Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 03/03/2025The AI shade in front of The Brutalist guys. Go Conan #oscars 021
Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 24/02/2025I love the scene classic Niki FM even though it's kinda creepy that she's playing with herself outside his window 010
Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Watching interviews for A Real Pain has made me realize Jesse Eisenburg isn't as good an actor as I thought, he's just like that in real life 000
Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 03/02/2025PSA: Don't rub your eye after you ate a chilli pepper, would not recommend. Not a fun experience if you're not into rushing into the shower and trying desperately to suppress your reflexes to hold your eye open into the water and save your vision. I feel fine now but again, would not recommend. 000
Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 02/02/2025I think when the guy who voices Spider-Man watched the show, he had the wrong interpretation of Peter's math class teaching about "rational inequalities" 000
Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Oscar nominations make a lot more sense when you remember the average age of their voters is 63. Challengers is probably just too kinky for them 010
Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Sben by @strelitziaaz.bsky.social is headed straight to the emo long songs hall of fame 111
Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Post with fictional band u wanna see live *Mumbly voice* we're Disenfranchised 010
Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 24/01/2025I'm playing a 15-minute set at jackalopes songwriters night in Nashville tomorrow! Music starts at 8, I should be on around 9-10 pm 000
Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Never expect the Oscars voters to have taste. Downloading kalshi betting app was a big mistake 😬 000
Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 24/01/2025I also make music btw😊 open.spotify.com/artist/4NXkB...open.spotify.comEli KirkArtist · 4 monthly listeners. 000
Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Seeing a bunch of cool bands following me and finding a lot of awesome new music that way! 020
Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Finally a reason to do it all for I can get behind! Now I never have to figure out what the nookie means 000
Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Thread of drawings I drew in my college drawing class and have since hung up in my apartment 100
Reposted by Eli KirkFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 21/11/2023the “b” in “flip” is really just there as an example 327976
Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 21/11/2023My old phone broke so on Sunday I got a new one. Got the Moto Stylus. Monday morning I saw a weird notch on the bottom of it. I pulled and realized there was a reason the phone was called that. So yeah, I got a Stylus without realizing it came with a stylus. 000
Eli Kirk @evomek.bsky.social · 21/11/2023Hopefully eventually everyone comes here and nazi billionaire boy's website dies 000
