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blayne the hag

@ewhag.com
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genderqueer halloween trash • indie poet • they/she/any • creator: EW, HAG • eic: @salonsinister.com • bite back: poems ewhag.com/links

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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 22h
this is available to ruin your day and support indie art in one go 🤗 fineprintpress.org/issues-1
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ISSUES — Fine Print Press
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 8h
many of them have learned how to perform anger and being "not like the others," regurgitating stats or slogans they've heard from other genders, so i'm really not interested in what most of them have to say. i'm still honed in on their actions, which are nil.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 20h
I believe fraternity hazing and military hazing and sports team hazing where men abuse each other is acclimating them into a broader culture of abuse where they will then believe it is their right to abuse other more vulnerable people. It’s so insidious. And that’s also why I think men defend it
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 8h
many of them have learned how to perform anger and being "not like the others," regurgitating stats or slogans they've heard from other genders, so i'm really not interested in what most of them have to say. i'm still honed in on their actions, which are nil.
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 30/09/2025
september 30 vs october 1
Still of Geretta Geretta as Rosemary in Demons (1985) raising a red-nailed hand that's holding a lit cigarette to her cheek in concernStill of Geretta Geretta as Rosemary in Demons (1985) in full demon makeup, complete with red eyes and rotting teeth, reaching a dripping hand toward the camera
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 30/09/2025
september 30 vs october 1
Still from Night of the Demons (1988) of Angela standing in her black Halloween gown in the middle of the Halloween party, in a trance as her mouth hangs slightly ajar and blood dribbles outStill from Night of the Demons (1988) of Angela in demon form, face contorted and rotted teeth bared, looking down on the camera before striking
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 9h
wearing my chicest comfiest linens for good luck. might even shave a leg.
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 18/03/2025
An A-frame light stone cottage with a dark roof with the words in yellow "this and free health care" edited over the front steps and shrubbery
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 11/05/2024
can i offer you some toe beans in this trying time
Rorschach the black-and-white cat snoozes with his feet splayed out to show off his paw pads
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 22/03/2025
A blue-gray A-frame house with white trim stands at the end of a brick-lined stone walkway. Edited over the house in yellow are the words: this and telling your father you're disappointed in him
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 27/05/2026
*runs up to you* hold this! *hands you my head* *runs away, headless and happier*
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 28/12/2024
am neurodivergent and delusional. am not naïve. hope this helps.
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 9h
sapphics make everything better
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 10h
rarely see myself on screen in a positive light, but this film is a balm of reassurance and belonging that i'm gonna hold close forever.
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 10h
canceled plans give me life
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 21h
i'm in love i'm in love and i don't care who knows it
Still from Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma of Little Death standing in their plastic white jumpsuit and square mask made to look like closed camera bellows while holding a spear
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 22h
this is available to ruin your day and support indie art in one go 🤗 fineprintpress.org/issues-1
fineprintpress.org
ISSUES — Fine Print Press
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 29/09/2026
tie-dyed bandaids are an excellent use of free will. no regrets.
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 28/09/2026
yes i organized this event which is why i keep ducking into corners and closets to get away from it
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 29/09/2026
work events always highlight how i'm just a weird little guy who wanders loose and doesn't have a group to look busy with
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 16/04/2026
i don't want to hear from you or see your pathetically performative posts about "we've got to be better" and "my god, what harm we've caused." take it to the group chat. jerk off together with it. i couldn't give less of a fuck. you're not serious people. all men. go fucking do something about it.
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 28/09/2026
we don't need to be thanking men for talking about cornell
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 28/09/2026
when "violence is never the answer," it really only applies to anyone who isn't a white cis male. "violence is never the answer" promises violent punishment for anyone who doesn't acquiesce. they understand when and where violence is the only answer, and they're terrified. they should be.
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 28/09/2026
we don't need to be thanking men.
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 28/09/2026
bought some wiffle ball bats to hit trees in the backyard in lieu of a rage room
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 28/09/2026
we don't need to be thanking men for talking about cornell
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 28/09/2026
no one knew my name or phone number last week and now i feel like their mother looking for a bathroom to lock myself in
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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 28/09/2026
Remember that episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer that aired in 1997 where Buffy and Cordelia are invited to a frat party only it turns out that the frat boys worship a penis-shaped demon and offer it a sacrifice of girls to rape every year so that the penis demon blesses them with money and power?
Anyway, that episode came out almost 30 years ago.
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 28/09/2026
yes i organized this event which is why i keep ducking into corners and closets to get away from it
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 28/09/2026
three men get as much done as one of any other gender and you cannot convince me otherwise
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 18/04/2026
see folks spinning the man vs bear thing into us trusting the bear over the man, turning the bear into a pseudo-feminist symbol. the point is that we can't trust either of them. we don't trust either. men saw how untrustworthy the bear was and said, "hold my beer." it's about dignity, not trust.
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Less than 48hrs til J Day Wouldn’t it be soooo funny to buy everything on the YHF wishlist www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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Check out my list on Amazon
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 27/09/2026
getting biopsied on wednesday and the dread is closing in but at least i'll get results the same day 🤞 send good vibes if you can spare them
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 27/09/2026
have you heard the good news??
A person dressed as the grim reaper is interviewed by a local news station on a beach. Over the image are the words DEAD MEN DON'T RAPE
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 27/09/2026
someone took a power sander to the foreheads of the ahs13 cast
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 27/09/2026
getting biopsied on wednesday and the dread is closing in but at least i'll get results the same day 🤞 send good vibes if you can spare them
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 27/09/2026
Still from YMO propaganda of Anju holding a molotov cocktail. Over the image in white are the words IDOLIZING A POLITICIAN IS LIKE BELIEVING THE STRIPPER REALLY LIKES YOU
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 27/09/2026
ya know who's not afraid of sapphic vampires? heh. me.
Still from The Blood-Spattered Bride of Mircalla Karstein holding another woman's hand between her own as she stares into their eyes. Over the image in pink are the words COME INTO MY COFFIN
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 26/09/2026
leslie bibb
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 26/09/2026
thinking about my halloween 2019 trip to sleepy hollow, ny and how perfect its cemetery is. there's nothing else like it, especially in peak season.
An intersection displays a sign in one of the grass corners — Welcome to Historic Sleepy Hollow, Settled in 1640 is displayed on a dark green wood with a pumpkin at its base, which is stoneSleepy Hollow's town square clock is decorated with multicolored mums and a jack-o-lantern atop a body made of corn husksWashington Irving's grave, decorated with hay bales and pumpkinsRows of gravestones over a rolling hill in Sleepy Hollow cemetery, amid multicolored trees and fallen leaves
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 26/09/2026
witch finger: on
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 26/09/2026
this is the best news!! 👻 hope it's a blast!
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Caroline 🥀 @discovision.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
KANSAS CITY THIS IS HAPPENING NEXT SATURDAY OCTOBER 3RD AT THE BOULEVARD DRIVE-IN!
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 26/09/2026
*swallows a sob* this is truly touching thank you
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 26/09/2026
🎃👋💥
Blayne poses with a closed-mouth, closed-eyed smile while seated with an orange pumpkin in their lap. The windows behind them reflect a large fake spider hanging in front of Blayne
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 26/09/2026
"did the lawyer split?" is cinema gold
Still from Thirteen Ghosts (2001) of Ben Moss the lawyer before his untimely demise with his hair gelled back and clad in a dark suit
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 26/09/2026
it has started
Orange biohazard tape and green a spiderweb decorate a tree, which sports a flattened witch made to look like it ran into it
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 26/09/2026
M O O N
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 26/09/2026
some things just make the happy
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