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Evil Ray

@evilray.bsky.social
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• Pronouns, this motherfucker/that motherfucker. • If I were an animal I'd be a human. • Largely non-toxic.

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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 11h
"Stoicism is about the domestication of emotions, not their elimination." - Nassim Nicholas Taleb #stoic #stoicism
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 11h
So Peter says to Shuri, he says, "Wakanda music do you like?"
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 11h
Rabbit³.
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 21h
The 1970 (Gregorian) $1.50 (US) admission to the Tree Museum is now $11.50 (US). youtube.com/watch?v=2595...
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Joni Mitchell - Big Yellow Taxi (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Joni Mitchell
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
𝘗𝘶𝘳𝘭𝘦𝘺, say no more.
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm 64 but I read on a 67 year old level.
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"If someone can prove me wrong and show me my mistake in any thought or action, I shall gladly change." - Marcus Aurelius #stoic #stoicism
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So the ancient Greek tailor says to the drop-in customer, he says, "Euripedes?" So the ancient Greek drop-in customer says to the tailor, he says, "Eumenides?"
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That's a 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 top.
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
= > ÷
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"What injures the hive injures the bee." - Marcus Aurelius #stoic #stoicism
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So the operatic tenor says to the locksmith, he says, "I couldn't find the key."
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"...[L]ive in such a way that there is nothing which you could not as easily tell your enemy as keep to yourself." - Seneca #stoic #stoicism
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So the genie says to the guy, هو يقول, "This is the ten inch pianist you used your second wish for, Rich."
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I can't find my Saint Anthony medal.
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't know, 𝘤𝘢𝘯 you?
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Curse you, Reality! Why do you not bend to my capricious whimsies?!
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"It is impossible to learn what we think we already know." - Epictetus #stoic #stoicism
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So the appliance salesman says to the guy, he says, "Think of how her face will light up whenever she opens the door."
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tonight on Out Of Context Theater: "Crucified is fine. I don't have enough snakes for my other idea."
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Are you an organ donor and what's your hat size?
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Receive without conceit, release without struggle." - Marcus Aurelius #stoic #stoicism
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So the used trireme salesman says to the guy, αυτος λεει, "It's quite the oar deal."
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Did you hear that?! Is the back door locked?!
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This afternoon on Out Of Context Theater: "She moved a mannequin." "Gateway crime."
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm so mean I once shot myself for snoring.
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Wherever there is a human being, there is an opportunity for a kindness." - Seneca #stoic #stoicism
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So the tennis player says to the broken-hearted fan, they says, "Love means nothing to me."
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"IX XI iocus est." - Flava Flavious youtube.com/watch?v=JZDI...
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Public Enemy - 911 Is A Joke (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by PublicEnemyVEVO
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"A good person does nothing for appearance sake, but for the sake of having done right." - Epictetus #stoic #stoicism
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So the mermaid says to the sailor, she says, "Because B-shells are too small."
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Did you look behind the davenport?
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's jamais vu all never again.
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A little 𝘵𝘰𝘰 quiet...
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Where we can live, we can also live well." - Marcus Aurelius #stoic #stoicism
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So Gary says to Daniel, he says, "I'm dead Sirius."
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Did you look in the underneath of the sink?
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Take away your opinion, and then there is taken away the complaint, 'I have been harmed.' Take away the complaint, 'I have been harmed,' and the harm is taken away." - Marcus Aurelius #stoic #stoicism
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So Houdini says to his missus, he says, "Sorry I'm late, dear. I got tied up at work."
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Bespem enit twelt, bespar enot hwele." - Tasco ar Lonsel
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When's your next album gonna drop?
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This evening on Out Of Context Theater: "That is reasonable. Many apples here are aggressive."
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it." - Marcus Aurelius #stoic #stoicism
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So the HR rep says to Claude Rains, she says, "We appreciate your transparency."
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"As an antidote to battle unkindness we were given kindness." - Marcus Aurelius #stoic #stoicism
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So Khufu says to the halfway house admin, he says, "Running a pyramid scheme."
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No need to thank me.
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This afternoon on Out Of Context Theater: "Success did not attend the efforts of either party, and at sunset, when all had wearily returned to camp, Larry King was still absent."
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This morning on Out Of Context Theater: "Ganymede, you dumb-ass Texan. And pardon me for being redundant."
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Insert booty joke here.
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