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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I can’t believe this was a draggable tweet from me I don’t like milly Bobby brown but I wouldn’t blame anyone who became the target of a bunch of grown gay men as a child for ending up evil as an adult… like it was bizarrely cruel to be doing to a child 😭😭 am I crazy why am I getting dragged
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Is this anyones piercing cus like just found it under my mattress protector… like okay sure
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
My brother now drinks 2 litres of this a day and doesn’t eat anything and was trying to convince me if I do this too it’ll cure my ARFID and turn me straight 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 lmao not fit for human consumption it’s the tapeworms speaking for him I think
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
So is anyone gonna go to the great northern odeon with me and watch the backrooms or will this be a solo trip
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Tomodachi life update me and Sami have birthed a son named Rory who came out the womb with a pierced septum and nose ring who’s first words were “JOINT”. My fuckass he/they nonbinary son
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I took several pictures and videos Cus I couldn’t have people thinking I made this up like my god
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Insane crossover perfectly designed for me alone WHEN WE GET LESTAT AS THE NEXT GUEST JUDGE ON DRAGULA
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Taking the most pleasant route I can find walking to work amen
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Orgy house has some crazy romantic dynamics going on I’m going to have to change the name to polycule house
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
This is kind of the best game ever
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
LESTATLESTATLESTATLESTATLESTAT
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
ARFID win my evil coworker feeding me food but I can eat it surprisingly well somehow like good flavour slightly spicy but a manageable level and the beans texture is similar enough to the rice for me to manage without any extra taste… omg this is big I need to know how he made it
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I am out enjoying the sun now however soon I will have to go back in and COOK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I hope it is something I know how to do cus I will die otherwise
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The music listening has been a bit bizarre this month amen
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Tweet so good I have to bleet it
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Here’s what I want off…. Plus what I asked for….. let’s see what I get 😬
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Sunrise gorgeous today omg
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Thanks chiitan for liking my bleet about my survival horror job and how I am going to be murdered any moment now
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Can everyone appreciate how happy I looked to be at the cringe culture internet rave
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Just got passed this to eat when I was gagging trying to eat my own very strong safe food lunch they for real arfid torturing me this week lmao
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
One of the guys just grabbed me from behind in an aggressive hug so he could drag me to put miraculous ladybug on
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
No consideration for other human beings lmao like legitimately useless
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
My useless brother gonna send me over the edge
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
They play soooo much SOPHIE everytime guys please come on anyone pleaseee
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Oh my god oh my god oh my god this can’t be real. How is this related to me in my gene pool. I’m gonna cry my eyes out this is awful this is hell he scares me bad
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Duolingo trying to guilt trip me in my emails when it was just someone hacking into my Duolingo and I haven’t touched it in years LMAOSIDJFKF
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Ominous moon this morning. Much to think about
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I called my dad up and apparently my brother was saying id had a tattoo in Amsterdam and my dad started panicking 💀💀💀💀
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
GUYS GUYS GUYSSSS THIS IS SO BIG IVE BEEN TRYING TO SEE GFOTY FOR AGESSSS BUT IM NEVER FREE WHEN SHES GOT A PEDFORMANCE IVE BOUGHT TICKETS AND I WILL MAKE MYSELF FREE THAT NIGHT
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
There’s so many random niche internet celebrities on this show like the cock destroyers, chase icon as narrator who is a really big artist now, Levi Jed Murphy who does shitty TikTok reactions now is a contestant, Sam morris who is a TikTok influencer, and they have “leave Britney alone” guy too
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Me in 2022 with my college friends. I was so ahead of my time highkey no one understood me or my perfect taste
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
2022. Everyone hated me for being a weird gay freak. I was showing this video to anyone who would listen to me like it was the Bible. My friends were getting sick of me showing them this random middle aged women and said she’s shit at singing. They didn’t get this is the most cunt a person could be.
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Anyone else know of THE netty mac.. missing her so bad today she was my ultimate cunt middle aged bi queen who did SOPHIE covers . Rest in peace I miss seeing her online all the time
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Ignoring the most recent video these views are genuinely so dismal. It’s keeping me up at night thinking about how my brother is having a far greater impact on the world than me. Maybe not a good impact but he is making my acquaintances laugh and repost his tiktoks. I must be in hell
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
The places Arfid take me is Reddit threads for other autistic people
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
The food I am bringing to therapy I am trying not to think too hard about it because it looks scary AF and I am just thinking about all the different tastes and textures and YUCK!!! YUCK!!!! And I gotta eat it in front of a STRANGER
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
My brothers TikTok from today and it’s not even the worst Epstein TikTok he’s made this is actual hell I genuinely can’t understand how we’re related what is wrong with him
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Found this last night and I’m in Amsterdam when it’s on and I became completely devastated because it’s got girls rituals on it who was part of one of my alltime fave music projects (black dresses). And I was already sad I couldn’t go when I didn’t even see she was on it omfg I’ll be sick
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Plssss my Thai SIL had posted this in her story too
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
The way I know my gp is gonna say “mmm no I don’t think so”
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
The way I lowkey made this kind of TikTok at 16 and got cancelled… in another life she’s me and I’m posting these kinds of videos everyday for fun
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Just remembered how at the end of sixth form at the leavers assembly this student did a comedy speech that the head of sixth form edited that included a super homophobic joke about my friend who left in year 11 and the teachers thought the joke was ok but changed “erect cock” to “erection” oh my god
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I should’ve switched to giffgaff years ago they’re just treating me to loads of extra data for fun
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Morning work walk highkey better silent hill content then the silent hill film
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I say this every single year like I’ve been having Truman show delusions since I was 13 because I haven’t had a single period where everything wasn’t fucking insane all the time ever. I’m sure this doesn’t logically all make sense I must be cursed someone must have cursed me
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Real message I got yesterday after my friends all told this man he didn’t stand a chance with me because I AM A LESBIAN. “LESBIAN BOUNDARIES” WE GOTTA START KILLING MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
IT SNOWED OVERNIGHT. ITS ALSO 0 DEGREES IM UNDERDRESSED AND FREEZING
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Genuinely how does this even happen I’m confused where is the weird black substance even coming from. It’s stained my clothes :(
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Please can we kill me
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