur-Facism but it became a total Eco chamber

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Seth Rosen @sethrosen.me · 15/11/2024

Wait till the Department of Government Efficiency gets into the AWS billing console

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Jordan @excelmiddleware.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Starting a PoC to deploy Fabric artifacts with GitHub Actions. No Deployment Pipelines, using actual DevOps and the Fabric item APIs. Feel like I'm about to run into several large brick walls

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