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Emily Allura

@eventualgoth.bsky.social
1.5K followers 879 following 723 posts

Professionally confused. QA Lead on @staroath.bsky.social🏳️‍⚧️ she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ Help me pay for my transition gofund.me/ed2ab994 Banner from nebuleeart.tumblr.com

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Emily Allura @eventualgoth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If they make these size limitations any smaller I won't be able to fit my phone in one that's allowed.
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Emily Allura @eventualgoth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But they're right.
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Emily Allura @eventualgoth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meltman is an icon.
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Emily Allura @eventualgoth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think what you really want is one of those little one-handed chainsaws.
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Emily Allura @eventualgoth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Relatedly, triscuits are the best cracker.
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Emily Allura @eventualgoth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I need to figure out how to participate without bothering my neighbors in this thin-walled apartment.
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Emily Allura @eventualgoth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Building a working hyperloop system, but only trans people can use it.
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Emily Allura @eventualgoth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wait, this panel just looks like 3 versions of myself. (If I could get the dye to take right)
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Sable, Sapphic Wet Nightmare 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
look, I get it: transitioning is scary so do it scared we all do it scared but you have to do it
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Emily Allura @eventualgoth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm waiting for the new DLC, and to finish the Cyberpunk run I'm in the middle of.
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Emily Allura @eventualgoth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The ol' Blackwater gambit.
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Amber 🦁 @sndlstudio.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
to the slut who invented tiramisu: i love you
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Emily Allura @eventualgoth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Vik would even throw in the blendtec rotary upgrade.
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Idk why they keep talking about AI’s alignment when it is very clearly chaotic evil
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Emily Allura @eventualgoth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We'll have to compensate by having Halloween start with Pride and continue until Thanksgiving (US).
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Emily Allura @eventualgoth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think my dad & stepmom would panic if I called them at 1:30 in the morning lol.
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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 23/09/2026
letting yourself be into things you used to feel shame or confusion about is kind of fucking cool actually
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Emily Allura @eventualgoth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That's more or less how I landed on Emily too.
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Emily Allura @eventualgoth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Doesn't someone get Cask of Amontillado-ed at some point too?
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it's trans rights or we all go to hell
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Emily Allura @eventualgoth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My one regret with my orchi is that I couldn't use this joke because I had it done in May.
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Emily Allura @eventualgoth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It definitely made me gayer.
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Emily Allura @eventualgoth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This man has me wondering if I should see about getting an MMR booster in my mid-30s.
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Emily Allura @eventualgoth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I could see "ends humanity" in like a first domino to fall in a convoluted series of events way, but not directly. Like how Archduke Ferdinand's assassination eventually led to WW1.
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Celestia @junipermoonlight.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Normalize giving trans people one million dollars
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Emily Allura @eventualgoth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hits any time of day imo.
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Emily Allura @eventualgoth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I've seen smoked brisket ones from a national brand in the US recently.
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Emily Allura @eventualgoth.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'd love to see how Lucifer feels about Satan's revisionist history takes in the council chamber.
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Sable, Sapphic Wet Nightmare 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
they really knocked it out of the park when they invented women and made sure we come in all sorts of wonderful shapes and sizes
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Vote Angel 2028🏳️‍⚧️ 👉😎👉 @benotafraid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The dems are currently running against a bunch of pedo supporters who crashed the economy, started a losing war with iran, and sent out secret police on our streets. And yet, for some reason, they're choosing to attack trans people, one of the groups the pedo supporters use as a scapegoat.
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Ginny Di @ginnydi.com · 11/09/2026
(I might also need a life coach though, if we're honest.)
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Sable, Sapphic Wet Nightmare 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
if for no other reason, I can't kill myself because I have to outlive JD Vance
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Emily Allura @eventualgoth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm a New England lesbian. Gotta be the Subie.
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Emily Allura @eventualgoth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Governor in a term or two would be nice, though.
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Emily Allura @eventualgoth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm gonna need Culver's to expand into NY.
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Claire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
rorschach tests are neat in concept but im confused how they got all those positions of me submitting to women into ink blots, i thought id see a vase or a bird or something
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Emily Allura @eventualgoth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Val might actually be one of the worst people in all of hell, but, "I'm from fuckin' Florida!" is iconic.
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Emily Allura @eventualgoth.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Look, sometimes you have to be the seismic activity you want to see in the world.
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Amber 🦁 @sndlstudio.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
hot take: i literally don’t care if someone “contributes to society” or not. every person still deserves human rights, food, and shelter
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Spindlehorse @spindlehorsetoons.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Aug 31 vs Sept 1
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Emily Allura @eventualgoth.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Yeah my dream car is the smallest one I can fit my bike inside; preferably without having to wash upholstery afterwards.
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Emily Allura @eventualgoth.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
One of these days I'm gonna start talking like I'm in Cyberpunk to escape this cycle.
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ChronoKatie - Now playing Tales of Abyss @chronokatie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Star Oath, a 2D RPG, is looking for new members! If you're a 2D artist, musical composer, or programmer, we'd love to have you aboard! Our team is 20+ at the moment and we are well into pre-development. If you're interested, reply below! RTS appreciated ❤️ DISCLAIMER: Unpaid atm
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Emily Allura @eventualgoth.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
That's the kind of experience that develops into a kink later in life.
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Emily Allura @eventualgoth.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I picked it up from my high school French teacher who used it in explaining the difference between "tu" and "vous"
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The Haunting of Emily AF 👩‍🎤✨ @rockstarelise.com · 28/08/2026
Being an Emily is pretty great✨
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Emily Allura @eventualgoth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
And then you blink and it's 3 o'clock in the morning and you're left wondering why that keeps happening.
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Emily Allura @eventualgoth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I would sooner petition Canada to annex NY than call it that.
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Emily Allura @eventualgoth.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I mean depending on who's actually affected by it a major international incident could still be Very Funny.
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Emily Allura @eventualgoth.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Ok but hear me out. Free up that extra money by reducing the size of the force.
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