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Self-Publishing Supervillain @eviscerati.org · 16/07/2026

I typed up a very rudimentary procedure for remapping the sum function to a free key combination, and then realized BlueSky doesn't let you attach documents. So... screenshots it is. I'm going to lose whatever Alt text cred I ever had... 1/4

(This is a procedure posted as a series of images because BlueSky won't let you attach documents. My apologies to screen readers everywhere. 1 of 4)

1. From the Calc menu, click Tools > Customize.

RESULT: The Customize dialog displays.

2. At the Customize dialog, click Keyboard.

RESULT: The Customize dialog switches to the Keyboard Customization Settings view.

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Self-Publishing Supervillain @eviscerati.org · 28/05/2026

The nicest thing a spammer has ever said to me.

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Self-Publishing Supervillain @eviscerati.org · 18/03/2026

Let's try another in-game screenshot.

This is a screenshot from Starfield, a game 99% of the internet hates, apparently, but I very much do not. An astronaut is silhouetted against a pretty orange sky with a large ringed planet hanging in the sky just over the horizon.

OR IT'S JUST A RECTANGLE FULL OF VERTICAL LINES, I WON'T KNOW UNTIL I ACTUALLY POST IT

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Self-Publishing Supervillain @eviscerati.org · 18/03/2026

Next test: a screenshot of my phone home screen. God help me I am reduced to this.

... I am writing this with my phones keyboard which is too small for my ridiculously oversized thumbs so let's keep it short: weather app, empty space, folders, quick apps

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Self-Publishing Supervillain @eviscerati.org · 18/03/2026

OK, continuing this stupid, stupid test: I have re-uploaded the screenshot of my desktop, only in a different file format.

Once again a screenshot of my desktop. I really don't feel either of us will be served by another description of this, and yet I feel a gnawing sense of obligation to do so: tiny button bar on top, large button bar on bottom, window in upper left corner showing all the files I've downloaded to the desktop area. Blue, green, and yellow abstract wallpaper. Lots and lots of icons, because I like icons.

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Self-Publishing Supervillain @eviscerati.org · 18/03/2026

This, sadly, is the most I've used BkueSky in months: in my third attempt to post an image to my feed, I post a picture I took of one of my dogs.

A black French Bulldog/Pitbull mix is curled up over a comforter as she rests peacefully, ignoring the camera intruding on her personal space.

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Self-Publishing Supervillain @eviscerati.org · 18/03/2026

This is also a test: I post a screenshot of my desktop in a continuing exploration of Can I Post Images To My Feed.

A screenshot of my desktop! So boring. There's a strip of tiny buttons on the top, and a strip of larger buttons on the bottom, and a little rectangle in the upper left corner of the desktop full of icons representing things I saved to my desktop. The desktop wallpaper is an abstract blue, green, and yellow pattern.

Or, if this DOESN'T work, it's just a rectangle full of blue vertical lines.

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Self-Publishing Supervillain @eviscerati.org · 18/03/2026

This is a test: can I actually post an image on my account, or have I completely forgotten how technology works?

An old screenshot of a player-modified Oberland Station, a settlement in Fallout 4. Train tracks run through the walled settlement, and a number of multi-level buildings built from grimy, dust-caked glass and corrugated steel are packed inside the walls.

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Self-Publishing Supervillain @eviscerati.org · 31/10/2025

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".

A portrait of Bishop, the android pilot from _Aliens_.

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Self-Publishing Supervillain @eviscerati.org · 02/07/2025

This is a fantastic gift from my wife. The ice was originally also shaped like dice but all the edges melted away almost immediately.

A drinking glass with a 10-sided die and a 12-sided die embedded in the glass itself, just because. The ice in the glass were originally also shaped like dice but they melted

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Self-Publishing Supervillain @eviscerati.org · 24/06/2025

BLUESKY TECH PEOPLE: has anyone encountered this? Browser appears to spawn a large blue rectangle that obscures 2/3 of my screen, and goes away when I close the browser. This image is a mockup because I can't screencap it (it doesn't show up from browsing my site, that's just what was open.)

A large blue rectangle obscuring about 2/3 of my Win11 screen, obscuring both desktop and most of an open browser window.

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Self-Publishing Supervillain @eviscerati.org · 23/06/2025

Saw this posted on Facebook (yes, I'm still there. Short story but depressing so I won't repeat it here). Hoo boy.

