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Evil Ray

@evilray.bsky.social
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• Pronouns, this motherfucker/that motherfucker. • If I were an animal I'd be a human. • Largely non-toxic.

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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 2h
Without so much as a fare-thee-well?! That's a fine how-do-you-do!!
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 2h
"We should be upright, not be kept upright." - Marcus Aurelius #stoic #stoicism
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 2h
So the confused actor says to the Homeland agent, he says, "All I said was that I was going to shoot a pilot."
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 20h
What about "Breakfast at Tiffany's"?
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
in·ef·fa·ble - /inˈefəb(ə)l/ - adjective: too great or extreme to be effed with.
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Existence is change. Our lives are what our thoughts make them." - Marcus Aurelius #stoic #stoicism
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So the Sith says to le boulanger, il dit, "Pain, pain, pain, tarte tatin, tarte tatin."
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So the 3.14 meter long snake says to the naturalist, it sssaysss, "A πthon."
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart." - Marcus Aurelius #stoic #stoicism
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So the 3.14 meter long snake says to the naturalist, it sssaysss, "A πthon."
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tonight on Out Of Context Theater: "I knew you by your appendix scar."
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Z'at all yez gots?
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it." - Groucho Marx (OCT 2 1890 – AUG 19 1977) #stoic #stoicism A joyous Marxmas to all.
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So the mathematician says to the guy, she says, "No, graphing is where I draw the line."
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tonight on Out Of Context Theater: "Ever heard a Dutch man puke? It sure brings out the phlegm in Flemish."
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Stoicism is about the domestication of emotions, not their elimination." - Nassim Nicholas Taleb #stoic #stoicism
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So Peter says to Shuri, he says, "Wakanda music do you like?"
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rabbit³.
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The 1970 (Gregorian) $1.50 (US) admission to the Tree Museum is now $11.50 (US). youtube.com/watch?v=2595...
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Joni Mitchell - Big Yellow Taxi (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Joni Mitchell
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
𝘗𝘶𝘳𝘭𝘦𝘺, say no more.
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm 64 but I read on a 67 year old level.
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"If someone can prove me wrong and show me my mistake in any thought or action, I shall gladly change." - Marcus Aurelius #stoic #stoicism
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So the ancient Greek tailor says to the drop-in customer, he says, "Euripedes?" So the ancient Greek drop-in customer says to the tailor, he says, "Eumenides?"
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That's a 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 top.
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
= > ÷
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"What injures the hive injures the bee." - Marcus Aurelius #stoic #stoicism
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So the operatic tenor says to the locksmith, he says, "I couldn't find the key."
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"...[L]ive in such a way that there is nothing which you could not as easily tell your enemy as keep to yourself." - Seneca #stoic #stoicism
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So the genie says to the guy, هو يقول, "This is the ten inch pianist you used your second wish for, Rich."
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I can't find my Saint Anthony medal.
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't know, 𝘤𝘢𝘯 you?
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Curse you, Reality! Why do you not bend to my capricious whimsies?!
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"It is impossible to learn what we think we already know." - Epictetus #stoic #stoicism
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So the appliance salesman says to the guy, he says, "Think of how her face will light up whenever she opens the door."
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tonight on Out Of Context Theater: "Crucified is fine. I don't have enough snakes for my other idea."
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Are you an organ donor and what's your hat size?
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Receive without conceit, release without struggle." - Marcus Aurelius #stoic #stoicism
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So the used trireme salesman says to the guy, αυτος λεει, "It's quite the oar deal."
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Did you hear that?! Is the back door locked?!
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This afternoon on Out Of Context Theater: "She moved a mannequin." "Gateway crime."
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm so mean I once shot myself for snoring.
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Wherever there is a human being, there is an opportunity for a kindness." - Seneca #stoic #stoicism
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So the tennis player says to the broken-hearted fan, they says, "Love means nothing to me."
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"IX XI iocus est." - Flava Flavious youtube.com/watch?v=JZDI...
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Public Enemy - 911 Is A Joke (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by PublicEnemyVEVO
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"A good person does nothing for appearance sake, but for the sake of having done right." - Epictetus #stoic #stoicism
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So the mermaid says to the sailor, she says, "Because B-shells are too small."
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Did you look behind the davenport?
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's jamais vu all never again.
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A little 𝘵𝘰𝘰 quiet...
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Where we can live, we can also live well." - Marcus Aurelius #stoic #stoicism
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