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Eve Ventually

@eveventually.bsky.social
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Enby SciFi fan and smut writer. In my mid-40s. My books: chantingluretales.writeas.com

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BJ Colangelo @bjcolangelo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The biggest jumpscare in the IT miniseries is when Richard Thomas turns his head and reveals his ponytail.
Richard Thomas as Bill smiling next to a bicycle tire. Richard Thomas as Bill visiting Georgie’s grave and showing off his long ponytail.
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 20h
I wish we could have church but for other things
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Gwiggs @gwiggs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh damn his punishment for raping a girl is having to work normal jobs & live in Ohio? fuck i didn't know. someone call human rights watch
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✨ Fiffany ✨ @fiffanyrage.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’m not your mommy but I am in charge. #Dommy #BDSM #Femdom #cougar #maturewomennsfw
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Goddess Cherry 🔞🍒🇦🇺 @goddessgoblin.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Can I jerk you off with my latex gloves? 😈 [ #boobs #busty #nsfw #amateurnsfw #altnsfw #hairynsfw #realnsfw #nsfwbsky #bigboob #POV #nsfwbluesky #fansly #medicalgloves #glovesnsfw #latexgloves #medfet #medfetish #titsout ]
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Jane @janedoeoreo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's coming off!
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Fawnduu🐮🔜 A Big Gay Market OCT 4th @fawnduu.com · 27/09/2026
Harvest moon werewolf sex????🌕🐺 ~Full on Patreon~
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Kat 🦋🐉 @katzkorner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think I wear them well 🤭 #SluttyGlassesSaturday #nsfwsky #nsfw #titties #nakes
Kat is lying on her bed, naked and smirking. Except, what's this, she actually has a pair of cat-eye glasses sitting in her lap.Kat lying on her bed, naked and smirking at the camera. The glasses seem to have migrated up to nestle between her tits. I can't say that I blame them.Kat's cat-eye glasses are resting on her tit, a piercing through her nipple. It almost looks like her nipple is a pierced nose of a little face, with those glasses sitting there. I think her name is Petunia.
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Pansy (Trying on a name) @sagegnosis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Reality Fracture pre release look
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Jona would like a hug @jonanightingale.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Amen 🙏🏾, praise be…. Therapy can’t solve wage theft
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Jane @janedoeoreo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Don't you wish you were under or behind me?
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Eve Ventually @eveventually.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Youtube: Having an OF in your Linktree is grounds for a permanent ban Also Youtube: Here's a bunch of ads explicitly about your husband's erection. (Note: I'm single. Ads about my "husband"'s erection would be funny if not for Youtube's shitty behavior.)
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Ember Green @embergreen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We need to stop calling them “trad wives” & use the more appropriate term “religious fundamentalists”.
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Johny Nocash/John Hartley @johnynocash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cheesy singles. Magic.
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Eve Ventually @eveventually.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For reasons that continue to elude me, this site has a lower character count than a postcard. Please enjoy this shitpost as it was intended ... with melty and smutty goodness that cannot be contained in 300 stingy characters.
Hot singles in your area