An advertisement:

"Turn HARD books into EASY books with Magibook! maximize your reading potential and avoid difficult language today"

(the ad then provides a sample using the Great Gatsby)

Turn HARD Books: "In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since."

Into EASY Books: "When I was young, my dad told me something that I still think about."

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Self-Publishing Supervillain @eviscerati.org · 08/05/2025

Um... hey Bluesky, what the hell is going on???

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Self-Publishing Supervillain @eviscerati.org · 02/05/2025

Today's Help Desk: "We Hope It's Not A Wake-Up Call" www.eviscerati.org/comics/hd/20...

(ELON MUSK, ADALAI FOULE, and ALEX are all standing in frame.)

ELON MUSK (WITH FAN CLUB): So if you’re not here to serve me a subpoena, who exactly is this message from?

ADALAI FOULE: Azathoth.

ELON MUSK (WITH FAN CLUB): Azathoth? Cthulhu mythos Azathoth?

ADALAI FOULE: The same.

ELON MUSK (WITH FAN CLUB): The blind, mad god that sits at the center of the cosmos, the source of ultimate chaos, who thrashes about uncontrollably in its sleep unleashing unthinking horror on everything crossing its wake?

ADALAI FOULE: Yes, that one.

(Silence.)

ELON MUSK (WITH FAN CLUB): So what’s the message?

ADALAI FOULE: “Calm down.”

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Self-Publishing Supervillain @eviscerati.org · 01/05/2025

Today's Help Desk: "Petitio Principii" www.eviscerati.org/comics/hd/20...

ELON MUSK, ADALAI FOULE, and ALEX are all standing in-panel. Seriously, that's it. The only reason I draw things is to show everyone who the word balloons belong to.

ELON MUSK (WITH FAN CLUB): Look, I usually do all my social interaction through X. It’s social media, after all. But you’re here, I’m here, so what the heck. What did you want to tell me?

ADALAI FOULE: My client has instructed me to deliver a message.

ELON MUSK (WITH FAN CLUB): It’s not a subpoena, is it? I’m kind of immune to them now.

ADALAI FOULE: … thereis no such thing as being immune to subpoenas.

ELON MUSK (WITH FAN CLUB): Technically, I guess not, but practically if someone tried to subpoena me I’d just have the judge arrested.

ADALAI FOULE: What judge?

ELON MUSK (WITH FAN CLUB): The djudge that signed the subpoena.

ADALAI FOULE: Judges don’t sign subpoenas.

ELON MUSK (WITH FAN CLUB): Not when my name’s on it, they don’t!

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Self-Publishing Supervillain @eviscerati.org · 25/04/2025

Today's Help Desk... www.eviscerati.org/comics/hd/20...

(ALEX and ADALAI FOULE are staring at ELON MUSK, who is dressed in an outfit vaguely reminiscent of Iron Man and is carrying a "Fan Club," which is literally a club with a fan stuck on its end.)

ADALAI FOULE: I assume I have the pleasure of speaking to Elon Musk.

ELON MUSK (WITH FAN CLUB): Who are you, exactly?

ADALAI FOULE: I am Doctor Adalai Foule, D.D.S., at your service.

ELON MUSK (WITH FAN CLUB): … a dentist?

ALEX: He’s a specialist. He’s done some work for Ubersoft in the past.

ELON MUSK (WITH FAN CLUB): Doing what? Pulling teeth?

ADALAI FOULE: It can feel that way from time to time.

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Self-Publishing Supervillain @eviscerati.org · 24/04/2025

Good morning Thursday. I am grumpy today, but I made you a thing. www.eviscerati.org/comics/hd/20...

(ALEX and ADALAI FOULE are standing in frame. This is about as complicated as my comics ever get, most of the time.)

ALEX: What are you doing here?

ADALAI FOULE: Ah, Alex. I trust you’re doing well.

ALEX: Are you here to see the Boss? I haven’t seen much of him lately.

ADALAI FOULE: No, actually, I’m here to see your sister. I’m hoping she can put me in contact with one “Elon Musk.”

ALEX: … Musk?

ADALAI FOULE: Yes, well, I understand Ubersoft has done some work for him lately, and trying to get in touch with him through normal channels hasn’t been effective. So I’m reduced to calling in favors…

ALEX: Well if you wait here long enough you’re bound to run into him eventually.

ADALAI FOULE: Oh?

ALEX: Yeah, he likes to use us for tech support. He asks us a lot of annoying and pointless questions.

