Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 24/08/2026the problem is everywhere I go increasingly doomed things just seem to happen to specifically me and me alone. Every shift at work is doomed events towards me. Constantly nonstop. Oh my god. They need to just take me round the back and shoot me already I give up now 030
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Nothing to wake u up for work like getting punched straight in the stomach ❤️ ow 030
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Did this too many work shifts in a row called off sick on Monday and now I’ve been told that my works looking to Investigate me for too much sick leave #LMAO 120
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Messaged my manager saying I feel sick can I leave and she said no 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 so now I’m just crying in a dark room 🤣🤣🤣🤣 while my coworkers stand there 🤣🤣🤣🤣 ummm 020
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Visited my family and I leaked all the family secrets to my brother because I couldn’t Handle him defending my mum to me anymore and I kind of am so done that I needed to implode the whole family for a bitstatic.klipy.comStevie Stevie ShhALT: Stevie Stevie Shh 140
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 14/08/2026It’s cool how I kind of am essentially Jesus Christ to the entire family here to take the family burden to cleanse everyone’s sins #visitingfamily they talk about me like I actually am god to my face it’s fascinating 110
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Highkey I be locking myself in the toilet and crying every shift at work lately cus there’s a lot to be crying about at the moment and I would rather be paid for having emotional breakdowns than waste relaxation time doing it at home #LOL 230
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 08/08/2026IT IS MY BIRTHDAY AND THEY ARE JUMPING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY!!! YAYYYYYY BIRTHDAY ENDINGS 340
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Everyday I feel like I am just having something awful happen to me and the people I love and that’s like kind of just the modern day with how fast everything moves but I just don’t think my brain is made to process the level of violence of 50,000 people threatening to lynch someone I love 130
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Woke up today and the first thing I saw was hundreds of racists calling the loml the hard r and calling for them to be lynched oh 😭😭😭 oh my god 😭😭 what a way to start the day 140
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Less than an hour into my 14 hour shift I have a splitting headache and my blood just completely missing the pad and trying to dribble down my leg already ohhh my fucking god 120
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I can’t go a day without my face being severely played instatic.klipy.comRealtor Fish BackroomsALT: Realtor Fish Backrooms 020
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Sending telepathic messages of “KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF” to everyone in a 10 metre radius of me right now I’m so done 030
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 18/07/2026THEY POTENTIALLY ALSO HAVE RIGHTS TO A SECOND??? SOPHIE SONG FROM XCX WORLD which is like a prime SOPHIE project with charli xcx. It’s also a second kinda shit SOPHIE song tbh. But katseye buying the rights to two SOPHIE songs potentially is insane. Omfg. Buy a good one instead pls god 010
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 18/07/2026KATSEYE genuinely is releasing a SOPHIE gag joke song and i have no one to talk to about it. EVERYONE WANTS TO BE SOPHIE 030
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I have some very harsh opinions on the vampire lestat but no one to share it with 110
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 17/07/2026My mum telling me she’s planning to see if she can join a commune in Scotland lsndjfifjgjf 😭😭😭😭 230
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I’m picking up a smoking habit again but I’m the worst kind of smoker cus I’m just taking 10 fags a day off my coworkers instead of buying a pack 230
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 15/07/2026No seriously r u guys not smelling this or something like it’s so intense ??? 210
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Why is no one discussing how half the city has just been stinking of smoke for several days now it makes me feel like I’m going crazy 010
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Got put on training with my gay ex-coworker which is wonderful because he gave me 5 yummy cigs and chatted shit about everyone else with me I MISS HIM 040
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Why did I just get pronoun policed by. 999. “You can’t use they/them are you talking about multiple people” we have bigger issues here oh my god. Oh my god 250
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 09/07/2026My poops starting to smell like a cancer scare again lately… get a grip girl quick!!! 010
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 07/07/2026My nonbinary cousin from down south randomly showing up for the weekend with £100 bring me the horizon tickets for me omg I need to do my homework quick 😭😭😭😭😭 030
