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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
the problem is everywhere I go increasingly doomed things just seem to happen to specifically me and me alone. Every shift at work is doomed events towards me. Constantly nonstop. Oh my god. They need to just take me round the back and shoot me already I give up now
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Nothing to wake u up for work like getting punched straight in the stomach ❤️ ow
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Did this too many work shifts in a row called off sick on Monday and now I’ve been told that my works looking to Investigate me for too much sick leave #LMAO
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Messaged my manager saying I feel sick can I leave and she said no 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 so now I’m just crying in a dark room 🤣🤣🤣🤣 while my coworkers stand there 🤣🤣🤣🤣 ummm
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Visited my family and I leaked all the family secrets to my brother because I couldn’t Handle him defending my mum to me anymore and I kind of am so done that I needed to implode the whole family for a bit
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Stevie Stevie Shh
ALT: Stevie Stevie Shh
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“We’re all covert narcissists and you’re the empath who knows for the rest of your life that you will have to take the burden of us all for no benefit to yourself but you know you’re gonna do it anyway because you feel the invisible family pull” yeah auntie 😔😔 u right but it feels dismal
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It’s cool how I kind of am essentially Jesus Christ to the entire family here to take the family burden to cleanse everyone’s sins #visitingfamily they talk about me like I actually am god to my face it’s fascinating
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It kind of makes everything feel a bit better when u know ur getting paid to cry ur eyes out in the toilets 🤑🤑🤑🤑💸💸💸💸
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Highkey I be locking myself in the toilet and crying every shift at work lately cus there’s a lot to be crying about at the moment and I would rather be paid for having emotional breakdowns than waste relaxation time doing it at home #LOL
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
OHHHH IM SO SORRY I DIDNT ANSWER THANK U SO MUCH FOR THE BIRTHDAY WISH LOVELY!!! I only got jumped a little bit luckily no one pooped on me on my birthday
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
THANK U CAITLON!!! I am at work and hiding in the toilets !!!
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
IT IS MY BIRTHDAY AND THEY ARE JUMPING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY!!! YAYYYYYY BIRTHDAY ENDINGS
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
When it comes to the internet everyone around me using it in such a crazy way or just getting jumped on such extreme scales that it feels like it is causing me brain damage like do I need a therapist for all this? Idk how to act like this is normal or fine no one else seems bothered ever
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Like everything is kind of feeling not real because it’s all too impossible for my brain to come to terms with or process especially when it comes to social media stuff. How on earth do u ever process this or like ur brother making an edit of the man who killed ur relatives for his 600k followers
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Everyday I feel like I am just having something awful happen to me and the people I love and that’s like kind of just the modern day with how fast everything moves but I just don’t think my brain is made to process the level of violence of 50,000 people threatening to lynch someone I love
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Woke up today and the first thing I saw was hundreds of racists calling the loml the hard r and calling for them to be lynched oh 😭😭😭 oh my god 😭😭 what a way to start the day
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
CAITLON LIP FILLER 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️ CAITLON ALL NATURAL LUSCIOUS LIPS 💁‍♀️💁‍♀️💁‍♀️
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
They’re killing me out here as per usual 🙏
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Less than an hour into my 14 hour shift I have a splitting headache and my blood just completely missing the pad and trying to dribble down my leg already ohhh my fucking god
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I can’t go a day without my face being severely played in
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Realtor Fish Backrooms
ALT: Realtor Fish Backrooms
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
She’ll have u if u tell her ur trying to escape the digital ID
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
U see the problem is when u lazy and poor u can still become an addict easy so long as u have a nature that makes everyone want to pass u 5 cigs at any given time… watch out
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Sending telepathic messages of “KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF” to everyone in a 10 metre radius of me right now I’m so done
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
THEY POTENTIALLY ALSO HAVE RIGHTS TO A SECOND??? SOPHIE SONG FROM XCX WORLD which is like a prime SOPHIE project with charli xcx. It’s also a second kinda shit SOPHIE song tbh. But katseye buying the rights to two SOPHIE songs potentially is insane. Omfg. Buy a good one instead pls god
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
KATSEYE genuinely is releasing a SOPHIE gag joke song and i have no one to talk to about it. EVERYONE WANTS TO BE SOPHIE
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
VAGUE SPOILERS! But someone(s) in that writing room is definitely RACIST AS HELL
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I have some very harsh opinions on the vampire lestat but no one to share it with
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It’s funny cus like nearly every relative on my mums side of the family I think has done something like that for several months at at least one point in their lives. They loveee a spiritual retreat where they become a nun or monk for a random period of time
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
My mum telling me she’s planning to see if she can join a commune in Scotland lsndjfifjgjf 😭😭😭😭
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I’m picking up a smoking habit again but I’m the worst kind of smoker cus I’m just taking 10 fags a day off my coworkers instead of buying a pack
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Miss living with them and getting to harass them 24/7 😢
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I think they got a big fire in dovestone reservoir and also fires in north wales stinking out Manchester but like the smell has just been really strong for days on end and Im surprised it’s not at the forefront of everyone’s minds cus the smell is seeping into my dreams and I keep having fire dreams
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
No seriously r u guys not smelling this or something like it’s so intense ???
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Why is no one discussing how half the city has just been stinking of smoke for several days now it makes me feel like I’m going crazy
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Got put on training with my gay ex-coworker which is wonderful because he gave me 5 yummy cigs and chatted shit about everyone else with me I MISS HIM
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Why did I just get pronoun policed by. 999. “You can’t use they/them are you talking about multiple people” we have bigger issues here oh my god. Oh my god
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
My poops starting to smell like a cancer scare again lately… get a grip girl quick!!!
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
My nonbinary cousin from down south randomly showing up for the weekend with £100 bring me the horizon tickets for me omg I need to do my homework quick 😭😭😭😭😭
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I can’t believe this was a draggable tweet from me I don’t like milly Bobby brown but I wouldn’t blame anyone who became the target of a bunch of grown gay men as a child for ending up evil as an adult… like it was bizarrely cruel to be doing to a child 😭😭 am I crazy why am I getting dragged
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
They’re dragging me on Twitter rn for saying Millie Bobby brown can get mildly homophobic occasionally (closeted gay man in a past life) after being turned into the face of homophobia by grown men for no reason at 12 years old… #darkwoke
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
People saying they’re now so woke that it’s circled round back to okay to using the r slur no actually ur all reverting back to hell
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
How it feels to be Too Woke
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Adilson2: Tropical Beach Waterfall Art
Alt: Adilson2: Tropical Beach Waterfall Art
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Having to sit with myself today and go “wow…. I really am that one friend who is Too Woke” but then reflecting and realising actually no everyone else just needs to get even woker
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Thought u were telling me this was a my chemical romance song title and I was sooo impressed for a second
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
3 weeks without a chance to hangout with any of my friends in mcr is soooo sick I feel like I don’t exist I want to see people and feel like a real person
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
That one coworker who is an instant mood ruiner we’re not friends this is what I get for being kind and friendly to everyone ohhhh DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME EVERRRR. I hate having sensory issues around touch cus my shoulder gonna burn for the next two hours
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
If u a man do not grab me by my fucking shoulder when I’m in the middle of a meeting with a nurse I’ll fucking kill u ILL KILL YOU I SM GOING TO KILL YOU DONT FUCKING TOUCH MEEEE
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Would love to visit NYC and see u one day but travelling to America does not feel the move in the current international climate LMAOOO.. we must go on fun holiday to some other country together
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Miss my friends real bad today I need a hangout sooooo bad please goddd give me the time to hangout with my friends
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I’m unbearably bored at work today can someone entertain me please pleaseee pleaseeee
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