Cheesy melty goodness in individual wrappers

Ready to be unwrapped

And placed between two slices of buttered bread

And grilled until good

Maybe dipped in creamy tomato soup

What you do with your hot singles that have been grilled into cheese

Is nobody's business but yours
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lots of so called MAGA adherents now think Trump sucks but that does not mean that they see their interests as aligned with the groups they consider to be subservient to them.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just because people come to the same conclusion about something, it doesn't mean that our interests are the same and it's dangerous to assume they are.
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malesubject4art @malesubject4art.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Did I go too far with the hair gel? #hair #hairstyle #menshair #haircut #malefigure #malepose #malemodel #malephysique #malebeauty #malenude #nudemen #malebody #maleform #muscle #malephotography #maleportrait #draw #paint #handsome #nudeart #artisticnude #malephoto #gaymodel #gayart #gym #physique
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Ewan Stone ✍️🔞 @ewanstone.uk · 23/09/2026
@draft2digital.bsky.social, I just received an email from you advertising AI-generated audiobook publication in collaboration with Spotify. Can I ask your justification for this? I believe the reason you added (much-contested) annual service charges was to reduce genAI projects on your marketplace 🧵
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Skip Bolden 💙🎬🎞️ @skipbolden.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Village of the Damned (1960) So young. So innocent. So deadly.
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Tsutsuji @tsutsujiol.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
😜
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👨‍💻🐸🦝🦅 Steve Wehrmann 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @stevewehrmann.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
🤭🤣
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Discount Supervillain @discountvillain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#StevenUniverse #Amethyst
Amethyst smugly drinking from a mug full of juice that makes you smug.
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bosozokucat.bsky.social @bosozokucat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Enchanting Elf.
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Jane @janedoeoreo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
New panties available!
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WSA After Dark 🔞 @wsaafterdark.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ah yes madam you raise some excellent points
Illustration of a nude woman with pale skin and dark hair, in a kneeling position with her hands resting on her thighs. Her head is tilted and
She is making a sort of pouty kissy face
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Zoe by the River @zoebytheriver.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
bushy baby ✨
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Discount Supervillain @discountvillain.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#AdventureTime #BMO
A red BMO wearing a horned headband, loosely holding a trident, and with a spade shaped controller plugged into their butt.
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hoots @hoots.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Democrats’ go-to strategy of “become more like Republicans” always loses because Republicans aren’t going to vote for “Republicans without the Republican branding”. You’re way too bad at winning to be telling people “how politics work”.
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Eve Ventually @eveventually.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Charlene Kaye is a singer / songwriter and comedian who is know for her song based comedy. She does a lot of spoofs of famous music performers. Her response to Ed Sheeran’s recent, very public cowardice, pulls no punches. youtube.com/shorts/96Ag5...
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Ed Sheeran’s new single 🍉
YouTube video by Charlene Kaye
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Nikki Naughty @thenikkinaughty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Love my Tribe The Alice in Wonderland theme was so much fun #cheshirecat #milf #pussy #buttplug
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“George Lucas’ museum confuses illustration for art” Oh wow. Wall Street Journal confuses diarrhea for journalism
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🔞 EstherArt 🔞 commissions CLOSED @estherart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#ゼンゼロ #zzzero #remielle #belle #RemiBelle
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Eve Ventually @eveventually.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I like large insects and would never deceive you on this topic.
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tonnerre comics @tonnerrecomics.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
my worst joke comic ever, but also... i like it so i made it!!📺
digital drawing of a group watching teevee. there's tonn who is fully clothed with a group of other ppl in collars, penis cages & in states of undress. caption reads "tonn hears that the best way to watch anime is with subs".
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Lee Zimmerman @zim2918.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This work © 2026 by Lee Zimmerman is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International
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ittla @ittla.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
heeyyy~ what's up?
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Eve Ventually @eveventually.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Regarding journalists suddenly realizing Republicans "have a nazi problem."
> Republicans have a nazi issue

If you vote for fascists, you are a fascist. They voted for fascists. They are fascists.

They don't "have a nazi issue." They are nazis.

I'm "shocked" you're catching up but "catch up" sooner, assholes. Given a time machine capable of going back in time by ten years, you could be just on time to being still somewhat late.
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Ace Lautreamont @phantasmagoriablue.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A little #wagonwednesday on this #humpday! 😊
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Sasha Oblivion 🏳️‍⚧️ [£105/£150 tip goal] @sasha-oblivion.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Swishy swishy
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Johny Nocash/John Hartley @johnynocash.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Jim Bob 4 is a great papal name.
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Eve Ventually @eveventually.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This may be funny. Don’t know. It actually happened to me right before I wrote this and I didn’t find it funny at the time. And yes that’s hypothetically a font issue.
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Eve Ventually @eveventually.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Alright, Roman numerals. You’ve had your fun but I just misread eleven as two so consider yourself canceled.
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wintertorta🍰 @wintertorta.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
a reminder 🪄 #illustration
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Transgender people deserve to have a nice life. That is the entirety of the argument. If you disagree, you’re saying that you do not believe in liberty or justice for all.
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AdorkaStock @adorkastock.com · 14/09/2026
Some very old references that just fit my vibe today. 😌
a kneeling pose with arms up, hands clenched, face in a grimaceanother a kneeling pose with arms up, hands clenched, face in a grimace, this one in profile a crouched pose on a bench with hands gripping the edge, face screaming
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Slim thick QT with a BIG booty @xthickpixiex.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Do you mind a little hair? #hairy #shaveornoshave #blueskybabes #sluttymilf
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Fin’s Art ∞ 18+ @waterandsee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Cake + Cake
Fin’s red thong and cute butt faces the camera. Fin peeks over their shoulder at you.Above view of a homemade pineapple upside down cake with a slice missing
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Trash @trashxdiscourse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Amendment 3’s main policy thrust, which would have direct implications for hundreds of thousands of Missouri women and families, is the repeal of abortion protections that voters passed in 2024. That fact is obscured by billboards and campaign materials in support of the amendment, which invoke trans kids and barely mention the word “abortion.” 

“This illustrates how trans people’s lives are being used and exploited for political gain in a broader, coordinated campaign, not only against LGBTQ rights, but against women and reproductive rights,” said Logan Casey, director of policy research at the progressive nonprofit think tank Movement Advancement Project, and a Missouri resident. 

“The folks pushing Amendment 3 are trying to make it entirely about transgender kids,” he added, “and covering up the fact that they’re also trying to ban abortion.”
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