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Eli Kirk

@evomek.bsky.social
70 followers 118 following 43 posts

I make music and eat various flamin hot snacks

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Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Being openly pro-genicide doesn't poll well so you have to act like you're too stupid to understand mutually assured destruction. The iron dome is not "defensive." If you give a nazi a shield, they will use it to protect themselves from the people they are torturing. This is common sense.
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Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Good, because Ironic would be a terrible name for a dog
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Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
The AI shade in front of The Brutalist guys. Go Conan #oscars
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Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Wtf why is Galinda stealing Dorothy's song
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Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
The Eastside Bowl apparently😬 it sold out quick too, apparently doing a LA fire fundraiser gig can make people forget a long, consistent history of disgusting behavior. I guess he saw the way people treat ATL and jumped on his chance for a comeback. We need an emo Kendrick Lamar
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Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
The audacity...
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Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I love the scene classic Niki FM even though it's kinda creepy that she's playing with herself outside his window
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Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
You should ask them if you can be enemies
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Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I would fully agree if Too Weird- Death of a Bachelor didn't exist but alas, there are some undisputed bops amongst the dreck.
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Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Cool ranch and flamin hot are the only good ones
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Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Relatable
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Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
He also calls out pedophiles and conservatives take that personally so there's that. Also just racism.
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Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Kind of, but in the most clumsy way possible youtu.be/-vrhf1P9zwc?...
youtu.be
Kendrick Lamar - Auntie Diaries (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Kendrick Lamar
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Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Siper bawl? I hardly know 'er
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Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I have a Johnson that I have no complaints about. It stays in tune after excessively long periods and I used it on all 3 releases since 2019. I also used to have an acoustic and I realized after a while that there's no situation in which an acoustic, non-standup bass is better than an electric
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Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Watching interviews for A Real Pain has made me realize Jesse Eisenburg isn't as good an actor as I thought, he's just like that in real life
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Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Thanks, jokes aside I was curious about the real answer and upon reading the lyrics this checks out
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Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Chastity cage
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Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
PSA: Don't rub your eye after you ate a chilli pepper, would not recommend. Not a fun experience if you're not into rushing into the shower and trying desperately to suppress your reflexes to hold your eye open into the water and save your vision. I feel fine now but again, would not recommend.
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Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I think when the guy who voices Spider-Man watched the show, he had the wrong interpretation of Peter's math class teaching about "rational inequalities"
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Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Oscar nominations make a lot more sense when you remember the average age of their voters is 63. Challengers is probably just too kinky for them
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Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Bit By a Been pt 1
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Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Relatable. At least you're not in your own all time top 3 most listened artists, that would be super cringe
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Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Sben by @strelitziaaz.bsky.social is headed straight to the emo long songs hall of fame
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Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Post with fictional band u wanna see live *Mumbly voice* we're Disenfranchised
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Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Wow my dyslexic ass really read this as bulges
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Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Presence is what I wanted Skinamarink to be
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Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Loose wires
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Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I'm playing a 15-minute set at jackalopes songwriters night in Nashville tomorrow! Music starts at 8, I should be on around 9-10 pm
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Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Careful don't step on your Altoids can, you might get foot dust on your mints
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Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Never expect the Oscars voters to have taste. Downloading kalshi betting app was a big mistake 😬
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Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
🎵We aaaare the worrrld We aaaare a vampire
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Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I also make music btw😊 open.spotify.com/artist/4NXkB...
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Artist · 4 monthly listeners.
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Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Seeing a bunch of cool bands following me and finding a lot of awesome new music that way!
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Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Finally a reason to do it all for I can get behind! Now I never have to figure out what the nookie means
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Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
The last one was made from pausing the TV and drawing what I saw. Not tracing, but definitely imitating.
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Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
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Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
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Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Thread of drawings I drew in my college drawing class and have since hung up in my apartment
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Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
I won't be watching but I'm sure it'll be the scariest one yet
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
the “b” in “flip” is really just there as an example
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Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
My old phone broke so on Sunday I got a new one. Got the Moto Stylus. Monday morning I saw a weird notch on the bottom of it. I pulled and realized there was a reason the phone was called that. So yeah, I got a Stylus without realizing it came with a stylus.
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Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
Hopefully eventually everyone comes here and nazi billionaire boy's website dies
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Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
I finally made it!
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