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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

When the clue was something like “a piercing and a music genre” I was on my rower like “industrial! industrial!”

(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The “Little Bird” iPhone alarm sound just made me lol. It’s like someone fed Kraftwerk a bunch of Pixi Stix and locked them in a room until they lost their minds.

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I’m sure Andy Ogles is sad about his loss, but this is going to free up SO much time for him to eat that bag of dicks.

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Already riding that mallowcream dragon, and it’s not even August 1 yet

A picture of mallowcream Autumn Mix. Not here for your candy corn hate.

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Coworker: “What’s the name of that toxic Christmas movie?” Me: “I’m going to need you to be more specif-wait…is it Love, Actually?” Coworker: “Omg yes”

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

“What if we tried to make jazz more annoying?” - Steely Dan

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Somebody on Substack was like “what are the best albums of all time?” and I am appalled at how many people are mentioning Steely Dan.

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I floss in the shower (water flosser shower head attachment). I think we’re not supposed to rinse after brushing because the toothpaste leaves a lil protective coating on the teeth? Everyone should use a tongue scraper, and I will die on this hill. 🦷

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

As a resident of Tennessee, it is my job to constantly remind everyone that Andy Ogles is a clown. A human trash bag. A dried dog turd on the sidewalk. That is all.

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Yes, yes. Compelling argument.

Substack comment full of typos and nonsense

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I wonder what the local colloquial term for those is. If Nashville has Woo Wagons, what are they in Dublin?

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

It is apparently time for my annual review. I hope I get an “exceeds expectations” for ear scritches.

A Siamese mix lying on his human’s legs with his paws crossed

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Middle age culture is feeling an intense sense of victory because you timed a grocery trip perfectly between two thunderstorms.

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

It IS right next to a cemetery full of Republican grandmas who would love to mess with me…you may be onto something!

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Everything has smelled like roses for 3 days. Dr Google tells me I should be thankful: most people’s migraines smell like sewage or vomit. I just feel like I’m being stalked by a very stealthy grandma. 🌹🌹

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Practicing German with your cat when your cat is Siamese

Screenshot of translation app displaying “why are you screaming” in German and English

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

I have been watching the 2026 Masterpiece version of Count of Monte Cristo and, you guys, it’s SO bitchy. “Felt cute, might destroy your life and grow a cunty lil mustache, nbd.”

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Ohmygoodness I cannot with this cuteness!

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Can confirm: it was much ado about nothing for me, too!

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

When you switch to AT&T fiber’s bright orange lines and the hub is three houses away:

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John Fogerty - The Old Man Down The Road

YouTube video by JohnFogertyVEVO

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Pavi went in for a teeth cleaning this morning and started to crash, so they aborted the procedure. Good news is, he is awake and fine. Bad news is, he hasn’t eaten since last night and he is reading the riot act to every vet tech who walks by. That’s my son 🤣

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

I bet whoever invented Smartsheet didn’t think about how easy it is to accidentally type “Shartsmeet.” A dating app for people with digestive issues.

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Don’t mind me, just cackling alone in my house to jokes I saw in person a year ago. I love him SO MUCH.

Promo poster for Chris Fleming’s “Live at the Palace” special

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

I don’t know about organizing, but I can tell you that $9 Costco prosecco won’t give you a migraine and Red Bull F1’s new team principal is a silver fox who went through a phase in the late aughts best described as “satanic Bono.”

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Random Man at Grocery Store: Hello, how are you? Me, in my head: I am old! You have to leave me alone now! I work from home and no longer have social skills! How dare you interrupt me while I’m choosing a sandwich! Me, out loud: oh hi

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

This is who runs this account

Stunned and not sure what to do since the late 70s

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Latest #crossstitch is finished! This is The Seventh Wave by Log Dog Samplers (yes, those are chickens riding a surfboard)

Monochromatic black cross stitch of Log Dog Samplers’ pattern The Seventh Wave

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Power went out at 1:00. Went to get food that didn’t have to be cooked (and wine!). Kroger like an apocalypse movie: Madonna’s “Take a Bow” playing over an empty produce section. Power back at 6:30. Had Trash Feast anyway: Gardettos, trail mix, protein bar, wine. Am America’s bougiest raccoon.

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Update: power’s out. Cross stitching by the light of a head mounted flashlight 🤣

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Checking in from the Snowpocalypse: still have power (keeps flickering though), tree in the front yard is coated with ice and looks very goth. Very likely that everyone’s garage doors are frozen shut, given the noises I am hearing.

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Normalize including a picture of a cat laser-staring when you have to send an email to remind someone that you still need a response.

A Siamese mix staring intently from a cat tree at eye level. He wants attention and he’s going to get it no matter what

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Today on “How Is That Comfortable?”: Pavi using my cross stitch supply box as a pillow. Again.

A Siamese mix resting his cheek floofs on the edge of a plastic box full of cross stitch supplies

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Got my hearing checked, and I can confirm that my ears are fine and my coworkers need to annunciate. I can’t wait to be smug and insufferable about this on Monday! 🙌🎉

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

What do you mean Outlook has no automatic reply for “Out Of Motivation”?

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

we were out hill-walking once when I was a teenager, and a little grey cat started following us in the village, then followed us all the way up the hill. we stopped for a picnic and she came to curl up and sit in our laps. when we went down to the village again she meowed and went her own way.

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Pavi doesn’t loaf, but he does make a nice sourdough. Happy #Caturday to all who celebrate.

A Siamese mix cat curled up in a ball and sleeping on a self-heating mat

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

When this person was in school, I bet they started all of their essays with dictionary definitions of the essay topic.

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

I have joined Substack. Everything I write is free, and I don’t really know how it works. It’s full of cool, smart people. I hope I don’t get kicked off for being a ding dong. open.substack.com/pub/evilamy

open.substack.com

evilamy's Substack | Substack

My personal Substack. Click to read evilamy's Substack, a Substack publication. Launched 2 hours ago.

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Person on ring app: complains about loud cars street racing. Everyone in comments proceeds to summarize Fast & Furious plots while OP remains clueless, asks for car descriptions.

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Gen X women have had it. We are dealing with elderly parents, work drama, 401k worries, crumbling bodies, inflation, misogyny, and Dave Navarro no longer hosting Ink Master. Our patience is as thin as our eyebrows. Be nice.

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

How am I just now finding out that David Copperfield is an absolute banger? Brb, going down a Dickensian rabbit hole, which will probably contain many, many orphans.

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