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 07/07/2026They’re dragging me on Twitter rn for saying Millie Bobby brown can get mildly homophobic occasionally (closeted gay man in a past life) after being turned into the face of homophobia by grown men for no reason at 12 years old… #darkwoke 220
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Having to sit with myself today and go “wow…. I really am that one friend who is Too Woke” but then reflecting and realising actually no everyone else just needs to get even woker 150
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 03/07/20263 weeks without a chance to hangout with any of my friends in mcr is soooo sick I feel like I don’t exist I want to see people and feel like a real person 120
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 01/07/2026If u a man do not grab me by my fucking shoulder when I’m in the middle of a meeting with a nurse I’ll fucking kill u ILL KILL YOU I SM GOING TO KILL YOU DONT FUCKING TOUCH MEEEE 140
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Miss my friends real bad today I need a hangout sooooo bad please goddd give me the time to hangout with my friends 150
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I’m unbearably bored at work today can someone entertain me please pleaseee pleaseeee 040
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Love my new place but oh my god unpacking is overstimulating and I randomly passed out and then woke up and my eyes wouldn’t focus for 20 minutes and my vision was half blsck and I’ve been so freaked out ever since 010
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Is this anyones piercing cus like just found it under my mattress protector… like okay sure 020
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 28/06/2026My brother now drinks 2 litres of this a day and doesn’t eat anything and was trying to convince me if I do this too it’ll cure my ARFID and turn me straight 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 lmao not fit for human consumption it’s the tapeworms speaking for him I think 130
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 27/06/2026She keeps saying now that the cards said I’m already balanced and don’t need anymore T tho LMAOOOOOOOO 160
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 26/06/2026My mum gave me a tarot reading today that was so insane that I used it to try come out to her as nonbinary in a way that would make sense to her and then told her I was taking T to express myself as the spiritual blueprint of the balance of masculine and feminine into the physical self and it WORKED 370
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 26/06/2026My mum telling me she’s got magic mushrooms that she’s been saving to take with me 130
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Genuinely got the sexiest tax refund from HMRC today I’m FEDDDD 040
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Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 21/06/2026The way we might randomly get Andy burnham prime minister within the week okay lol 130
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I have been trying to keep myself in a good mood but honestly like every other friend I have is going through indescribable levels of torture and suffering all the time and I keep wondering how we are all meant to keep persevering like this 130
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Wasn’t sure what to expect but it just released and IT EATSSSS OKAYYYYYYYY 020
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I think my dad thinks I’m steroidmaxxing instead of nonbinary which LMAOOO he’s trying to link me up with other “women self prescribing testosterone” right now and Idk if that’s like trans people or just weight lifters 😭😭😭 120
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 17/06/2026They have MUNA on the newest unreleased SOPHIE track???? Oh wow 010
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Called one of my childhood friends for the first time in like 6 months for 5 mins who has also started hrt and all she said to me is “guess my cup size now! It’s a D!! Double yours!!!” And then she had to end the call 😭😭😭😭 END ME 150
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I think they’re gonna move my new gay coworker to a different location wait nooooo 💔💔 please I need gay people at my job stop playing in my face all the time 130
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Cant stop thinking about my last shift where I was in a&e trying to comfort and distract my client while the a&e staff kept trying to get his blood works and just kept fucking it up and then left his arm spraying blood so there was a puddle of his blood on the floor next tohim and smeared on his arm 120
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 09/06/2026You ever have someone say something to u and just know they’ve instantly cursed and jinxed you yeah CHEERS FOR THAT KILL YOURSELF PRICKKK PRICKKK FUCKING PRICKCJCKKKK 110
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 09/06/2026He was saying all that in my face meanwhile the second he left I had to spend the whole shift in a&e #SCARED 020
Ev / Piss @evpiss.bsky.social · 09/06/2026My new coworker keeps going to me “this is the easiest job I’ve ever had” it’s all a matter of perspective truly I guess ❤️ 120