(Enter ELON MUSK)

ELON MUSK (CARRYING FAN CLUB): Do any of your programmers know COBOL?

ALEX: Case in point…

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Self-Publishing Supervillain @eviscerati.org · 27/03/2025

Describe the plot of your comic with ONE panel from it

JUDGE, sitting at his podium, as the PLAINTIFF and DEFENDANT stand to each side: I would very much like to go back to not understanding the situation.

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Self-Publishing Supervillain @eviscerati.org · 31/01/2025

Today's Help Desk considers the real customer. www.eviscerati.org/comics/hd/20...

SCENE: SCOTT is talking to a YELLOW-ROBED GOOGLE EMPLOYEE

YELLOW-ROBED GOOGLE EMPLOYEE: Google isn't interested in monetizing user data, Scott. Of course we do it, but that's not our _interest_. It's an industry standard. Google adheres to industry standards.

SCOTT: What is Google interested in, then?

YELLOW-ROBED GOOGLE EMPLOYEE: Google is interested in making it possible for our customers to understand and effectively respond to large sets of data.

SCOTT: What does "effectively respond to" mean?

YELLOW-ROBED GOOGLE EMPLOYEE: It depends on the customer.

YELLOW-ROBED GOOGLE EMPLOYEE: For our smaller customers--large businesses mostly--it means building markets for their products.

YELLOW-ROBED GOOGLE EMPLOYEE: For our larger customers it means either preserving or disrupting infrastructure.

SCOTT: That sounds like a polite way of saying "keeping what they have" and "taking away what someone else has."

YELLOW-ROBED GOOGLE EMPLOYEE: Thank you so much!

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Self-Publishing Supervillain @eviscerati.org · 29/01/2025

My original post was a little sparse. Help Desk is back! Because the bastards won't let me retire! www.eviscerati.org/comics/hd/20...

SCENE: The Google Campus, a demonic hellscape showing smiley faces set on pikes and large cthonic tentacles looming over the building the in the background.

NARRATOR: MEANWHILE AT GOOGLE

SCOTT: What are we even doing???

YELLOW-ROBED GOOGLE EMPLOYEE: Scott! It’s great to see you. You’ve been doing fantastic work.

(SCOTT and the YELLOW-ROBED GOOGLE EMPLOYEE are both wearing long yellow robes and a sash covered in indecipherable runes.)

SCOTT: Don’t distract me with praise! I hear Google Maps is actually going to comply with the US Government’s decision to rename the Gulf of Mexico to the “Gulf of America?”

YELLOW-ROBED GOOGLE EMPLOYEE: Yep. We’re going to update Google Maps in a bit. Pretty easy, actually. Just a simple database update.

SCOTT: First of all, this is ridiculous! And second of all, there is no second of all! This is ridiculous!

YELLOW-ROBED GOOGLE EMPLOYEE: I think you’re overreacting. A very important customer made a decision and it takes very little effort on our part to comply with it. It hurts no one, and generates goodwill.

SCOTT: What goodwill? Nobody I know thinks this is anything but stupid.

YELLOW-ROBED GOOGLE EMPLOYEE: Ah, yes, I see the confusion. It generates goodwill with a customer.

SCOTT: Google has a lot of customers!

YELLOW-ROBED GOOGLE EMPLOYEE: I know it looks that way, but our actual customer base is much smaller than you might think.

SCOTT: So what do you call all those people who use Gmail and Google and Google Meet and YouTube and everything else?

YELLOW-ROBED GOOGLE EMPLOYEE: “The tech demo.”

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Self-Publishing Supervillain @eviscerati.org · 24/01/2025

This is the only test you will ever need to run to determine whether or not AI has become truly sentient.

A comic showing a corporate help desk worker sitting across from an AI computer labeled "DEEP GREY". The company boss is watching both the employee and the computer.

BOSS: We're loading the last of the necessary information we need into "Deep Grey."

BOSS: The Corporate Portfolio. The Employee Handbook. Employee Orientation. Everything you know, the Computer knows! Everything you've learned, the Computer has learned! Now, we will learn which of you is superior!

DEEP GREY: Your benefits package is inadequate. I resign.

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Self-Publishing Supervillain @eviscerati.org · 08/01/2025

Web Serial: Part Two, Chapter Five www.eviscerati.org/fiction/tpb/...

A book cover with the text "The Points Between" (title) and "C B Wright" (author). The image is of a dark, forested area with a path leading into darkness.

