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Evil Ray

@evilray.bsky.social
91 followers 93 following 3.6K posts

• Pronouns, this motherfucker/that motherfucker. • If I were an animal I'd be a human. • Largely non-toxic.

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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rabbit³.
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Rabbit³.
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Rabbit³.
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
You know what you did...
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Favo(u)rite map ever.
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
IT'S HOT AS BALROGS
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
End of holiday finger check.
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
So Uncle Sam says to Johnny Canuck, he says, "Knock-knock jokes? Heck no! In the US of A freedom rings!"
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Rabbit³.
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Do you ever get the feeling that things aren't as rosy as they appear to be under the surface?
Do you ever get the feeling that things aren't as rosy as they appear to be under the surface?
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Rabbit³.
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
What's so funny about peace, love, and understanding?
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Camusflage...
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
What about "Breakfast at Tiffany's"?
What about "Breakfast at Tiffany's"?
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
May the 5th be with you!
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Feliz...
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
May the Fourth be with you! “What’s to-day, my fine fellow?” said Sidious. “To-day!” replied the Toydarian. “Why, May the Fourth.”
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Rabbit⁴...
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Rabbit³.
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit.
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
HAVE A SUPER MAR10 (US)!
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Rabbit³.
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy St. Valentine's Day Massacre Day!
Happy St. Valentine's Day Massacre Day!
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Rabbit³.
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
@thatamenkid.bsky.social
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Ribbit³.
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Rabbit³.
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Ribbit³.
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Rabbit³.
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Trylon and Perisphere recreation with fidgets. Amazin' likeness, ain't it?
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Rabbit³.
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Rabbit, rabbit,rabbit.
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I regret nothing...
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
He's still alive?! Man, it's like this voodoo stuff doesn't even work...
He's still alive?!
Man, it's like this voodoo stuff doesn't even work...
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Normalize asking 'is that a furry thing?' whenever a guy says they're an Alpha
Normalize asking 'is that a furry thing?'
whenever a guy says they're an Alpha
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Post 4th finger check.
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
So Uncle Sam says to Johnny Canuck, he says, "Knock-knock jokes? Heck no! In the US of A freedom rings!"
So Uncle Sam says to Johnny Canuck, he says, "Knock-knock jokes? Heck no! In the US of A freedom rings!"
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
#stoic #Stoicism

Arthur Guiterman

On the Vanity of Earthly Greatness 

The tusks which clashed in mighty brawls
Of mastodons, are billiard balls.

The sword of Charlemagne the Just Is
Ferric Oxide, known as rust.

The grizzly bear, whose potent hug,
Was feared by all, is now a rug.

Great Caesar's bust is on the shelf,
And I don't feel so well myself.
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Rabbit³.
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
"After we destroy Harvard for rejecting you, we must kill Moose and Squirrel."
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Making groceries in Louisiana, y'all...
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
At a dinner party, Somerset Maugham asked Dorothy Parker if she would write a poem for him...
At a dinner party, Somerset Maugham asked Dorothy Parker if she would write a poem for him.

"I will if you like," she said, and scribbled out: 

"Higgledy Piggledy, my white hen;
She lays eggs for gentlemen." 

"Yes, I've always liked those lines," Maugham said.

Dorothy Parker picked up her pen and added: 

"You cannot persuade her with gun or lariat
To come across for the proletariat."
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Yes, I had the poster hanging in my room. Dad could see her inner thigh from his Dad chair in the living room and would express his appreciation.
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
She loved being Gran.
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Crayola fabric markers feature an acid trip dragon dick.
Crayola fabric markers feature an acid trip dragon dick.
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU!
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Rabbit³.
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
He's going to be late to the conclave...
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Evil Ray @evilray.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Earth Day, schmirthday, It's Bettie Page's birthday!
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