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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞

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He/him Self-published British SF/fantasy pervert! 🚀The Lonely Ship Saga - horny space opera 🌲Path of Lyssa - dark ero-fantasy 🏰Laymen - monstergirl bureaucracy serial EwanStone.uk and #Literotica PFP by noafelixart over on VGen. Absolutely no AI!

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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 13h
Only if it behaved 😆
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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 14h
Wish I knew more Twilight Zone now 😆
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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 17h
Glad to be here, #Octember! Lonely Ship's MCs are often starship intelligences, moving stuff around their ships invisibly but with purpose. Invisible purpose also describes their enigmatic creators, now missing from the galaxy. So I think they'd be employed by a poltergeist!
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Poltergeist Ghost Vacuum Cleaner
Alt: A Vacuum Cleaner rises off the floor like it's floating, and its user starts swatting it back down again.
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Zed Prospero @zprospero.bsky.social · 18h
Have fun! Don't think too hard! We're doing crazy bullshit this month! Would a Wendigo Want a Wonton? A Chupacabra Choose a Chaperone? A Mermaid Marry to Mar a Miscreant? It doesn't need to rhyme! This is *our* mental breakdown, not yours! A card too, if Satchel gets too insufferable! 😅 2/2
#Octember

On this day, the 1st of #Octember

A Day of Great Joy! A Day to Remember!

It came without packages, strings, or a lawyer

Today's Question Is:

What folklore monster would be your MC's employer?

