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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The “Little Bird” iPhone alarm sound just made me lol. It’s like someone fed Kraftwerk a bunch of Pixi Stix and locked them in a room until they lost their minds.

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I’m sure Andy Ogles is sad about his loss, but this is going to free up SO much time for him to eat that bag of dicks.

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Already riding that mallowcream dragon, and it’s not even August 1 yet

A picture of mallowcream Autumn Mix. Not here for your candy corn hate.

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Coworker: “What’s the name of that toxic Christmas movie?” Me: “I’m going to need you to be more specif-wait…is it Love, Actually?” Coworker: “Omg yes”

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Somebody on Substack was like “what are the best albums of all time?” and I am appalled at how many people are mentioning Steely Dan.

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Yes, yes. Compelling argument.

Substack comment full of typos and nonsense

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

It is apparently time for my annual review. I hope I get an “exceeds expectations” for ear scritches.

A Siamese mix lying on his human’s legs with his paws crossed

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Middle age culture is feeling an intense sense of victory because you timed a grocery trip perfectly between two thunderstorms.

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Everything has smelled like roses for 3 days. Dr Google tells me I should be thankful: most people’s migraines smell like sewage or vomit. I just feel like I’m being stalked by a very stealthy grandma. 🌹🌹

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Practicing German with your cat when your cat is Siamese

Screenshot of translation app displaying “why are you screaming” in German and English

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

I have been watching the 2026 Masterpiece version of Count of Monte Cristo and, you guys, it’s SO bitchy. “Felt cute, might destroy your life and grow a cunty lil mustache, nbd.”

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

When you switch to AT&T fiber’s bright orange lines and the hub is three houses away:

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John Fogerty - The Old Man Down The Road

YouTube video by JohnFogertyVEVO

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Pavi went in for a teeth cleaning this morning and started to crash, so they aborted the procedure. Good news is, he is awake and fine. Bad news is, he hasn’t eaten since last night and he is reading the riot act to every vet tech who walks by. That’s my son 🤣

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

I bet whoever invented Smartsheet didn’t think about how easy it is to accidentally type “Shartsmeet.” A dating app for people with digestive issues.

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Don’t mind me, just cackling alone in my house to jokes I saw in person a year ago. I love him SO MUCH.

Promo poster for Chris Fleming’s “Live at the Palace” special

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Random Man at Grocery Store: Hello, how are you? Me, in my head: I am old! You have to leave me alone now! I work from home and no longer have social skills! How dare you interrupt me while I’m choosing a sandwich! Me, out loud: oh hi

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

This is who runs this account

Stunned and not sure what to do since the late 70s

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Latest #crossstitch is finished! This is The Seventh Wave by Log Dog Samplers (yes, those are chickens riding a surfboard)

Monochromatic black cross stitch of Log Dog Samplers’ pattern The Seventh Wave

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Power went out at 1:00. Went to get food that didn’t have to be cooked (and wine!). Kroger like an apocalypse movie: Madonna’s “Take a Bow” playing over an empty produce section. Power back at 6:30. Had Trash Feast anyway: Gardettos, trail mix, protein bar, wine. Am America’s bougiest raccoon.

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Update: power’s out. Cross stitching by the light of a head mounted flashlight 🤣

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Checking in from the Snowpocalypse: still have power (keeps flickering though), tree in the front yard is coated with ice and looks very goth. Very likely that everyone’s garage doors are frozen shut, given the noises I am hearing.

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Normalize including a picture of a cat laser-staring when you have to send an email to remind someone that you still need a response.

A Siamese mix staring intently from a cat tree at eye level. He wants attention and he’s going to get it no matter what

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Today on “How Is That Comfortable?”: Pavi using my cross stitch supply box as a pillow. Again.

A Siamese mix resting his cheek floofs on the edge of a plastic box full of cross stitch supplies

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Got my hearing checked, and I can confirm that my ears are fine and my coworkers need to annunciate. I can’t wait to be smug and insufferable about this on Monday! 🙌🎉

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

What do you mean Outlook has no automatic reply for “Out Of Motivation”?

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

we were out hill-walking once when I was a teenager, and a little grey cat started following us in the village, then followed us all the way up the hill. we stopped for a picnic and she came to curl up and sit in our laps. when we went down to the village again she meowed and went her own way.

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Pavi doesn’t loaf, but he does make a nice sourdough. Happy #Caturday to all who celebrate.

A Siamese mix cat curled up in a ball and sleeping on a self-heating mat

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

I have joined Substack. Everything I write is free, and I don’t really know how it works. It’s full of cool, smart people. I hope I don’t get kicked off for being a ding dong. open.substack.com/pub/evilamy

open.substack.com

evilamy's Substack | Substack

My personal Substack. Click to read evilamy's Substack, a Substack publication. Launched 2 hours ago.

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Person on ring app: complains about loud cars street racing. Everyone in comments proceeds to summarize Fast & Furious plots while OP remains clueless, asks for car descriptions.

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Gen X women have had it. We are dealing with elderly parents, work drama, 401k worries, crumbling bodies, inflation, misogyny, and Dave Navarro no longer hosting Ink Master. Our patience is as thin as our eyebrows. Be nice.

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

How am I just now finding out that David Copperfield is an absolute banger? Brb, going down a Dickensian rabbit hole, which will probably contain many, many orphans.

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Oh to be a cat, napping on the couch while Christmas decorating happens around you and you get to nap #catSky #caturday

A Siamese cat lounging on a sofa, blissfully aware that he doesn’t have to help put up Christmas decorations

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

We have officially made it to October! Congratulations everybody! youtu.be/nJROKaZJgbI?...

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KXVO Pumpkin Dance ORIGINAL

YouTube video by саша иванов

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

The “Cayuga’s Waiters” episode of Campus Files starts out as an episode about acapella groups and ends up being about how toxic masculinity hurts everyone. The interview with Mickey is excellent. open.spotify.com/episode/3mYb...

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Cayuga's Waiters

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

The circle of life is complete: JoAnn is now Spirit Halloween

The front of an old JoAnn Fabrics with its lettering covered by a Spirit Halloween banner

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

We have a code orange air quality warning due to high ozone levels and all I can think of is Ozone from Breakin‘

Shabba Doo in his iconic role as Ozone in Breakin‘

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but this movie will make you feel better about the world: youtu.be/kZfFvsKDuUU

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Pride Official Trailer #1 (2014) - Bill Nighy, Andrew Scott Historical Comedy HD

YouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes Trailers

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

The definition of “back on my bullshit”: a big ol’ cross stitch project, Pavi sleeping under the scroll frame, and Lol Tolhurst’s “Goth” audiobook.

A Siamese cat curled up beneath a scroll frame

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

This is long, but you can watch it in little pieces. This is excellent and worth the time. youtu.be/QwpanShgOp4?...

youtu.be

The Unforgivable Sin of Ms Rachel

YouTube video by Lindsay Ellis

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Happy August 1! The countdown has begun! #Halloween #SpookySeason

Halloween countdown displaying 91 days until Halloween

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

The year is 2055. You go to an estate sale and pick up a copy of Pearl Jam’s Ten, RHCP’s Blood Sugar Sex Magik, and a hot pink and turquoise Caboodle.

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(evil)amy @evilamy.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

If I had kids, they would have to tolerate me giving speeches about vintage memes and insisting that they watch Kitty Cat Dance with me.

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Ernst v. All @ernstvall.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

#Intelligenztest - Wie schlau ist eine Katze?

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