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Stephen Waldron

@evencauldron.bsky.social
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Nonprofit, nonsense, and the god forsaken Baltimore Orioles.

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 2h
Cool. Cool cool cool 🙄
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Gov. Wes Moore doesn’t commit to full second term if reelected
Moore, a Democrat who has been the subject of speculation about a possible 2028 White House bid, gave a roundabout answer that left the door open for his future plans.
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Franken Stein-amite @sweavart.bsky.social · 5h
Politics in 2026 is like RIGHT WING ASSHOLE: Rapists and pedos are good, actually. We should kill non white people. MILDLY LEFT OF CENTER CRITIC: man someone should give that guy a swirly. RIGHT WING ASSHOLE: once again the radical left has advocated untold degrees of violence upon my person
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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 5h
Crazy to do a “excuse me your employee called me a bedbug” tweet in 2026
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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 6h
Just wanted to flag that Michael Tracey saying “forcibly” implies there are other times when he would be cool with being stone cold stunned
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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 8h
“We can’t lower health care costs - we need that money to humiliate ourselves on the world stage!”
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 18h
Biden: The MAGA wing, well gosh, listen, they’re, it’s, a bit of a flirt with fascism, no kidding around Media: Democratic rhetoric invites political violence Trump: The nuclear flames that burn every mongrel soul in San Diego will be a cleansing fire. Media: Trump makes his case in Nebraska
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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 19h
Quick reminder that Steve Austin did the Stone Cold Stunner on the president at Wrestlemania 23 talksport.com/wrestling/78...
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How Donald Trump ended up taking the worst Stone Cold Stunner of all-time from Steve Austin at WWE WrestleMania
Although there are some voting trends to clear up, it does appear as though Donald Trump has lost his bid to serve a second term as the President of the United States. Joe Biden is the new presiden…
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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 20h
“Leftist fantasizes about hurting me and then shotgunning two beers at once while yelling Austin 3:16” Also does he think the Stone Cold Stunner actually killed people?
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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 20h
“Presumably” doing a lot of heavy lifting here.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 21h
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 22h
I know the cool thing for athletes to do when they make a big play is be nonchalant but I wish more of them were like the WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM bowler
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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 22h
The algorithm trying to distract me from the stress of baby 2 arriving later this month.
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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just imagine being a baseball fan and a Hall of Famer takes the time to look you up and then tells you that you’re as disappointing as he thought you’d be. Jim “Kendrick Lamar” Palmer.
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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Devastating line from Jim 😂
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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Your posts make a lot more sense now that I googled you” is hall of fame hater work. Incredible stuff from our man Jim. #Orioles
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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sick update Sam, thank u
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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Try harder email marketers, there’s no way James Carville uses email
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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me finding out who CeeDee Lamb is because he’s starting against my team in fantasy this week
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Chris Farley's Reaction
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The problem has never really been that conservative voters are reluctant to criticize Trump. The problem is a relentless right-wing media apparatus that tells them Democrats are worse.
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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Baltimore Orioles Mascot: It's Happening!
ALT: Baltimore Orioles Mascot: It's Happening!
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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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The Wire: We Are In Baltimore, Lamar
ALT: The Wire: We Are In Baltimore, Lamar
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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So Turnstile is single-handedly helping Baltimore move on after that atrocious #Orioles season. Heroes. youtube.com/shorts/gov5x...
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Dull - Turnstile
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The fact that this is the Washington Wizards mascot and not a Gandalf lookalike is such a bummer, man. Go all in or make us the Bullets again.
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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wow guys hot goss from #Orioles
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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Imagine stepping to the direct descendants of the ancient Illyrians.
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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Okay so almost everything I love comes from the 2000s, which makes sense.
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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dude couldn’t care less about November lol
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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I loved the person who commented under a post from *The Pope* saying “you’re not an AI influencer” as if it was an insult and not extremely high praise.
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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also I really thought he was the anti virus software guy for a long time
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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good lord seeing this Pat McAfee guy for the first time and learning he’s 39 makes me feel great about where I am as a normal person at 35.
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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
STOP THE COUNT #ASRoma #DajeRomaDaje
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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I didn’t have Football Manager on my phone last time I was in the newborn phase and I think having it this time could be a game changer.
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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Insane drip here
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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Marie Kondo: I Love Mess!
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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
PSA for parents: Once your kid starts building blocks, you might be tempted to start saying fat stacks like Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad. Trust that instinct, it’s very fun.
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Nearly $100” is so patronizing it’s insane lmao
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Lucille Bluth: Go See a Star War
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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Okay the Prue Leith send off in the first ep of the new Great British Bakeoff series kind of got me #GBBO
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Prue Leith: We Have To End With A Bang
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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Honestly it will prob be Varsity Blues
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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Time to play "do we have the energy to watch the Backrooms after the toddler goes to bed?" The answer is almost certainly no.
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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Seriously, bumping it like it’s Gasolina
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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m stopped at a stoplight next to someone who is blasting music like they’re in a club but it’s How to Save a Life by The Fray.
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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love how he’s giving this the same intensity as when Aaron Burr talks about how many essays Hamilton wrote
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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s almost embarrassing how well the algorithm knows me at this point. A Neutral Milk Hotel musical.
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You either know it, or you don't
YouTube video by Soho Theatre
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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Taylor lying in wait then dropping the hammer to make Devens get rid of Drew is legendary #BB28
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Olenna Tyrell in Game of Thrones
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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Devens evicting Drew is like Han Solo taking the lightsaber and running through Kylo Ren #BB28
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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Bob Dylan: 'It's Hard' from Subterranean Homesick Blues
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