Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 2hWithout so much as a fare-thee-well?! That's a fine how-do-you-do!! 000
Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 2h"We should be upright, not be kept upright." - Marcus Aurelius #stoic #stoicism 130
Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 2hSo the confused actor says to the Homeland agent, he says, "All I said was that I was going to shoot a pilot." 000
Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 04/10/2026in·ef·fa·ble - /inˈefəb(ə)l/ - adjective: too great or extreme to be effed with. 010
Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"Existence is change. Our lives are what our thoughts make them." - Marcus Aurelius #stoic #stoicism 030
Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 04/10/2026So the Sith says to le boulanger, il dit, "Pain, pain, pain, tarte tatin, tarte tatin." 010
Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 03/10/2026So the 3.14 meter long snake says to the naturalist, it sssaysss, "A πthon." 000
Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart." - Marcus Aurelius #stoic #stoicism 010
Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 03/10/2026So the 3.14 meter long snake says to the naturalist, it sssaysss, "A πthon." 000
Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Tonight on Out Of Context Theater: "I knew you by your appendix scar." 010
Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it." - Groucho Marx (OCT 2 1890 – AUG 19 1977) #stoic #stoicism A joyous Marxmas to all. 030
Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026So the mathematician says to the guy, she says, "No, graphing is where I draw the line." 000
Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Tonight on Out Of Context Theater: "Ever heard a Dutch man puke? It sure brings out the phlegm in Flemish." 110
Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"Stoicism is about the domestication of emotions, not their elimination." - Nassim Nicholas Taleb #stoic #stoicism 020
Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 01/10/2026So Peter says to Shuri, he says, "Wakanda music do you like?" 010
Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The 1970 (Gregorian) $1.50 (US) admission to the Tree Museum is now $11.50 (US). youtube.com/watch?v=2595...youtube.comJoni Mitchell - Big Yellow Taxi (Official Lyric Video)YouTube video by Joni Mitchell 010
Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"If someone can prove me wrong and show me my mistake in any thought or action, I shall gladly change." - Marcus Aurelius #stoic #stoicism 020
Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 30/09/2026So the ancient Greek tailor says to the drop-in customer, he says, "Euripedes?" So the ancient Greek drop-in customer says to the tailor, he says, "Eumenides?" 120
Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"What injures the hive injures the bee." - Marcus Aurelius #stoic #stoicism 020
Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 29/09/2026So the operatic tenor says to the locksmith, he says, "I couldn't find the key." 011
Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"...[L]ive in such a way that there is nothing which you could not as easily tell your enemy as keep to yourself." - Seneca #stoic #stoicism 020
Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026So the genie says to the guy, هو يقول, "This is the ten inch pianist you used your second wish for, Rich." 120
Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Curse you, Reality! Why do you not bend to my capricious whimsies?! 020
Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"It is impossible to learn what we think we already know." - Epictetus #stoic #stoicism 140
Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 27/09/2026So the appliance salesman says to the guy, he says, "Think of how her face will light up whenever she opens the door." 020
Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Tonight on Out Of Context Theater: "Crucified is fine. I don't have enough snakes for my other idea." 000
Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"Receive without conceit, release without struggle." - Marcus Aurelius #stoic #stoicism 010
Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 26/09/2026So the used trireme salesman says to the guy, αυτος λεει, "It's quite the oar deal." 000
Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This afternoon on Out Of Context Theater: "She moved a mannequin." "Gateway crime." 010
Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"Wherever there is a human being, there is an opportunity for a kindness." - Seneca #stoic #stoicism 020
Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 25/09/2026So the tennis player says to the broken-hearted fan, they says, "Love means nothing to me." 000
Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"IX XI iocus est." - Flava Flavious youtube.com/watch?v=JZDI...youtube.comPublic Enemy - 911 Is A Joke (Official Music Video)YouTube video by PublicEnemyVEVO 001
Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"A good person does nothing for appearance sake, but for the sake of having done right." - Epictetus #stoic #stoicism 030
Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 24/09/2026So the mermaid says to the sailor, she says, "Because B-shells are too small." 000
Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"Where we can live, we can also live well." - Marcus Aurelius #stoic #stoicism 020