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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Doomscroll your true thoughts. Be in a parasocial relationship with your inner beliefs. Buy the dip & invest in yourself. Commission artwork with a pen & paper, & be the one to draw it. Be your Only Fan.
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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 21h
Love the inclusion of that little memory, even if Jackie doesn't!
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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 22h
Happy October, #LitHodgepodge! I'm Ewan, a high-spice writer of sci-fi and fantasy. I used sex as a metaphor for encountering the unknown, and vice versa, over and over again. My big project is Lonely Ship, a seven-part space opera that is ALMOST finished! I also do shorts! #writingcommunity
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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 22h
Check out Book One here, pay-what-you-want! ewanstone.itch.io/lonely-ship-1
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Near Traverse (The Lonely Ship from the Accord 1) by Ewan Stone
An ancient ship powered by intimacy explores a new galaxy.
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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 22h
A living starship travels the lightless paths between alien worlds... A crew navigates the turbulent waters of interpersonal connection... See what awaits them at the sombre edge of the galaxy in... ...The Lonely Ship Saga. Wednesdays6pmonlyonSYFY. #timetravelauthors #writingcommunity #writesky
Cover for Ewan Stone's Lonely Ship from the Accord, Part One, Near Traverse.
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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 22h
#injury from Far Worlds, Book Three of the Lonely Ship Saga. Uh-oh, spoilers! Marcus has been wounded, and Talyn checks in on him through their mental-digital connection. (Read Lonely Ship here! ewanstone.uk/110-2/) #writingcommunity #WritingPrompts #WIPsnips #spaceopera #erotica #nsfw
[May I speak with you like this?] Her voice, echoing in his mind, was clear and confident. [The chill is making it difficult to expel my voice in a meaningful manner.]
[Of course,] he replied digitally. [It’s no problem at all.] After all, his throat was still a little dry. Speaking with his mind conveniently ignored the aches of his body.
[Thank you. Are you well, Marcus? Your arm injury looks quite severe.]
[It doesn’t hurt that much anymore. And besides, a visitor from the future told me I’m getting a new one fairly soon.]
Since Pyrrha had revealed to him that he would be receiving a comfortable prosthetic in the near future, Marcus had found that the ache in his stump had subsided considerably. As if his body knew there was a time limit on his suffering.
[Robot claw.]
[I am sorry?]
[O-Oh, did I think that out loud?] asked Marcus sheepishly. [It’s nothing, Talyn.]
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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 23h
From Far Worlds, Book Three of the Lonely Ship Saga. 🪐🌶️ Start reading Lonely Ship for free here! 🌶️🪐 ewanstone.uk/110-2/ #scifi #erotica #selfpublish #smutsky #spicybooks #Booksky #NSFWwriting #romancelandia #NSFWsky #skywriters #writingcommunity
“I bet she’s with Rune,” Avalynne said.
“You think so?” Hal asked, standing beside her in the doorway. “I guess they’ve been getting along recently, haven’t they?”
“Exactly. If she’s not in bed and she’s not in engineering, she’ll be hanging with her bestie. So if you want to talk with her, you’d better try-…”
Avalynne stopped short. The flickering lights… Oh my.
“You’d better try… finding her in the morning,” she finished instead. “Since they’re probably asleep by now. And if they aren’t, I bet their current conversation is very much no boys allowed.”
Hal sighed. “You’re right. In the morning. I’ll talk to her in the morning, maybe…”
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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 30/09/2026
🔥🔥
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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 30/09/2026
Knew you'd agree, mate 😆
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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 30/09/2026
A bunch of little tips that live together under the header of 'you probably don't realise that these words aren't necessary.' Stuff like dialogue tags when the tag's value is included in the dialogue. Or mentioning time, urgency and sequencing when the narrative flow does that alone ☺️
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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 30/09/2026
That concludes revisions of Lonely Ship 3, and with it, Season One of the Saga! Still holds up! I love this stupid story. I love spending time here. I have time this afternoon, so I'll be starting Book 4. How could I not? 😃 #writingcommunity
Cover of Far Worlds, Book 3 of Ewan Stone's Lonely Ship Saga.
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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 30/09/2026
#guard from Far Worlds, Book Three of the Lonely Ship Saga. Girls' Night plans go awry when Elm remembers they need someone to watch their prisoner overnight. (Read Lonely Ship here! ewanstone.uk/110-2/) #writingcommunity #WritingPrompts #WIPsnips #spaceopera #erotica #nsfw
Talyn closed her eyes and nodded her head slowly, as if this was a wistful memory. “This shall make our fourth Girls’ Night on Ring City, making it our most common destination for revelry in the entire Forge.”
Frowning, Elm counted off on her fingers. And realising, Talyn cast her a disapproving shake of the head.
“Of course, you still do not remember the third time, Elm. I had to carry you home, so I remember it very clearly.”
“U-Uh, thanks Tal.”
“This sounds very exciting.”
At once, Elm’s mood soured. She breathed out a hot breath through her nose as she leaned around Sera and Talyn to set her sights on their prisoner, who was peeking out of medical with a stupid smile on his dumb face.
“Moron,” she told him. “The clue is in the name. You aren’t fucking invited.”
“A-Ah, right. I did guess that much.” Marcus laughed. “That makes sense. I hope you have a good night out.”
“Any time away from you is good,” she grumbled.
“I’m just checking, though. I’ll be staying here that night, and I’ll be… by myself?”
Elm frowned at him, uncomprehending for a moment. Then, her heart sank.
“You did not consider that one of us would have to remain on guard, did you?” said Talyn.
“Fuck.” Elm gritted her sharp teeth, then pointed a finger at Marcus. “You spoil everything, don’t you?”
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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 30/09/2026
That's really clever!
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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 30/09/2026