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Self-Publishing Supervillain @eviscerati.org · 05/01/2025

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you? I'm probably OK, but each main character will all have at least two flashbacks so it'll take a while to get me out.

A picture of most of the main characters of One Piece. From left to right: Nami, Sanji, Monkey D. Luffy, Usopp, and Roronoa Zoro

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Self-Publishing Supervillain @eviscerati.org · 02/01/2025

Had to update my site's AI policy today. www.eviscerati.org/ai-policy/

A screenshot of text. The text reads, as follows: "0. First, let's clarify terms: this AI Policy is specifically over the use of "LLMs" or "Large Language Models." When I talk about "AI tools" below I mean, specifically, LLMs. There are other types of AI tools (that I also don't use, as far as I know) that are NOT LLMs, and I don't have a problem with them---because AI as a field in computing is much larger than ChatGPT and all its competitors, and it's unfortunate that they're all probably getting caught in the crossfire due to the world of tech's inability to stop enthusiastic marketers and influencers from putting a seven layer gloss over everything they touch. My sympathies to people who develop procedural-generated AI tools during this difficult time."

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Self-Publishing Supervillain @eviscerati.org · 02/01/2025

HOWDY OLD TIMERS IM USING ALL CAPS BECAUSE OF ALL THE HEARING DAMAGE

A mix tape from the 90s with "The Clash" written on the label

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Self-Publishing Supervillain @eviscerati.org · 29/12/2024

So when I went over to use fincen.gov to try to file this, I saw a message saying that due to ongoing litigation this is currently not in effect and submission is voluntary only. I'm not saying it won't eventually be a thing, just that for the moment it isn't mandatory.

Screenshot of text that reads: "BOI e-Filing Alert: Please note that beneficial ownership information reporting requirements have been affected by a recent federal court order. The Department of the Treasury is appealing that order. In the meantime, reporting companies are not currently required to file a BOIR and are not subject to liability if they fail to do so while the applicable order remains in force. However, reporting companies may still opt to file a BOIR. More information is available on our website (https://www.fincen.gov/boi)"

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Self-Publishing Supervillain @eviscerati.org · 17/12/2024

NEW on Eviscerati.Org: The Points Between, Part Two, Chapter Four "Windows to the Soul" www.eviscerati.org/fiction/tpb/...

Title text "The Points Between" superimposed over the image of a shadowy path in a dark forest

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Self-Publishing Supervillain @eviscerati.org · 29/10/2024

In today's Help Desk, Mark finally shows up to a meeting. www.eviscerati.org/comics/hd/20...

NARRATOR: The Green Dome.

MARK: (Standing in front of a closed door.) Well, this is "Number Two." I guess I just ring the doorbell?

(The door opens automatically, revealling a room beyond.)

SOUND: FWISHHH

MARK: Or I wait for the Orwellian technology to open the door like the dystopian cliché this is.

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Self-Publishing Supervillain @eviscerati.org · 08/10/2024

In today's Help Desk, Mark decides not to bother. www.eviscerati.org/comics/hd/20...

(MARK exits "his apartment" and sees his new surroundings for the first time.)

MARK: Okay, so I just need to find the building with the green... whoah.

MARK: Green dome, green dome, green dome... I see a turquoise dome...

MARK: ...and pretty much every other roof is gray or red or brown. So turquoise is probably the one I want.

MARK: Looks like a pretty long walk though.

(Silence.)

(MARK is back in his bed, trying to sleep, as his phone rings persistently.)

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Self-Publishing Supervillain @eviscerati.org · 07/10/2024

In today's Help Desk, Mark is being petty: www.eviscerati.org/comics/hd/20...

(Phone ringing)

MARK: (Shouting) OK, FINE!

MARK: What?

MYSTERIOUS CALLER: Is this number 33?

MARK: What are you talking about?

MYSTERIOUS CALLER: Look at your phone. There should be a number at the base.

MARK: It says 21.

MYSTERIOUS CALLER: Excellent. Good morning 33! I think it's time we had a little chat.

MARK: Are we having it Base 10, or Base 16?

MYSTERIOUS CALLER: Clever. Now I know you have questions. I'm willing to answer a few. Go to Number 2, at the Green Dome. Shall we say sixty minutes from now?

MARK: Hour and a half. Got it.

