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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 4h

Only one man can help us weather the storm and preserve this relationship

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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 19h

The relics you find when turning a home office into a nursery

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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Confusing use of active voice here I feel like

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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Someone at Fanatics.com clocked out early lol

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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

MVP here in the background with these reactions

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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Gonna be so upset if Rubinstein insults us by replacing the #Orioles mascot with a common Blackburnian Warbler.

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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The algorithm trying to distract me from the stress of baby 2 arriving later this month.

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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Try harder email marketers, there’s no way James Carville uses email

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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The fact that this is the Washington Wizards mascot and not a Gandalf lookalike is such a bummer, man. Go all in or make us the Bullets again.

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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Okay so almost everything I love comes from the 2000s, which makes sense.

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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"Let's crunch the numbers and see how ya did!"

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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Any day that this guy doesn’t get pelted with Deace Nutz jokes is a failure of our species.

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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"It's called 'Get Maced,' Lemon. The congresswoman is being fitted for a leather catsuit as we speak."

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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This is the best version of the internet

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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Us asking her about this at breakfast tomorrow like

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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Our kid is just setting up Law and Order morgue scenes before bedtime.

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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Okay I'm genuinely excited to see the movie where a guy gets swallowed by a whale and when he's in there he shouts I'M IN THE WHALE.

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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Had to go on the other site for a second and was struck by this argument about Mamdani - "He's so crazy that he's acting not crazy now so that he can act even crazier later! His sanity is proof of his insanity!"

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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My 2 year old daughter saying “no more dad music!” when I play Everything in Its Right Place by Radiohead before bath time:

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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I dared to open this thread and the OP replied with “you ready to know some more messy shit” and thought “I really don’t think I am!”

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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I accidentally clicked on Threads and folks it is WILD over there.

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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Nothing but respect for the best WR on my fantasy team. #Lions

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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This bar has an insane projector budget.

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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It hurts to get this close to victory but gotta hand it to the lads #NCFC

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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Oh hell yeah tale of two cities, let's see how this goes. #NCFC

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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Sorry didn't realize I would be behind an absolute legend in traffic this morning

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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey chuckling at the same time feels like when two sound waves cancel each other out

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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Also wait Mike Schur and Rashida Jones wrote that Black Mirror episode? Surely they were aware of Meow Meow Beenz!

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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Oh right I remember the comparisons about this at the time! I have to agree, how could you improve on this?

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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

My name is Stephen and I am basic.

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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Always the converts. Leave it to evangelicals to buy into an institution after it has a global sex abuse scandal. Buy low lol

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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Ok just realized it’s a wash because I have Lamar but my opponent Has Zay Flowers lol

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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

So obviously the world is a toilet but I learned today that Austrian farmers are 3D printing armor for sheep to prevent wolf attacks, so that’s something to hold on to.

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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Okay guys seriously put “memorial” at the end of the headline!

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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Whenever I see him, I immediately go into “fake names for Scott Ackerman from Comedy Bang Bang mode”

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Stephen Waldron @evencauldron.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

We got it in the first paragraph, folks. Also if you decide to casually read any psychology syllabus today, make it this one: docs.google.com/document/d/1...

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