From Far Worlds, Book Three of the Lonely Ship Saga. 🪐🌶️ Start reading Lonely Ship for free here! 🌶️🪐 ewanstone.uk/110-2/ #scifi #erotica #selfpublish #smutsky #spicybooks #Booksky #NSFWwriting #romancelandia #NSFWsky #skywriters #writingcommunity
But hidden among the smoggy clouds and burning mountains, tucked away in the dark of the night’s shadow, was a thin strip of brilliant, neon starshine. That strip was the only place on the whole world that was safe from the cataclysmic flare of the sun Corona. Sera had told Marcus that Ring City itself was a tightly bustling urban jungle, rife with parties and cheap food. An unending celebration of life, here on the very edge of demise. The residents and visitors both knew that someday, perhaps in a thousand cycles or perhaps ten million, the rotation of the planet would shift enough to destroy the urban strip and turn all their accomplishments to char on the solar winds. Even so, the people came. Perhaps because of that understanding, it made their joyous cries into the void sound all the more resonant.
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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 29/09/2026
Oof, yikes 😬
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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 29/09/2026
The Lonely Ship Saga is a seven-part space opera that I am presently revising in preparation for its conclusion! In the meantime, you can grab the first book as pay-what-you-want from Itch and Kofi. The rest will get more expensive soon! ewanstone.itch.io/lonely-ship-1 #timetravelauthors
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Near Traverse (The Lonely Ship from the Accord 1) by Ewan Stone
An ancient ship powered by intimacy explores a new galaxy.
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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 29/09/2026
#well from Far Worlds, Book Three of the Lonely Ship Saga. Out on the town, privateer pilot Sera is invited to an arcade by a nice lad. She likes to win. (Read Lonely Ship here! ewanstone.uk/110-2/) #writingcommunity #WritingPrompts #WIPsnips #spaceopera #erotica #nsfw
“I won!”
It was childish of her, she knew that. But Sera did so like to win. She made an attempt at calming herself down but needlessly, as Neu stood to his feet with a wide smile and a demure round of applause. He came around the unit towards her.
“Well done!” he said. “I can hardly believe it, but well done! You must have…”
Drawing close, he leaned around the divider and examined her win-state. Sera could smell the minty shampoo he used in his gorgeous locks.
“Oh, you little devil!” he laughed. “You were right beside me the whole time! Very sneaky!”
Sera felt herself blushing, and the rushing warmth of the heavy effects of her drink. She rested herself down into a seat on the tabletop of the unit, and Neu came to a seat beside her. Close. He liked to be close, her Neu.
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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 29/09/2026
From Far Worlds, Book Three of the Lonely Ship Saga. 🪐🌶️ Start reading Lonely Ship for free here! 🌶️🪐 ewanstone.uk/110-2/ #scifi #erotica #selfpublish #smutsky #spicybooks #Booksky #NSFWwriting #romancelandia #NSFWsky #skywriters #writingcommunity
“Is this an emergency?” Rune asked, raising one brow.
“Oh, I think it is! If I don’t hear how Marcus has been treating you between the sheets, I think I might just die!”
A feline technician happened to be walking by at that moment, and she turned curiously to eavesdrop until she passed them by. Rune blushed fiercely.
“Y-You already know all about that.”
“Do I? Let’s find out.” Therese’s tentacle reached around, tugging Rune closer beside her, and the tip tapped on the glass of the wine bottle with a pleasantly full thunk. “Drink that, and then tell me there’s nothing left for me to discover.”
“A-All of it?”
“Half of it. And who knows.” Therese nuzzled Rune’s hair playfully. “Maybe once I’m properly lubricated with the other half, I’ll let you tease me a bit, too.”
This time, more people were passing by, and they all turned to listen. 
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🔞Zack Prince Books🔞 @esteemedbastard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Birth Month Bundle by Zack Prince
A bundle by Zack Prince, $3.20 for 6 games
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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 28/09/2026
Haha, no, they just get drunk!
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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 28/09/2026
It's a good name 👍
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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 28/09/2026
They have a riot, that's for sure 😆
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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 28/09/2026
Thank you for the sacrifice of your time, learning about plumbing! I hope it came in practical use too 😂
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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 28/09/2026
I should say, the direct continuation of this snip is my pull quote for the day! bsky.app/profile/ewan...
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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 28/09/2026
🔥🔥
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Emma Osborne 🍉 @redscribe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hey pals, I am opening short story critiques for charity again! I’m happy to read something of yours (either a sensitivity read or a story critique) up to 5k words, for a donation of any amount to either Pets of the Homeless or a local shelter near you: www.petsofthehomeless.org.au
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Pets Of The Homeless | Keeping Best Friends Together
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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 28/09/2026
So many cool words ✨
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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 28/09/2026
Gotta be Jordan/Sanderson's Wheel of Time ✨
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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 28/09/2026
Cheers mate, now I'm turned on 😐👍
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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 28/09/2026
This bit rocks 🤘
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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 28/09/2026
From Far Worlds, Book Three of the Lonely Ship Saga. 🪐🌶️ Start reading Lonely Ship for free here! 🌶️🪐 ewanstone.uk/110-2/ #scifi #erotica #selfpublish #smutsky #spicybooks #Booksky #NSFWwriting #romancelandia #NSFWsky #skywriters #writingcommunity
“Not wrong at all, my sweet girl,” Elm grinned as Talyn emerged from engineering and made her way into the group. “In fact, I have a surprise for you both. I’ve gone ahead and booked us in for Ring acceleration the cycle after our arrival.”