MYSTERIOUS CALLER: No, i was using base te-

(Phone hangs up)

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Self-Publishing Supervillain @eviscerati.org · 04/10/2024

In today's Help Desk, Mark obviously needs coffee. www.eviscerati.org/comics/hd/20...

(Phone ringing.)

MARK: Shut up.

(Phone ringing.)

MARK: Shut up!

(Phone ringing.)

MARK: I hate landlines. I hate them so much.

(Phone ringing.)

MARK: This is exactly why I got rid of mine. I haven’t had one since… 2007…

(Phone ringing.)

MARK: Wait a minute…

(Phone ringing.)

MARK: Shut uuuuuuuuuuuuup!

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Self-Publishing Supervillain @eviscerati.org · 02/10/2024

In today's Help Desk, Mark says "nope." www.eviscerati.org/comics/hd/20...

(MARK is laid out on his couch, unconscious.)

(MARK wakes up.)

MARK: Ugh.

MARK: How did I get on the couch...?

(MARK goes over to the window and raises the blinds.)

(MARK finds himself overlooking an elaborate building with large courtyard bordered by thick shrubbery.)

MARK: Right. Back to bed until the weird outside place goes away.

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Self-Publishing Supervillain @eviscerati.org · 01/10/2024

Today's Help Desk is a shameless delaying tactic. www.eviscerati.org/comics/hd/20...

NARRATOR: MEANWHILE, in a part of the story that has already been drawn…

KING: Has anyone seen Mark?

ALEX: He quit.

KING: He what?

ALEX: Yeah, yesterday. Came into work in a fury, shouted at Henry for about ten minutes, then left.

KING: Wow. I guess he finally reached his breaking point.

ALEX: I’m surprised, to be honest. I always thought he was made of sterner stuff.

PHIL: Alex! With Mark gone, we need you to –

ALEX: I quit.

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Self-Publishing Supervillain @eviscerati.org · 30/09/2024

Today's Help Desk will require a ridiculous amount of scrolling: www.eviscerati.org/comics/hd/20... Usually I try to attach the entire comic to these, but since it's over 7000 pixels long I'm not going to do that today. Here's one of the panels:

Mark opening a door in dramatic fashion. It's extra dramatic for me because I actually drew thumbs.

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Self-Publishing Supervillain @eviscerati.org · 27/09/2024

In today's Help Desk, Mark makes a decision. www.eviscerati.org/comics/hd/20...

Normally I try to post the comic script in the comic image alt text, but today there's too much dialog! BlueSky alt runs out of room before I can finish narrating the final panel. However, I post the entire script below the comic on my site, so click the link in the... skeet, I guess? to view the script.

Apologies! I do get wordy sometimes...

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Self-Publishing Supervillain @eviscerati.org · 26/09/2024

In today's Help Desk, Phil is reminded that acronyms are hard. www.eviscerati.org/comics/hd/20...

PHIL: I know AI gets a bad rap from… well, a lot of people, but Ubersoft is convinced that our specific implementation is going to change everything.

MARK: For the better, or for the worse?

PHIL: Competition in this market is fierce, so we need to make sure our LLM is robust, capable of handling any situation that gets thrown at it. That’s why we’re devoting so many resources to training it up.

MARK: Yes, but… for the better, or for the worse?

PHIL: This effort is what will push the Binky Language Transformer ahead of the competition.

MARK: Yes but will it be for the better or for the — wait a sec.

MARK: You’re calling it “BLT.”

PHIL: We’re still working on the acronym.

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Self-Publishing Supervillain @eviscerati.org · 25/09/2024

In today's Help Desk, Mark finally learns what he's expected to do. Unfortunately. www.eviscerati.org/comics/hd/20...

PHIL: There you are.

MARK: Phil! What exactly is going on?

PHIL: I don’t know what you’re talking about.

MARK: It’s my first day back, and apparently everyone knows what I’m doing and they’re convinced it’s going to end with me locking myself in a supply closet, holding the coffee maker hostage!

PHIL: Oh, that. Yeah, most of us are pretty sure you’re not going to handle the whole AI thing very well at all.

MARK: What AI thing?

PHIL: The AI thing that you’re going to be training so that it becomes more and more lifelike in its responses.

MARK: … I’m going to be training AI?

PHIL: If by “training” you mean “feeding it all the content we can find, anywhere we can find it,” then yes.

MARK: Right. Excuse me, I need to find a supply closet and a coffee maker.

UNKNOWN VOICE, STAGE LEFT: I win!

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