“The cycle after?” Sera folded her arms with a frown. “Was that the earliest they had?”
“No, I chose it.”
“So we’re going to just be kicking our heels for the night that we’re…” The dragon trailed off as she caught on to Elm’s ploy, and to the captain’s delight, she lit up like a fresh cig. “No!”
“You got it!” said Elm, standing to her feet. “It’s time for another of Tyrra Elmstrider’s famous Girls’ Nights!”
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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 28/09/2026
#prime from Far Worlds, Book Three of the Lonely Ship Saga. Bounty hunter Elm negotiates a delay on her ship's hyper-speed transit, so she can arrange a night on the town. (Read Lonely Ship here! ewanstone.uk/110-2/) #writingcommunity #WritingPrompts #WIPsnips #spaceopera #erotica #nsfw
an idea struck her. Something to cure her girl of the sighing sadness that had overtaken her. Something to rid her of her need to feel bad for Marcus fucking Albright.
“Hey Ari,” she said. “Ari, my new best friend in the whole world?”
The coordinator laughed along. “Yes Elm, light of my life?”
“What’s prime time the cycle after our arrival looking like?”
“Prime time for plus-four?” he sighed. “Busier than the palace on Almsday. You expecting a delay?”
“No, no. We’ll be there. What about first shift for that cycle?”
“Urgh, you’d give up prime time for a firstie?”
“Humour me.”
Ari hummed. “It’s open. You can have it, if you like.”
“And a discount for freeing up a prime?”
“Don’t push it. Shall I book you in?”
Elm didn’t have to think it through. “Do it.”
“Alright, then. I’ll be seeing you in four cycles, first thing on the first shift.”
“See you then, Ari.” With the connection ended, Elm pulled free her headphones and tossed them onto the dashboard.
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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 28/09/2026
Me at the Olive Garden be like 😂
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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 28/09/2026
It's on my list 🫡
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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 27/09/2026
Their gender is Captain 🫡
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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 27/09/2026
Very interesting dynamic!
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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 27/09/2026
I am SO polite to wait staff for the same reason 👍
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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 27/09/2026
Oof 😣
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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 27/09/2026
Deviant Avalynne, space adventurer. Self-assured and endlessly confident. She's a perfect foil (?) for MC Marcus, who is soft, cautious and insecure. And when their minds get blended in subspace, Avalynne has some soul searching to do! #timetravelauthors
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why would a man build a robot daughter?
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Small Wonder - The Rumpus
“What’s got you obsessed with this? Late night redditing?” “No,” Kathy said. “I think I dreamt about it. About being her. The girl robot. You know how dreams are; it’s all a jumble and you forget as s...
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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 27/09/2026
Very romantic, but also very grounded in the location! That's cool! 👍
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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 27/09/2026
I love "standard bullets are for standard problems." 👌
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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 27/09/2026
A modern classic 👌
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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 27/09/2026
Pretty sure the Sonic 2 level select is 19, 65, 9, 17 in the sound test. A daily input for ten year old Ewan 😆
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Ame ✨Comms OPEN✨ @autumnchildart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hello, BlueSky! Today is my birthday! As the age-old tradition dictates, I'll share some artworks and if you'd like to repost as a gift I'd appreciate that very much. I hope you have a great day! 🥰
Digital painting of a nature god. He has dark brown skin, long dark red hair and green eyes. He's naked, only wearing a flower crown and is covered with a large white snake with red diamond patterns.Digital painting of a faun boy in a pond. He has brown skin with white spots, akin to a deer's coat. He has blonde hair and blue eyes and small antlers on his head. He stands hip deep in a magical pond, holding a small blue fairy in his hands. Waterfalls feeds the pond, surrounded by otherworldly deep teal leaves and bushes with purple flowers.Digital painting of a fairy mid-flight. She has brown skin, copper red hair in a high ponytail, and amber eyes. She's dressed in clothes made of leaves and grass, and armor made of bark. She has large, iridescent dragonfly wings on her back and aim a bow at something off-screen. The background is a blurry sunlit forest, giving the illusion of movement.Digital full body painting of Serara from my book WIP. She's a plus size dark skinned young woman with dark curly hair and green eyes. She's dressed in a blue tunic with purple and gold pattern and blue pants. A green scarf is draped over her shoulders and she has a pink bag slung over her shoulder. The background is mostly white with a photo of a misty forest in a pale teal color.
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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 27/09/2026
CW: DEATH #delay from Far Worlds, Book Three of the Lonely Ship Saga. Sad one. A quick look at the crew of the Ultraviolet, having a really bad day. (Read Lonely Ship here! ewanstone.uk/110-2/) #writingcommunity #WritingPrompts #WIPsnips #spaceopera #erotica #nsfw
“Well, we can agree on one thing,” said Hale. “We aren’t letting them board us. And we aren’t handing anything over. Even if we did have what they were looking for.”“Hear, hear.” Sasha was nodding her head in sharp, vicious bobs. “Let’s send these fucks a message they’ll take with them back to their den. You don’t get to push us around without hurting!”Amay just laughed. Poor boy was at the very end of his tether.This was it, then. No more delays. They were at breaking point.“Here we go, then,” said Hale. “Hold fast. I love you all.”And breathing deeply, Hale, the last commander of the Ultraviolet, threw up her arm in terminal defiance.“All ports! Open fire!”As the flames tore the ancient Mythmaker ship apart, and as burning light engulfed the bridge, she closed her eyes.Sorry Avalynne, she prayed into the cosmos. We almost made it back to you. But I guess I let you down…
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